Me: As our Rose travelled throughout the universe...
By the skin of my teeth, I might add.
Me: Ahem.. yes, by the skin of her teeth, she finally made it to Earth again. However, her relief was short-lived
You just love to make things harder for me, don't you? *disappears*
Me: Yes, I do. So? That's why I'm the narrator and you're the lowly main character. Man, that sounded weird. Anyway, her relief back on Earth was short lived, as fate had another Sucker Punch for her
*reappears* OK, where has that idiot put me now?
Me: As it turns out, fate (I mean me) had placed her in the middle of a fued between Dialga and Palkia.
Take this! *Uses Roar of Time on Palkia*
You'll have to do better than that! *Uses Spacial Rend to cut the Roar of Time*
For once in your never-ending life, you actually have a point. *Notices Rose* I have an idea. Whoever can defeat that Garevoir over there first is the better.
I hope you're ready to admit defeat!
Me: As Palkia and Dialga prepared to destroy Rose, there was one thought going through her head...
Oh crap. I knew that narrator would end up killing me somehow.
Ready? Go! *Uses Aura Sphere on Rose*
I'm surprised. I may have a chance after all! *Uses Psychic on the Aura Sphere, firing it at Dialga* Take that!
Wow, this one has determination that have not seen for a long time.
My turn. *Uses Water Pulse*
What's with the weaker attacks? Oh well, I guess I shouldn't complain *Uses Psychic to redirect the Water Pulse at Dialga*
Me: As the two deities of domination continued to attack Rose with comparitively weak attacks, she kept reflecting them back at said deities. Why won't she die yet! The stupid narrating company won't pay me until she dies! Better bring out the big guns now!
Time to finish this! *Fires two Spacial Rends on Rose*
Time to go all out then! *Uses Psychic to reflect one at Dialga, one at Palkia*
This is pointless, Palkia. I'm leaving. *Uses Roar of Time to make a wormhole, then disappears through it*
You have spirit, Gardevoir. Perhaps we will meet again. *Floats away*
Me: Damn, damn, damn! Oh well, she managed to get Dialga and Palkia to give up, so I guess I'll just have to wait until she dies of old age. May as well send her back.
OK, how do I get out of here? *Disappears*
Me: Finally, as she returned to Earth, waiting for what fate (Again, I mean me) had for her, she felt that maybe, just maybe she could relax. Of course, with me in charge, you'll just have to wait to find out!