25th December 2011, 5:47 PM
I'm probably going to have to respond to those reviews at a later time, but thanks to the awesomeness of both of you. :D
Also, Absol, I'm just going to say right here and now that I lol'd.
Aaaanyway, the Christmas special! Funny thing about that, actually. (Besides the fact that I'm not actually Christian and don't normally celebrate Christmas to begin with.) See, most of the volunteers failed to respond after volunteering, one of my voice actors couldn't finish her recordings, and my sound editor (and Bill's voice actor) is currently suffering from severely limited computer time. As a result, the only files I have are a handful of clips of the full play. I may post the play itself (as opposed to the audio file) if people request it, but if not, it may be salvaged for next year. Or whenever. Who knows?
In the meantime, I wrote and recorded a couple of other things for you instead. The first is the following skit, and the second is something that was requested forever and a day ago by a handful of people here.
Because the file size actually exceeds... every sane limitation this forum has to offer, I've not only put both recordings in a handy ZIP file but also plopped everything down on an external site.
To download the entire ZIP folder, simply click this: http://db.tt/dgcVjcn9
Alternatively, to download each file separately...
- Click here for the holiday special: http://db.tt/fKscGtXm
- Click here for just the prologue: http://db.tt/UYlsMdKX
Or you can simply enjoy this script without listing to anything at the same time! It's completely up to you!
Lastly, if any of the links aren't working, feel free to let me know. Thanks!
And happy holidays to all my lovely readers!
Anima Ex Machina
Special 01: Pay no attention to the people behind the curtain
VALENTINEHi, folks! JX Valentine, your friendly neighborhood author here with a special holiday treat for you. And it's going to be really great! There's going to be singing and dancing, and Bill and Thom are going to get drunk at some point, and—
LANETTEHold on. Hold on. Wait just a second.
VALENTINEUh, oh hey, Lanette! What's going on?
LANETTENone of this is in the script.
VALENTINE laughs nervously.
VALENTINEFunny you should mention that.
LANETTEYou didn't finish, did you?
VALENTINEOh, come now! It's really hard organizing an entire cast to do your dirty work, and God help you if you think I should do it by myself. Nobody should be subject to my fake English accent.
LANETTESo instead you half-ass it by doing just one skit with all of the characters you were going to voice yourself in the full play.
VALENTINEUh, yeah, pretty much.
LANETTEYou do realize, don't you, that this isn't going to work, right? We have the same voice, and Domino's is just ridiculous.
DOMINOHow is my voice ridiculous?
VALENTINEWell, we've got to do something for the Christmas special, shouldn't we? I mean, we said we were all going to, and the only clip we have of the other actors is the file where all the guys demonstrate holiday-themed pickup lines. (pause) Actually, maybe I should post that file.
LANETTEIf you post a file of Bill and me in a situation that can be remotely construed as romantic, I will castrate him.
VALENTINEIsn't that misaimed retribution? Anyway, okay, so we've got barely half a cast, no gags, no special effects, and most importantly, no time. What do we do now?
DOMINOAdmit that you're lazy and failed completely at as simple a task as organizing a group of people to complete a project on time?
VALENTINEUm, no, because that would be admitting that I'm not the textbook definition of perfection. I mean, come on! Next, you'll be suggesting that I should br