It was an average day in the soul society. Everyone was catering to their own business. Jaku from squad 7 was sent to help Captain Ant of squad 12 in some science experiments. And as many people knew, being invited to do so is never a good thing.
Jaku walked into the squad 12 research lab. It was full of strange machines, chemicals, inventions, and most other things you would find in a research center.
Ant was examining a hamster who was running on it's wheel in a cage.
"Interesting." he said, as he wrote something down in his notebook. He looked over and saw Jaku.
"Ah, Jaku, you're here, good. Now put on this labcoat and some goggles."
"What are the goggles for?"
"Protection from what?"
"I'm not at liberty to tell you."
Jaku felt a vein in his head throb in annoyance as he put the coat and goggles on.
Ant led him over to the hamster.
"Magnificent, isn't it?"
"It's a hamster, captain."
"Not the rodent my friend, look closer."
Jaku bent over and looked at the hamster, it looked back at him. As Jaku stared at it, he could sense some kind of spiritual energy coming from the little fellow.
"I definitely feel something."
"Yes, It's a new form of spiritual energy, I call it, Hamereiatsu!"
"That is such an unoriginal name."
"Anyway, enough of my awesome discovery, help me with these chemicals, but whatever you do, do not press that big red button next to the hamster cage."
Jaku looked at the button, it was big, and red, ans shiny. It was almost controlling him to just press it. Throughout the whole day of helping the captain, Jaku was tormented by the button.
"What does it do?"
"If I told you, I would have to kill you. But let's just say it has something to do with hamstereiatsu."
A few minutes later, Jaku couldn't take it anymore, he ran over and pressed the button. A very large explosion ensued.
After the dust settled, the soul society was in ruins, everything turned to ashes. Jaku and Ant were sitting there, covered in black ash. "I told you hamstereiatsu was powerful."
Suddenly, the hamster that exploded fell back down, he was alive! But he turned to Jaku, got up on his hind legs. And he grabbed a tiny head band and wrapped it around his little head. He then started charging a weird energy ball in his hands.
"Spirit bomb!" The hamster said as he unleashed a huge energy wave at Jaku, knocking him back into a crumbling brick wall.
"I knew I did right in naming you Goku." Ant said to the hamster.
Suddenly, Blue walked up to them, she had come back from a trip to the world of the living. Her mouth was wide open.
"What the **** happened here? I'm seriously gone for a few days and all you guys seriously **** up the entire soul society! I have half a mind to, what's that?" She turned her eyes toward the hamster.
Ant was terrified, he had to think of something soon. "Um, It's your welcome home present!"
Goku the hamster turned to Ant with a look on his face that said "**** you."
"He's so adorable!" Blue said, grabbing the hamster and hugging him.
Jaku became conscious again and raised his head. "You have got to be ****ing kidding me." and fell unconscious again.
What happens next? Find out next time on Hamsterball z!