Back. Again. For the umptheenth time and then some. This is a UU team that makes all my previous ones look underpowered and useless. It's also a Musical RMT. So, let's bring it on.
Time of Dying by Three Days Grace on One-X
Break Me Down by Red on The End of Silence
Falling Inside The Black by Skillet on Comatose
One Step Closer by Linkin Park on Hybrid Theory
Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against on The Sufferer & The Witness
Anthem of the Angels by Breaking Benjamin on Dear Agony
*Time of Dying*

Frosslass@Focus Sash
Timid
Ev's:4Hp/252Sp.Atk/252Spe
~Snow Cloak~
-Spikes
-Taunt
-Destiny Bond
-Ice Beam
Standard Frosslass lead. Taunts SR users, Spikes the field, and then Destiny Bond to take your opponent with you. Ice Beam is simply so Taunt Ambipom doesn't laugh it up in Lassy's face.
On the ground I lay
Motionless in pain
I can see my life flashing before my eyes
Did I fall asleep?
Is this all a dream?
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare...
*Break Me Down*

Hitmonchan@Choice Band
Adamant
Ev's:252Atk/212Spe/40Hp/4Sp.Def
~Iron Fist~
-Close Combat
-Ice Punch
-Mach Punch
-Thunderpunch
Some of you are probably wondering why I'm using Hitmonchan over Hitmonlee. The answer is simple, because Hitmonchan has Ice Punch, Iron Fist, and slightly better defenses. Close Combat nets a 2HKO on Muk, Calm Slowbro, most Slowking, and pretty much anything else that doesn't resist it. Ice Punch OHKO's non-supporter Venusaur. Thunderpunch allows me to have a second option for bulky waters like Slowbro, and Mach Punch is for Priority. The EV's let him outspeed Max Speed Neutral Base 70's, all Base 60's, and ensure that he's not SR/Spikes weak.
I want to find...
I want to shine...
I want to rise...
Break me down!
*Falling Inside The Black*

Umbreon@Leftovers
Sassy
Ev's:252Hp/4Def/252Sp.Def
~Syncronize~
-Payback
-Curse
-Wish
-Heal Bell
The Ubereon, which I used on my last UU team.

Originally Posted by
Me
This Umbreon set is a three-way cross between the roles filled by CurseBreon, SupportBreon, and CroBreon. After being swept 6-0 by her, my friend MC affectionately dubbed her the Ubereon. Heal Bell and Wish are a more reliable (albeit slightly less effective) RestTalk combo. Curse gets her excellent bulk and power, and Payback in conjunction with Curse becomes 150 BP move (with STAB factored in) with multiple boosts behind it. Wish and Heal Bell also work on my allies, so Umbreon can support and sweep at the same time.
Falling in the black
Slipping through the cracks
Falling to the depths can I ever go back?
Dreaming of the way it used to be
Can you hear me?
Falling inside the black!
*One Step Closer*

Venusaur@Life Orb
Mild
Ev's:56Hp/164Atk/96Sp.Atk/192Spe
~Overgrow~
-Power Whip
-Sludge Bomb
-Sleep Powder
-Earthquake
Screw Raikou, Slowbro, Spiritomb, Mismagius, Swellow, Azumaril, Altaria, and Blaziken. This thing, right here, is the scariest thing in UU, no question about it. My modified MixSaur is able to effectively kill, cripple, or maim ANY Pokemon in UU. Power Whip gets 2HKO's on Slowbro, Clefable, Chansey, Claydol, Blastoise, non-MS Activated Milotic, Feraligatr, and Azumaril. Sludge Bomb OHKO's Sceptile, Leafeon, Eggexutor, Ludicolo, Cacturne, Shiftry, Tangrowth, and Jumpluff. Sleep Powder cripples anything that Venusaur fails to at least 2HKO, and EQ OHKO's almost any UU Fire Type, Bulky Arcanine, Moltres, Charizard, and Entei being exempted. The EV's hit the necessary power targets, outspeed Mixed Altaria, Mixed Blaziken, other Mixed Venusaur, and all Pokemon aiming to outspeed them by one point, while letting Venusaur get 11 LO uses instead of 10. With Umbreon keeping status off with Heal Bell and healing him with Wish, he's unstopable. So let me ask you... are you afraid yet?
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break!
...
Shut up when I'm talking to you!
Shut up!
Shut up!
SHUT UP...
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
*Prayer of the Refugee*

Blastoise@Leftovers
Bold
Ev's:252Hp/96Def/160Sp.Def
~Torrent~
-Surf
-Rapid Spin
-Toxic
-Protect
My ToxiStaller Blastoise set. I used it a long time ago on a UU team that most of you will probably remember. It's extremely effective, crippling any Spin Blocker in UU except CroTomb. He's designed to pull up my oppnent's strategy at the roots, spinning away their hazzards and crippling their sweepers.
But we've been sweating while you slept
So calm in the saftey of your home.
We've been pulling out the nails
That hold up everything you've known!
*Anthem of the Angels*

Altaria@Life Orb
Rash
Ev's:112Atk/252Sp.Atk/144Spe
~Natural Cure~
-Draco Meteor
-Earthquake
-Fire Blast
-Roost
This birdy might seem angelic, but it's a demon in disguise. Effectively the UU MixMence, MixTaria can wipe out anything that the rest of my team can't handle. 112 Atk Ev's allows a 2HKO on the standard Chansey with EQ after two layers of Spikes, Draco Meteor is a finishing move, and Fire Blast hits Steel, Grass, and Ice types hard. Roost for healing. She's more or less the thing that wipes out any chance my opponent has completely.
I keep holding onto you
But I can't bring you back to life...
Sing the anthem of the angels
Then say the last goodbye...
Fire away, guys.