Team name: epiK Win.

[Bossk]

Considering how much shit IGRMT currently is, I thought I'd make something at least somewhat worth rating. If anything, this team compliments this section of Serebii and proves to Fearow and Staraptor how much they suck my Pidgeot-loving, Mexican-hating, anal-raping,child-loving, BALL SAC! These things (whoever created them... > You know who you are...) completely give Pidgeot and other birds a bad name. REAL birds want to fly straight into a volcano because Staraptor and Fearow are based off of them...Poor little guys. Its okay, Pidgeot will dispose of them! >

Well to show off the fail of those miserable excuses for avian creatures, I'll firstly introduce to you my teammates:



Team building process:

I was thinking how in Gen II they kept that crooked neck vulture in the games, which incredibly depressed me. I needed a Pidgeot to rid of my depression and keep me happy for a while. I chose Pidgeot. This Pidgeot helped support me so well, I'm going with a somewhat supportive set curtosy of AN ONLINE UNIVERSITY FOR POKEMON?!?!?!?! Smogon.


Pidgeot @Leftovers

• Tangled Feet
• Calm 248 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpDef / 4 Spe
• Light Screen
• Roost
• Air Slash
• Feather Dance

Now that my depression if over thanks to my oh so supporting BBB (Best Bird Buddies) I needed something to quench my anger. I just wanted to tackle that mothafuka so I thought I'd do it with some blue aura.


Pidgeot@Choice Band

• Tangled Feet
• Adamant 252 Atk/252 Spe/ 252 HP
• Return
• Brave Bird
• Pursuit
• U-Turn

....bitch.

Okay, then. NOW I decided that nothing is complete without opposites. Fearow ew is Pidgeot's opposite introducing Pidgeot's superiority. Thanks to this, we need an opposite to a psychical sweeper Pidgeot, hence, this special one:


Pidgeot@Wise Glasses

• Tangled Feet
• Modest 252 Sp.Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
• HP {Ground}
• Heat Wave
• Air Slash
• HYPA BEAMZZZZZ

Awesome. Fearow should be dealt with by now....phew! But what's that? Gen IV?! ANOTHER REGIONAL BIRD?! Well hm....Shouldn't be too bad...I liked Noctowl and Swellow. But there's bound to be a bad egg in there so just in case I think we should make some preparations...



Pidgeot@Life Orb

• Tangled Feet
• Adamant 248 HP / 252 Sp.Atk / 8 Def
• Agility
• Roost
• Air Slash
• Heat Wave

Oh great...now we met the dumbfuck. This thing is really annoying. Everyone thinks that Staraptor is better than Pidgeot.
Pidgeot vs. Staraptor:
Elegant hair vs. Emo hair.
Originality vs. Unoriginal Bird of Prey
Awesome vs. Shit.

You know what? This stupid falcon is becoming quite annoying to our beloved Uber Pigeon Eagle. Lets return that favor and copy them, shall we?

Pidgeot@Bright Powder

• Keen Eye
• Careful 248 HP / 140 Def / 104 SpDef
• Toxic
• Mirror Move
• Double Team
• Protect

Now we're soooooooooooo tired from all of this ass raping kicking and we'd be frustrated if these stupid birds learned to not mess with the supreme ruler of everything Avian...PIDGEOT



Pidgeot@Silk Scarf

• Tangled Feet
• Adamant 52 HP/252 Atk/104 Sp. Atk/ 100 Speed
• Giga Impact
• Hyper Beam
• Frustration
• Rest

So yeah...bow before....


PIDGEOT!

[Ampy]

Needs moar Staraptor + Fearow

All I'm gonna say is, Rotom is gonna screw you so hard.

[Noctourniquet]

Needs moar Staraptor

I was going to say that ;_;

Any Rock Type is going to completely destroy you too, as you have only one move that will hurt them in the form of Hidden Power [Ground]. I would put Steel Wing > Pursuit on the Choice Band Pidgeot for this reason, as Pursuit sucks In-Game. Spaking of the CB Pidgeot, its EVs are beautiful.

Also, lol @ this team Adamant + Hyper Beam on your last Pidgeot. You might want to fix that.

[Vaporeon4evr]

Lolnub. My Staraptor can pwnz your Pidgeots. Close Combat+Choice Band FTW.

[Bossk]

Needs moar Staraptor + Fearow

Get out.

All I'm gonna say is, Rotom is gonna screw you so hard.

You do it all the time and I like it...not a big deal...

Any Rock Type is going to completely destroy you too, as you have only one move that will hurt them in the form of Hidden Power [Ground]. I would put Steel Wing > Pursuit on the Choice Band Pidgeot for this reason, as Pursuit sucks In-Game. Spaking of the CB Pidgeot, its EVs are beautiful.

I was thinking that, too. I was going to put pursuit considering I'm versing my cousins tomorrow and I know that after 3 Draco Meteors they always switch I thought I could use the move to my advantage, but then again...choice band xD

Also, I was considering HP {Water} on Pidgeot #4 over Heatwave considering I already have Heat Wave?

Also, lol @ this team Adamant + Hyper Beam on your last Pidgeot. You might want to fix that.

having Adamant boosts the power of psychical attack and lowers the special one. Hyper Beam is special. What is your point?

Lolnub. My Staraptor can pwnz your Pidgeots. Close Combat+Choice Band FTW.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL U R B DUMBBBBBBB I R HAZ DA PWR OV DA PIDGEOT BIZZZNITCH

[AlCario]

You have a mild bolt-beam weakness. Nothing serious, but still.

My Farfetch'd could pwn this team lolololololololololololololol

[ungulateman]

EPIC TROLL THREAD.

This is why I like Bossk, you know.

Anyway, QuakeEdge weakness. Maybe throw in a Donphan or similar to balance it out. That doesn't solve the BoltBeam problem though, so maybe use a Lanturn or Magnezone, as they can help you against Steels as well.

[Noctourniquet]

Am I the only one that's posted advice which Bossk might actually take? =/

[AlCario]

^Hey, I pointed out his BoltBeam weakness.

Lefties > Brightpowder on EvasionhaxGeot. It does something when you protect stall.

[Bossk]

This is why I like Bossk, you know.

<3

Anyway, QuakeEdge weakness. Maybe throw in a Donphan or similar to balance it out. That doesn't solve the BoltBeam problem though, so maybe use a Lanturn or Magnezone, as they can help you against Steels as well.

This is to prove Fearow and Staraptor wrong by using Pidgeot. Only Pidgeot suggestions might be taken xD

:3

You have a mild bolt-beam weakness. Nothing serious, but still.

Meh, flying types should be able to dispose of them.

My Farfetch'd could pwn this team lolololololololololololololol

NO U

My Pidgeot will completely crush that plant humping duck and snap its boner stick into two!

Ah, violence from a Pidgeot fanboy :')

Am I the only one that's posted advice which Bossk might actually take? =/

Mhm xDDDDDDD

^Hey, I pointed out his BoltBeam weakness.

Which is covered by Pidgeot! A FLYING type!...duh.

Lefties > Brightpowder on EvasionhaxGeot. It does something when you protect stall.

Hm, I'll actually consider that. I was going to originally run Sand Attack on that set as well. Lol.

[YOOMTAH]

I would like to see a small threatlist. xDDD
You have a small PSYDUCK WEAKNESS. XDDDDDDD

[Bossk]

i would like to see a small threatlist. Xddd
you have a small psyduck weakness. Xddddddd

No u

[Vaporeon4evr]

Anyway, QuakeEdge weakness.

I lol'd a bit.

[Bossk]

I lol'd a bit.

Holy fucking balls! EARTHQUAKE! Guys, I need a good counter to it. I'll deal with Stone Edge just fine.

[Ampy]

Give 1 or 2 of your Pidgeots Iron Ball, that'll make a perfect EQ counter

[Bossk]

Give 1 or 2 of your Pidgeots Iron Ball, that'll make a perfect EQ counter

You just solved my problem completely. I love you. Not as much as Pidgeot, though ;D

[Leyniar]

lolz, Now I want to use Pidgeot on my next Normal Monotype Team =P

Anyways, why Fustration over Return on the last Pdigeot? Chances are that it will do less and less damage.

Nothing else to say, I mean, well take Hyper Beam out and you will be fine.

[Ampy]

Chances are that it will do less and less damage.

Yeah, we all know how much Bossk loves his Pidgeots.

[Master_of_grass]

Anyways, why Frustration over Return on the last Pdigeot? Chances are that it will do less and less damage.

Because of the Frustration he has with The Emo and The Craned Necked One a.k.a Staraptor and Fearow. Pidgeot FTW although sadly to say I hate its Gen IV back sprite.

And Bossk since its the original bird I thought you would of put a Gen I sprite in there. O'well

Also maybe Swift over HB on the Wise Glasses set, Swift maybe meh but no recharge

[Bossk]

Because of the Frustration he has with The Emo and The Craned Necked One a.k.a Staraptor and Fearow. Pidgeot FTW although sadly to say I hate its Gen IV back sprite.

No saying anything negative about Pidgeot in any way, shape, or form. Get out >=(

NAO

And Bossk since its the original bird I thought you would of put a Gen I sprite in there. O'well

Don't like them much.

Also maybe Swift over HB on the Wise Glasses set, Swift maybe meh but no recharge

I lol'd

lolz, Now I want to use Pidgeot on my next Normal Monotype Team =P

Do it.