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    A brief introduction: I was having a casual game with a friend of mine from another forum, who wishes to go anonymous (unfortunately). We agreed to have a mock game just for the hell of it because we were both bored. Little did I know he actually had a legit team. I made a two second Rain Dance team for some fun.

    This game is hilarious, even with the final outcome. Note that this is NOT how bad I am at the game. I gave up half way through, but oh well. Still fun.
    NOTE: In order to appreciate this warstory, I'm leaving my last slot a secret. The surprise factor just makes it better.

    My Team: ?

    Opponent:

    Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
    yoreruryu sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
    KingsKinghtness sent out Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    100%
    I decided to cloak my RD team with lead Shuca Tran. I should be able to set SR atleast and take a hefty hit.
    ---
    yoreruryu: gay
    yoreruryu: gay
    yoreruryu: gay
    yoreruryu: oh well

    KingsKinghtness: lol owned
    yoreruryu: i'll live
    Dugtrio used Earthquake.
    It's super effective!
    Heatran lost 242% of its health.
    yoreruryu's Heatran fainted.
    ---
    -142%
    - VS -
    100%
    Wow, even if I had remembered to give Heatran its Shuca Berry it still would have bitten it. That's gotta be a Choice Band set. Whatever, bring in Gyarados. 5/6
    ---
    yoreruryu: wut
    KingsKinghtness: LOL
    KingsKinghtness: Owned

    yoreruryu: WHERE'S MY SHUCA BERRY!!!
    yoreruryu: gay

    KingsKinghtness: Nub.
    yoreruryu switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
    Gyarados's intimidate cut Dugtrio's attack!
    Rhinosaur has entered the room.
    KingsKinghtness switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
    Gyarados used Ice Fang.
    It's not very effective...
    Starmie lost 15% of its health.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    85%
    I'm used to Salamence switching into Gyarados when someone expects a Waterfall. Wouldn't have done much more if I HAD used Waterfall, oh well. Time for a super misclick.
    ---
    yoreruryu: ohhhh
    yoreruryu: lame

    KingsKinghtness: lol phail prediction
    yoreruryu switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
    Starmie used Thunderbolt.
    It's super effective!
    A critical hit!
    Starmie lost 213% of its health.
    yoreruryu's Starmie fainted.
    Starmie lost 10% of its health.
    ---
    -113%
    - VS -
    75%
    Well then. That kinda blew a little bit. Was going for Swampert, but I guess I didn't care enough to pay attention. At this point I basically gave up and decided to act as retarded as I could. 4/6
    ---
    KingsKinghtness: LOL OWNED
    yoreruryu: OWWWWW
    yoreruryu: sh*t
    yoreruryu: omg

    KingsKinghtness: this team pwns lol
    yoreruryu: I had Pert >.>
    yoreruryu switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
    Gyarados's intimidate cut Starmie's attack!
    Starmie used Thunderbolt.
    It's super effective!
    Gyarados lost 119% of its health.
    yoreruryu's Gyarados fainted.
    Starmie lost 10% of its health.
    ---
    -19%
    - VS -
    65%
    Because that was totally the logical move right? I really could have cared less about this match since he was being serious and I was not. I believe my next comment is a good example of my focus on the match. 3/6
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    KingsKinghtness: lol are you stupid?
    yoreruryu: SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK IMA SHARK!!!!
    ---
    Classy, I know.
    ---
    yoreruryu switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
    yoreruryu: i so got this
    KingsKinghtness switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
    Swampert used Curse.
    Swampert's speed was lowered.
    Swampert's attack was raised.
    Swampert's defence was raised.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    100%
    There it is, my classic line. "I so got this." This indicates I have 100% lost but I still totally have this sh*t under control. Really? Celebi? That blows, but I do have a Rindo Berry, and since all his sets have been super offensive, hopefully a +1 Ice Punch will score a OHKO. I definitely should have gone with Avalanche in the moveset, now that I think about it. Oh well.
    ---
    yoreruryu: great wtf
    Celebi used Grass Knot.
    It's super effective!
    Swampert lost 73% of its health.
    The Rindo Berry weakened Grass Knot's power!
    Swampert used Ice Punch.
    It's super effective!
    Celebi lost 78% of its health.
    ---
    27%
    - VS -
    22%
    DANG IT! Defensive set. That just really blows my load. Wait. No, yeah, blows my load. Well Swampert's done for. Mercy kill please?
    ---
    yoreruryu: gay
    Celebi used Grass Knot.
    It's super effective!
    Swampert lost 154% of its health.
    yoreruryu's Swampert fainted.
    ---
    -127%
    - VS -
    22%
    Bawwww oh well. Thought he might give me a freebie but no. He's just gonna go ahead and ravage my team with justice. 2/6 Joyous day.
    ---
    KingsKinghtness: lol what the hell
    yoreruryu: gay
    yoreruryu switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
    KingsKinghtness: RINDO BERRY NUB
    yoreruryu: lol
    yoreruryu: thnx man

    KingsKinghtness switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
    Bronzong used Hidden Power.
    It's not very effective...
    Starmie lost 9% of its health.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    56%
    Tried to hit it with HP-Ice... nothing is working. Sob sob sob. He just HAD to bring that damned Starmie back in. I have nothing to hit it hard with, the least I can do is, now that I have 1/3rd of my team left, SET RAIN! YES MY STRATEGY IS WORKING PERFECTLY! I'm gonna lose this one hardcore.
    ---
    yoreruryu: dear god
    yoreruryu: i'm owned

    Starmie used Surf.
    Bronzong lost 49% of its health.
    Starmie lost 10% of its health.
    Bronzong used Rain Dance.
    Rain began to fall!
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    51%
    - VS -
    46%
    Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Without Rain that was a potential 3HKO. I could have done so much more >.> Well down Bronzong is about to go. Gwad that Starmie took out half my team, I never should have told him about how good LO Starmie is T^T.
    ---
    yoreruryu: haha
    yoreruryu: game

    Starmie used Surf.
    Bronzong lost 77% of its health.
    yoreruryu's Bronzong fainted.
    Starmie lost 10% of its health.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    -26%
    - VS -
    36%
    I so got this. I SO F*CKING GOT THIS SH*T. Dun worry bout it. Wow. It dawned on me at this point that I was about to get 6/0'd. I NEVER get 6/0'd anymore. Not in OU anyways. Even if it was a mock team, this was embarrassing. Total loss. I got bent over a barrel if you catch my drift. I'm saying he raped me. 1/6
    ---
    yoreruryu switched in Seaking (lvl 100 Seaking ?).
    ---


    lol? Yes, my final poke is Seaking. I just loved that pic when I made the team and thought it would be hilarious to have it on the team.
    ---
    KingsKinghtness: lol raped
    yoreruryu: F*CK YEAH!!!
    KingsKinghtness: what the hell lol?
    Seaking used Megahorn.
    It's super effective!
    Starmie lost 101% of its health.
    KingsKinghtness's Starmie fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    -65%
    Wait, wut
    ---
    yoreruryu: wut
    yoreruryu: i got a kill?
    yoreruryu: wewt

    KingsKinghtness switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
    KingsKinghtness: gay
    KingsKinghtness: hax

    Seaking used Waterfall.
    It's super effective!
    Dugtrio lost 294% of its health.
    KingsKinghtness's Dugtrio fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    -194%
    ... wut...
    ---
    KingsKinghtness switched in Infernape (lvl 100 Infernape ?).
    Seaking used Waterfall.
    It's super effective!
    Infernape lost 175% of its health.
    KingsKinghtness's Infernape fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    -75%
    What.
    ---
    yoreruryu: lol
    yoreruryu: wtf

    KingsKinghtness: HOW ARE YOU FASTER?!
    yoreruryu: GO SEAKING GO!!!!!
    KingsKinghtness switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
    KingsKinghtness: HAAAXXX
    Seaking used Waterfall.
    It's super effective!
    Heatran lost 132% of its health.
    KingsKinghtness's Heatran fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    -32%
    WHAT.
    ---
    KingsKinghtness switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi ?).
    yoreruryu: WEWT!!!
    KingsKinghtness: NOT COOL THIS IS RETARDED
    yoreruryu: GOOOOOO!!!!!
    Seaking used Megahorn.
    It's super effective!
    Celebi lost 170% of its health.
    KingsKinghtness's Celebi fainted.
    The rain continues to fall.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    -148%
    WHAT.
    ---
    KingsKinghtness switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
    Seaking used Bounce.
    Seaking bounced up!
    Heracross used Close Combat.
    Heracross's attack missed!
    The rain stopped.
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    100%
    O.O
    ---
    yoreruryu: OMG
    yoreruryu: YES!!!

    KingsKinghtness: WHAT?!
    Heracross used Close Combat.
    Heracross's attack missed!
    Seaking used Bounce.
    It's super effective!
    Heracross lost 149% of its health.
    KingsKinghtness's Heracross fainted.
    yoreruryu wins!
    ---
    100%
    - VS -
    -49%
    F*CK YEAH SEAKING!

    I think the saddest thing about this match is that it actually happened. I don't hold it against him since it was a total joke of a match. But honestly. Come on. 1/6 Seaking turnaround sweep? What else can you say?
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    Epic win. Hilarious.

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    Haha, this is just pure win ^_^
    No wonder the other guy wanted to stay anonymous... That was awesome xD
    I really enjoyed reading it.

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    Rhys, this is by far the best warstory I have ever read in my life.

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    This is just epic xD

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    Most awesomest thing ever.
    Should be made into a novel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simse View Post
    Most awesomest thing ever.
    Should be made into a novel.
    Add some nude scenes, a car chase, and some explosions, and we can make it into a movie.

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    This is what I mean by NUs (some NUs) are not much worse than any other Pokemon. It's how you use them. Great match! Loved the way you used Seaking! I have matches like that with Gastrodon but they're pretty much clean sweeps so I don't wanna post them. But your Seaking is just amazing! This has to be remade in a PBR video.
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    You deserve a freaking medal for that.



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    Good job dude take that people who day sealing sucks, I may incorpadate sealing into my team =3 I like puffer fish better tho XD
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    ^ *Seaking not Sealing
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    Oh wow people actually liked this. O.O
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    What's not to like? It's amazing! It kinda pushed your other warstory in the back though. Your other one is good but this one...
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    O.O THat was a AWSOME match!Epic turnaround in that.And the seaking banner is just plain funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elephantdog View Post
    What's not to like? It's amazing! It kinda pushed your other warstory in the back though. Your other one is good but this one...
    This one is funny because, well, Seaking f*ck yeah. The other one I respect more because Exploding Azelf is my classic finish move.
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    O.O THat was a AWSOME match!Epic turnaround in that.And the seaking banner is just plain funny.
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    Awesome. Sad prediction at the start though.
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    Funny stuff, mang. reminds me of my bellsprout sweep turnaround, I went from 2-6 to 2-0
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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon-dana View Post
    Add some nude scenes, a car chase, and some explosions, and we can make it into a movie.
    A movie?

    Seaking should be the star.

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    What. the. hell. That. was. the. best. epic. moment. EVAR!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! 1-6 sweep!?!? That was EPIC11 XD Go seaking! go seaking! go seaking! W00T W00T. I swear to god. This is the best warstory i have ever seen mate! i loled so hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the elite trainer View Post
    A movie?

    Seaking should be the star.
    Morgan Freeman or Chuck Norris can voice him. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon-dana View Post
    Morgan Freeman or Chuck Norris can voice him. :3
    No. Clive Owen.
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    Imagine if Bounce missed and Heracross KOd Seaking
    That would've been real lol
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    For a joke game this is spectacular.

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    That was possibly the most epic thing ever. That was better than when I swept with a lead Uxie in UU.

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    KingsKinghtness: HOW ARE YOU FASTER?!
    This was so pathetic it made me laugh. He didn't even realize Seaking had Swift Swim.
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    Hmm... I better think twice about not catching a Seaking in the Safari Zone...
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