Writing about the body
Empy wakes up to find himself in the hospital again. White walls, nurses, everything is alright. Still, he can't tell if the previous experience was a dream or not...
...you must change destiny....win Pokémon Universe....
Sir? Are you awake? Good. We still need you to finish this paper and change this article.
Paper? Article? What's going on?
Sir, this is not the time for jokes. The annual PokéMason convention is in two days. ....You do
know that, right?
Uhm... yeah, yes, of course. But.. err... could you remind me what my role is in this... PokéMason thing is?
*dies from laughter* Sir, that's a good one, but now isn't the time... for.... oh... you're serious?
Well, yes, of course!
Well, the last time I checked, you were vice-president. That's not something you forget that easily.
Vice-president.... yes.... I like that.... Hey! Does that mean you can get me a glass of juice? Are you my personal assistant?
Certainly sir. And yes, that is my job.
Here's your juice sir, and everything that you need to do.
The Trapinch puts a glass on the table, that is quickly knocked over by the 20 pound pile of paper that is dropped on top of it.
WHOA WHOA WHOA! What the hell is all this stuff?
Your daily work, sir. I'll leave you alone for a while. Make sure it's finished by 8 PM! *walks away*
'Oh man', Empy thinks to himself. 'I'll never get this done... might as well do SOMETHING with it.'
He grabs a random file from the stack. "About the body of Arceus".... '..sounds interesting.' The Honchkrow reaches for a pen and starts filling in the blanks. But even though he doesn't know anything about the subject, he can write everything down with ease. '...jewel of life...' '...4000 years ago...' '...eternal wastelands...'
Empy drops his pen and reads the section again.
"And after they took the Jewel of Life, more than 4000 years ago, Arceus was almost powerless, even more so than a wee Wurmple. The Mighty Overlord used the Jewel as he wished, turning vibrant green hills into eternal wastelands..."
What the hell is all this...?
IT WAS YOU!
YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
Out of nowhere, a giant black hole appeared. It sucked everything inside, including our clueless Honchkrow.
The Black Hole
Not again... oww.... Hey... you! Yeah, you, writer guy! Stop sucking me in giant holes, 'kay? Thanks in advance.
Ignoring what Empy just said because he broke the fourth wall, Empy looks around and sees nothing. It is not white nor gray nor black nor is it transparent. There is only... nothing.
You.... you disgust me.
Are you... oh my god... Arceus? The one and only Arceus? Whoa.
Whoa indeed, you backstabbing scumbag. How DARE you not only steal my Jewel, but then write about it in all it's glory? It's just pure evil... no.. you ARE pure evil, Honchkrow. *approaches Empy*
Hey, hey, I don't know what you're talking about... *tries to crawl away* ...maybe we can make a deal, or something...? I swear I didn't do anything... it wasn't me!
Arceus suddenly stops preparing his attack and concentrates.
Hmmm... Maybe... maybe you are right. I've taken a look inside your mind, and you are not evil. But then again.... hmmmm... Fine. The only way I won't kill you this instant is if you return me my jewel.
Of course, I'll do anything, just tell me, do you need something else, maybe a-
Shut it. Now go... and find me my jewel.
Out of nowhere, a toilet appears, that sucks Empy inside.
Of course, what do you expect if you break the fourth wall? Ohohoho.
Land of Sand
Dropping out of the sky, Empy quickly manages to pull up before he lands on top of a pyramid.
Stupid writer... keeps making me almost die...
The Honchkrow takes a small flight through the air to see if he spots anything unusual. With nothing found, he lands to take a drink of water.
Hey, stranger. You lookin' for somethin'?
Suddenly, a Hippopotas hops out of the sand.
*startled* Uhm, yes, kinda.
Well? What's it then?
I don't think you'll believe this but, oh god, I'm was sent by Arceus to find his jewel or something.
Oh, dat jewel o' life. You wait right here mister.
Really? Oh, that's fantastic!
Quickly, the Hippopotas makes its way through the sand. And Empy waits.
You still there? Ey? Ello?
*drowsy* Wha...wha? Oh...yeah...jewel...something...
Good. Come with me mister.
Empy follows the Hippopotas around the pyramid of Hippowdon the Great. Empy heard of him in history books once, but he never thought he'd see it in real life.
The two arrived at some sort of camp behind the pyramid. There were a lot of Ground and Rock type Pokémon, mostly Hippopotas. But for some reason they were all looking at the Honchkrow with a furious look in their eyes.
Suddenly, all the Pokémon lunged at Empy and tied him to a pole.
Who are you? Whaddaya want?
What is it that you require of the Jewel?
WHY DO YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THE TREASURE OF THE MIGHTY HIPPOWDON.
Let him speak.
All Pokémon suddenly held their peace. Out of the largest tent in the camp, a Gabite came out. But this was not your ordinary Gabite. He had different colors and was a lot tallet than others of his kind.
You are Empy, yes?
Good. Follow me...
END OF TRILOGY