In the beginning of time and space, when there was only darkness, a being emerged out of light. The being created 3 eggs, to spawn the legends of Time, Space and something else.
(I forgot :x) Then, the being created Mew, who created all other living pokemon out of it's DNA. But, they had no where to live, so Arceus created Kyogre and Groudon to make the Sea and Land, and Rayquaza to control the skies. And this continued until Arceus ran out of ideas to create more legends for. But one day, Mew was bored, as she was the only legend in Kanto, so she asked Arceus to create more legends.
But what for, dear Mew?
Well, you see Lord, these legends are not enough. We need more! Beings of the elements! We need pokemon of Fire, Ice, and lightning!
Ugh. But what to name them?
Erm. I don't know.
I used all of my creative juices making up cool names like Cressilia, Palkia and Ho-Oh.
I don't like my name.
Tough. Game freak based you off a cat and cats go Meow so you are called Mew.
Lousy cats. Why can't hey say something cool like Eragon! Or even Ribbit! i wouldn't mind being called Ribbit. Ha, Ribbit, the legend... tee hee...
Fine! We shall name them One, Two, and Three.
Artic one, Zappy two, and moltern three!
... Yeah. Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres are better though, so we are sticking with them. Now, each of you, go somewhere and rule over... erm... all your pogeymanz.
*Telepathically with Zapdos* Hey Zapdos.
HAve you met any other legends of the other regions? I mean. Arceus never spoke of them, but I mean, Mew did mention them when she went a bit hyper on the Paras...
Well, Articuno, I have never thought of that. Shall we go find out?
Ok! But how do we get there.
Feed Mew loads of Paras and watch. She'll teleport randomly to some place, I bet.
8D 8D 8D 8D YOU GUYS WANNA GO SOME PLACE FUUUUNNNN??????
Easy as. *Evil grin*
Ok, Zapdos. Where do you think those legends are?
Well, I bet if we keep Mew hyper, her Legend Attrcating Magnet Scences are bound to go up. Mew?
8D 8D 8D HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY YOOOOOUU GUYYYS! LIGHTEN UP! LOOOOOKEY HEREEEEE, WE GOT BALLOOOOOOONS! Look, if ya pull em ere, dey go popeeyy!
Mew, I worry about you sometimes.
)8 Lets turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN EH? COME ON LETS - Oh wait. I FOUND OSMetHING ReALLY FUN!!! *Pokes at a giant statue of Dialga*
Oh, look here Diala, we got ourselves a bunch of twats to beat up. How shall we, double time shift, or metal outburst combination transformation line up?
*Bounces up to Palkia* Hee hee, look you two, this one has a reaaaall big nose. And that one has a big bum! Ha ha, big bum!
Who are you to disrespect me, the one and only amazing super duper Dialga?
What are you freaks staring at?
H-h-h-ow come y-y-y-ou get super cool names like that and we only get named Artic One and Zappy two?
Psh. Arceus must have realised our super quality. Two prats like you don't deserve even that!
Shall we exterminate them now?
-Enter very gory scene of mega violence not suitable for the viewings of the Sppf public-
This time, I WILL get my revenge. I have the knowledge, power, determination and *****yness. Now, to get the help of Zappy...
I'm all set Arti.
Ok then. Let's go beat the **** out of those ****ers.
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with.... P!
Let me guess, is it Pelliper?
Nope! It was Palkia! My go. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T!
Nope. Two little brats.
No, look there.
What are you doing here? You were interrupting our, erm, godly duties.
Ri-ght. We are here to get our revenge *Narrows eyes*
*Glares at them*
Let's see you try. Huh. *Ancient powers*
Meep! *Hides behind Arti*
Crickey! *Ice beams, freezing the rocks*
Thunder! *Uses Thunder on Palkia*
Hm. Pathetic. *Tries to use Special Rend*
Sl: PALKIA is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
PALKIA is paralysed! It can't move!
I love you Sl.
Sl: No prob. Now go, fight!
Blizzard! *Uses Blizzard on Dialga*
Cra- *Is frozen*
Sl: DIALGA is frozen!
DIALGA thawed out!
DIALGA used Roar of Rage!
Sl: Arti was unaffected!
Woohoo! NOw, Sheer Cold!
Ahahah! Now you can't hide behind your friend can you? NO! AHAHAH! *Uses Ancient Power on Zappy*
Yeah... turn around.
Sl: Sheer Cold Hits!
You still have me! That was just lucky! *Metal Claws*
Motherfuka! Get off me!
Meep! Arti! *Thunderbolt*
Sl: It's not very effective...
*Grin* Roar.... of.... TIYAAAAAAAAAMMMM!
This is it...
Gyara...... .raaa.... RPOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Screen flashes twice*
COOOFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *transforms into Dialga*
What the ****?
Damn right! Now, do you two want a hand?
Okayyy!! Aw, aren't you so KAWAIIIi????
Ugh. I hate you.
hey, LETS TURN THAT FROWN...
FWEEE!!! *Throws Frozen Palkia at Dialga*
*Smashes open* MWHAHAHAHA! THANKYOU! NOW WE SHALL CRUSH YOUR SOULS!
Sl: *Inserts R4* Yeah, we'll see about that. Now, how the hell do I use this thing...?
DAMN YOU SL!
Sl: Yeah save the thanks for later. Oooh, look, max stats on pokemon, or Walk Through Walls cheat?
WALK THRoUGH WALLS! I always wanted to do that, but doing it in the body of a Dialga is much more fun... tee heee...
Sl: Aha! This is it....
Suddenly, a girl walks in. She looks allot like the protagonist from DPPt, but it can't be. A blank look on her face, she ignores the legends around her, and plays a weird flute. Then, a set of stairs appear and Arceus, God of all, flies down.
Sl: ****! Wrong button!
Sl: Ok, how about this button? *Presses "Delete Save File" button*
NOOO! Sl DONT DO IT! I had such a bright future, a handsome bird by my side-
No-one knows what happened after that, but all we know is Arti and Sl made it out alive. As for Mew, she teleported away, still high on Paras. Zappy and Arceus returned back into Sl's imaginary R4 and Dialga and Palkia carried on playing I spy at Spear Pillar. And everyone lived happily ever after.
... That was fun.