Pokemon Universe: Power Of Six

[Wormow]

note: if you sent me an audition for the sixth season then please resend your pm if you are thinking about returning to the game. (still audition here normally too) as for everyone else, you're allowed to play the game whether you've been a previous contestant or not

Welcome to the sixth Pokemon Universe game. We are back, for another season. Tori (GoodPokemonTrainer121) won the fourth season and Rose (Rosso1111). Who will win it this time? This time around, the format will be changed dramatically to fit Sppf's rules and to make this game more enjoyable. Please, only join if you are willing to come to this thread every single day, we aren't going to wait for you.

Generation: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]

Main Rules:

- You must be active in the game
- All SerebiiForums rules apply
- Please, try to roleplay as little as you can! If not, not at all!
- Before joining, ask yourself if you will be active
- Do any challenge by yourself, don't steal other's ideas
- If you have been eliminated, you have two posts and then you're off

Voting Rules:

Voting Rules:

- Please, give a reason when voting
- If you are voted out, then deal with it
- Vote in your OWN opinion, not others

Characters:

Arti -
Troy -
Sally -
Hesoc -
Albert -
Viper -
Needle -
Rose -
Splash -
Topaz -
Sunny -
Lazyboy -
Tori -

13 contestants enter the game, and are all playing in single. Who will take out the sixth title of PU?

[suicune lover]

Yay first.

Name: Arti
Species:

YAY FOR REPEATS AND LAZINESS IN CREATING CHARACTERS C:C:C:C:C:

I like the change in the rules from "RP as much as possible!" to "Try not to RP at all!" Boring, but meh game rules are rules.

HERES TO THE 6TH *Pops Champagne*

[NovaStar]

Name: Troy
Species:
Guh.. I vouch not to suck this season. Wonder if any newcomers will arrive.

[Purplepassion]

Name: Sally
Species:

The Clefairy returns!

[Pokefan0234]

Behold, the newbie! ^_^

Name: Hesoc
Species:

[robincool98]

Name: Albert
Species:

[kuriboh361]

Name: Viper.
Species:

[Wormow]

6 applicants received.

[James62]

I have never done something like this, but it looks like fun.

Name: Needle
Species:

[rosso1111]

What is any game without a defending champion?

Name: Rose
Species:

[Denmen10]

Never done this so here is a newbie

Name: Splash
Species:

[Wormow]

9 received.

Seems like sppf is having a slow week. We should start on Monday.

[NovaStar]

Well I think since it's Monday now and we only have 9 people we should wait until we have 12 people so teams would be even. Just my 2 cents.

[Wormow]

I'll end this tomorrow but we'll need atleast one more person, or more. I might change the format again.

[MKFC]

Name: Topaz
Species:

THE RIOLU FROM MY N00B DAYS IS BACK!
Don't worry, this guy isn't gonna kill himself like previously.

[GreenDay4ever]

can i join? is magikarp forbidden?

Name: Johnson
Species: Magikarp

pl0x?

if not... can i have sunkern?

Name: Sunny
Species: Sunkern

[Wormow]

11 now, so might as well wait for one more person.

[Floydyboy]

Name:Lazyboy
Species: Slowbro

I've never done this before, so I hope I can do it properly!

[Wormow]

Alright we got our 12. Updates in two hours.

[Wormow]

You'll all be playing in singles.

First challenge, Courses:

1. Isshu Region
2. Pallet Town
3. Bikini Bottom

[GoodPokemonTrainer121]

Oh man!! Am I late :I
Well If I'm not....
Name: Tori
Species:
The ***** is back

[suicune lover]

Oh hey new challenge. o3o

Sl: Well, go on then! Go do it!

D8

Sl: You didn't win last time, don'tcha wanna win now?

...*****

Sl: 8) Thaaaat's my Arti.

ISSHU REGION

    Spoiler:- Challenge:

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Sl and Arti are found at the starting line of their first Pokemon Uni challenge. We shall share many happy and not so happy times together, but first we have to complete the first challenge. Generally, those who do get a bit further than those who don't. So, at the first challenge, the pair are found in the brand new shiny region of Isshu. However, they come to a problem. The only cities that they can go to is Huin city, which is kinda limiting their options. So anyway, back to our star...

what is this i dont even.

Sl: Shut up! Look, people here don't know who you are, and they probably won't try to catch you because the silly newb trainers don't have a National Pokedex yet 8)

Oh god. *Gets out map.* ... Half of it is missing.no squiggles! Like Glitch City!



Sl: I guess we'll just have to go to the place that Lord Game Freak have programmed then.

Kehehhe... look, if you walk into people, they just walk around you like robots!

Sl: Whatever. I'm hungry. Go to the market and get me something to eat.

damn you.

-Huin City Market-

Hey, can I have a doughnut please?

:天啊及其安ARTICUNO！

Um, yeah that's me.

殺了它！ 殺了它！

An angry mob start to chase after our helpless bird, for seemingly no reason at all. Confused, she tries to understands what is going on, but then quickle decides she needs to leave. And fast. Grabbing Sl with her feet, she begins to fly away from them, while firing Ice-beams lat the poor people below, who had barley been able to live for more than a few months..

**** YOU SL. YOU SAID THEY WOULDN'T CATCH ME!

Sl: Heheh... Ok, next place is Pallet town. Did you get that Doughnut?

Yep. But its MINE *****.

Sl: 8(

 

PALLET TOWN

    Spoiler:- Pallet Town Assassin:

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-puff- -puff- -puff- flying -puff- over 4 -puff- regions isn't -puff- easy ya know. Your -puff- kinda heavy.

Sl: Quit moaning and drop us off.

-puff- it's kinda late now. -puff- Shall we get some sleep?

Sl: 8| ARE YOU INSANE? The Pallet Town Assasin is here! The assassin could strike at any moment!

whatevs... i....need sleep....... zzz ........... zzz

Sl: << >>

Like a Ninja, Sl creeps off into the night, leaving our helpless bird all alone in the middle of the assassination. A few minutes later, two shady characters
come along, covered by their masks and capes, to gather around our bird.

???: Is this her?

???: Yes. Come, lets drag her back to Oaks lab. There we can perform... the procedure.

snore...

The pair drag the bird into professor oaks lab, tie her to a chair, and muffle her just in case. Striking a match, they set alight the piles of books and work papers scattered on the floor. After laughing manically for a while, they begin to climb out of the window, but are then stopped by a vine that pulled them back.

Stop right there!

???: Huh? How did you escape?

No need for explanation! Did you REALLY think we would stay in a card-board box? Squirtle, douse that flame!

Squirlte! BLUBLGAARRGHGAARR.

Now you two can stay right here. *Scatters Sleep Powder all over them*

???: No... wait... i... can explain...

No explaining needed! You have killed enough citezens already!

Damnit Bulba! You sprayed Sleep Powded on our victim!

Quite moaning. We can mob her later!

Snoree..... Snore.....

Hmm. I wonder what she is thinking right now.

Well we don't want her to get suspicious! Take her back outside damnit!

How can we carry a 122' pound bird?

This is nintendo we are talking about. Anything can happen. Come on!

The funny trio carry Arti outside, still fast asleep. They get a marker pen and scribble GEN 1 4 EVA! All over her face, then steal her Challenge Courses Route. Un-noticed, they slip away into the sunrise.

Sl: I always thought they went off into the sunset oO

Who asked your opinion? And anyway, where were you?

Sl: I stole Arti's doughnut! Where do you think I was, Oaks lab? Pfft.

...No comment.

Sl: Well, I had better see what happened to Arti and see if she's still alive- ohmaigodarti.

Sl spots Arti crmpled by a tree, her face covered in pan, and the challenge sheet gone.

Sl: Shistix. Nao waddama gunna doo?

As I figure out what Sl just said, let us take a look inside Arti's dream. Bt first, we must perform the ancient art of HYPNO DANCING!


HUUYAKA HUUYAKA HUUYAKA HUUYAKA! BARALALALLA! BARALALALAL! RAGARBARGLEBARGLE! HYAUAHJHJHJH!

A hazy purple mist appears, as we enter into Arti's dream...

 

BIKINI BOTTOM

    Spoiler:- The Dream:

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We enter into a strange, underwater place, and spot Arti at some sort of Burger place named Krusty Krab. She is flirting with some sort of lobster there, while he tries to figure out what she is and why she doesn't want a burger. Let's take a closer look...

Heeeeey darlliiiiin. wuuussss poppin?

Crab: Um hey darling. Are you sober?

Suuure suuuger would be great!

Crab: *Smacks*

oO WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

Crab: Scaring away my customers. Now get out before I have to call the police!

Heh. Let's see you try!

Crab: No! Anything but Ice-Beam! You'll freeze us all! We are all underwater remember?

Well why aint I dddrowner yet? K-YAH! *Fires Ice-Beam and the Krusty Crab freezes over*

Kehehe. Hmm... this sudden urge for power makes me wanna destroy more places. My Icy palace was burnt down by my ****ing brother Moltres, and now I have nothing to rule. MWAAHAHAHHAHA!

With a flap of her wings, Arti breaks out of the iced chamber, and flies over Bikini bottom, her eyes suspiciously glancing around for something to destroy. With a K-YAH!, and a whole street is frozen over. K-YAH! And there goes another shop. K-YAH and doooown goes the cliffs. And when she had nothing left to destroy, she made it snow, and flew upside-down over her territory, feeling proud. But then, out of no-where, came a strange voice from behind her.

Hello Arti

*Narrows eyes* You again.

Now now, we can't have you freezing everything. That isn't what Arceus asked us to do. I'm afraid I'll have to burn it down.

Wait... That;s exactly what you told me the first time you destroyed my icy fortress!

Oh Arti, Arti. You seemed to have gone mad with power. Now, allow me.

*****.

Moltres spits at Arti, leaving a scar on her fur. Then, the bird raises its wings to the heavens, and a sheet of lava pours down, covering the whole city. Arti looks in amazement, then disbelief as all the lava turns to paint. It wipes down the city, then turns back into a rainbow-bloby-mess. But suddenly, as if nothing had happened, Arti is standing back at the Krusty Krab, looking at a bloby painting on the wall.

What the fuzzlessticks?

Crab: Hey, darling, do you want a bugger?

Damn no!

Crab: Well, get this! *Throws a bucket of water in her face.

*Wakes up from dream* What the ****! Sl! You didn't have to throw a bucket of ice water in my face! Damn, now all my make up is ruined....

Sl: Well DONT BLAME ME CUZ I HAD TO CARRY YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE FINISH LINE DAMNIT!

 

... Well atleast we were first, right?

Sl: 8|

[NovaStar]

*Steps onto boat at the bridge where the 5th season had started with great excitement, remembering the last time he felt this way*

Man I seems like only yesterday when I was here. *Looks over at the bridge which had been broken the previous season by a challenger named Rocky.* Ah Rocky rest in peace...

*Boat sets sail* So lets see who I will be competing with.. yep... uh huh.. oh Arti! Least there's one person I know... oh dear.. not Rose she's the one to beat this year. whatever can't let that get a hold of me.

Anyways, I guess this boat is heading towards Isshu. Heard that many strange things lurk there but that shouldn't be to bad I have my new piece of tech that will help me through this season. *whips out a modified poke'dex*

[Poke'dex'] *Brzzt* Whats this eh wot? A little prepubescent boy? *brzzt* 3 feet 4 inches, 95 lbs, has an attraction to... *brrrrrzt*

Man that almost as worse as that FireFox guy that ridiculed me last time.

Kraaack the Isshu region is nearing 2 minutes! Kraaack.

Well lets get this started! *Climbs to the front of the boat and sees sky skyscrapers and shops in the horizon*

Isshu Region:    Spoiler:- (not to be mixed with issue):

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So this is the great Isshu region you can just breath the fresh *cough cough* well mildly polluted air. Well I guess I can just look around and check out the culture. *Wanders through street and street eventually bumping into an elderly man* Oh sorry sir, guess I was distracted by the ambiance.

???: Well you better make sure you look now before you step.

Yes sir. By the way sir, what is you name?

???: Oh don't call me sir so much just call me Cedar, Professor Cedar.

Isn't that a type of tree? I starting to see a pattern here...

Cedar: No! You know too much... er I mean would you like to take a look at the Poke'mon I happen to have with me?

Sure why not I guess I would need some help finding my way around oh and the name is Troy.

*Hawthorn sends out three odd looking creatures*

: Hyia!

[Poke'dex] *Brrzt* Mijumaru, the sea otter Pokemon. These Pokemon scavenge the ocean floor to find their own shell. No two shells are alike and are often a way to show dominance in a group.

: Well howdy!

[Poke'dex] *Brrzt* Pokabu, the fire pig Pokemon. Young children often like to play with Pokabu's tail. When excited or threatened the orb on it's tail glows an feverish red.

: Ugh...

[Poke'dex] *Brrzt* Tsutaaja, the grass snake Pokemon. Found deep in soil, many gardeners are alarmed when coming across this. Tsutaaja can bend it's body in any shape it needs to complete an action.

Well ain't that just weird. Well can anyone tell me the quickest way to reach Kanto? I currently in this challenge and there are 11, possibly 12 other contestants who are all heading there.

: Of course you just take the next boat out northwest and you'll hit Pallet Town in no time.

: Good thing to. The less people here to bother me the better.

: Oh would you leave him alone... he's kinda cute. *blushes*

Er.. yeah. Thanks for the directions see you soon?

Cedar: Of course I'll just give you my cell number.

And so Troy set off back to the place where many trainers began their adventure, the quiet town of Pallet but unknowingly, a dark presence will soon take hold of the quaint villa.
 

Pallet Town:    Spoiler:- (On the road to Viridian City!):

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Well well. Haven't been here since that one time I registered for the Kanto League... never got that Bolder Badge... *sees a man approaching* perhaps I said too much.

Professor Oak: Well isn't it little Tommy was it? No, Tim?

Troy sir, so how have you been lately.

Oak: My t.v. show with Mike has been going great.

Er.. and the Pokemon.

Oak: Why yes the Cyndiquil and the Piplup's have been a huge hit and treecko's are a fan favorite.

But don't you just give out Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle? Also I thought you had a radio show with Mary not Mike.... I'm having the notion that you're not who you say you are. Oak is much more knowing and well.. he doesn't wear red eyeliner....

*The Oak impostor starts to dissipate and in it's place a strange creature stands in place*

Wha- what ARE you? Talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing.

: Heh hehehe.... so you figured me out eh?

[Poke'dex] *Brzt* Zoroark, the monster fox Pokemon. Zoroark creates illusions to fool it's opponents into a false sense of security then attacks from the shadows.

Oh so your an ambush Pokemon... what do you want with me in the first place?

: Well you seemed so alone back in Hiun Harbor I'd thought that I would put a smile on that face.

Gah. Ya' creep why don't you just go back to your foxhole sly.


: Oh is that so? *Form starts to change*

How do you like my new look?

Grrr... you pest I have no time for you. *Throws a mach punch at the transformed Zoroark knocking it out for the time being* That should have him asleep for awhile. Long enough to escape. Ugh.... *Troy trips, still under mild effect of the illusion and faints*
 

Bikini Bottom:    Spoiler:- (Oooooh who live in a pineapple under the sea?):

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Uhh... where am I? Was I attempting to summon Missingo at Cinnabar and giltched? No, I remember I was in Pallet Town with that hellish fox. Well at least I'm safe here. Whatever "here" is.

???: I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready.

Lord that voice is annoying what is making that horrid noise.

???: Howdy friend welcome to Bikini Bottom, home of the Krabby Patty! My name is Spongebob Squarepants.

What the... did you say Krabby Patty? That sounds disgusting.

SpongeBob: You never tried one? Geese Louise we need to get you one stat!

*An hour later*

This is AMAZING! What's in it that makes it so good?

SB: Tomato, lettuce, pickles, secret ingredient.

Secret ingredient? What's that mean?

Mr. Krabs: Son you don't need to know the secret ingredient. Unless you want to pay the price.

Well I have a quarter million that I won from the third place prize will that work?

Mr. Krabs: Hehe that well do alright. Giv'er ere'.

First the ingredient...

SB: It's LOOVE!!

*Hands over an IOU* Well I'm gonna go hope you don't mind.

Mr. Krabs: I'll get you you.... *dolphin noise*

SB: MR. KRABS!
 

Troy eventually woke up and headed back to the official PU6 confession room.

Man I can tell without teams this will be much much more hard than before. Well there's also the fresh meat factor. Man this will be fun.

[Wormow]

Tori's in.

[MKFC]

OK, cool ^^ Hopefully this time I won't suck a** like I did before...

WARNING: Please don't feel offended. I am a scrape. I AM a scrape. Seriously. Lemme jst get that straight with you now.

: *oiling gun* This will be fun...

    Spoiler:- Isshu Region:

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And so, Topaz, having arrived at the starting line of Pok&#233;mon Universe: Power of Six, slowly entered the Isshu region with his trusty sidekick. He turned to his sidekick, MKFC-

*disk scratches and music stops*
: Who said you were part of this?
MKFC: What?
: I said WHO SAID YOU WERE PART OF THIS?
MKFC: But... look, I have to be your sidekick! Look, Arti has one, and look how far she's gotten? Don't you think-
: *pulls out gun* Fuck off or eat lead, bitch.
MKFC: *backs away* I'm just saying, maybe if you let me just join you for this-

*gunfire, followed by screaming*

: Much better. I can take on this place myself now.

...Umm... and so he turned to his OTHER sidekick, Jasper the Eevee, who has been inactive since PokeCity V2-

*disk scratches again*
: Not funny.
: But-
: Get out! Now!
: *runs* And you, narrator, don't try anything else or I WILL shoot you. I'm not afraid.
Narrator: Ohohoho... you will be... you will be.

So Topaz... turned to... *sees threatening look* ...nothing, it seemed, and decided to head off, enjoying the nice scent of flowers.

: Gay. Put me somewhere else.
Narrator: Look, do you want to do this or not?
: Can you just let me do this on my own, PLEASE?!
Narrator: OK, OK... calm down. I'll go. But for the next course, I'll return. *goes*

: *walking by a lake* Thankfully, there's no narrator here now, and I can get through this with no random encounters or hot water Pok&#233;mon who will throw me off my tracks-
: *climbs out of water*
: DAMN... who is SHE...? *goes over* Heya
: 0_o Who the hell are you?!
: *ignores remark* So... wanna go out?
: ...Fuck off you creep. My heart belongs to Troy and TROY ONLY! *uses Water Gun*
: AAH SHIZER!! *gets hit by Water Gun and is sent flying*

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: Ugghh... *gets up* Where am I...? *looks around*
: Sweet, you're awake! What happened!
: AAH!!! ...What are you doing here?! I told you to get out! This is NOT your cameo, or a cameo from anyone else from the old days before MKFC came back in Xmas 09!
: But...
: I don't wanna shoot you, but I will if you don't leave.
: *sigh* FINE, I'll leave. *goes*
: YES. Thank gawd... *gets up and starts walking through the forest before accidentally falling off the edge of a cliff*

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: *hanging on for dear life* HEELP! Someone, HELP!! ...That right, the only people I know who can help me are Jasper and the narrator right now! Jasper! Narrator! Help!
: No, you told me to leave so I did.
Narrator: You said you didn't want me until you reached Pallet Town. Sorry, but...
: Oh son of a bi- *loses grip* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *falls and lands on a ship*

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: Owww... my head... *gets up* Great, I'm on a ship. Now what do I do? I'll need to find a way to Pallet Town from this ship's-
: *over megaphone* This ship is heading for Pallet Town and should arrive there in around 5 hours.
: Sweet! 5 hours of spare time! *runs onto top of deck and grabs megaphone and starts singing*
(shorty)Aww sh*t, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f**king deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherf**king toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm cruisin' on a boat (cruisin' on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf**king boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf**ker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherf**ker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, b*tch (b*tch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you and Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh*t
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherf**ker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

GET THE F**K UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!!

f**k land, I'm on a boat, motherf**ker (motherf**ker)
f**k trees, I climb buoys, motherf**ker (motherf**ker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf**ker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherf**ker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon (and PU-Po6)
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f**ked a mermaid *coughMIJU MARUcough*

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaf**kin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

 

    Spoiler:- Pallet Town:

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And so, after the hilariously bad rapping that Topaz humiliated himself through on that ship for 5 hours, the ship, and Topaz, finally arrived on Pallet Town. There the next leg of their saga will begin-

*disk scratches*
: Did I ask you dammit?!
Narrator: But I'm the narrator, I'm meant to narrate things...
: No, I just want you the hell away from me as much as possible.
Narrator: I just wanna show off since while you've been stuck in the Isshu Region, I've been at a Twisted Smile concert! So HA!
: Oh, you lucky a**hole... was the entire band there?
Narrator: Yeah, everyone. It was so hot as well, with Mana and Saichi. I swear Saichi was even eyeing me up during that as well...
: Dream on, mofo. You realize Twisted Smile are just puppets?
Narrator: What do you mean?
: There are 4 people controlling them. I mean, in real life, not here in gawd-knows-what-the-hell land.
Narrator: So are you saying that...
: Yes, If Saichi was eyeing you up, it wasn't her, it was her CONTROLLER who was eyeing you up. You know her controller, right? She's hot stuff. By hot, I mean SUPER SUPER SUPER hot.
Narrator: Wow, nice... Just don't tell MKFC, you know what he's like when he's around that...
: I shot the guy. No need to worry!
MKFC: I'm right here and I heard that. -__-
: *pulls out gun*

*gunfire is heard followed by a thud*
: OK, narrator, enough dawdling. We're already far enough behind.

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And so, the pair headed into Pallet Town, thinking it was a cakewalk. They almost made it to Route 1 when...

: Hey, watch it! You know what happens if you go there and don't have a Pok&#233;mon in your possession! Even if you are one!

But it was too late.

Oak: *oak theme plays* Hey! Wait! Don't go out!
: Oh, no, not this again... Look what you've done, you stupid narrator! You should've stopped me!
Oak: It's unsafe! Wild POK&#201;MON live in tall grass!
: No shit, Sherlock.
Oak: You need your own POK&#201;MON for your protection.
: If you haven't noticed, I AM a Pok&#233;mon. Is it that difficult to figure out?
Oak: I know! Here, come with me!
: ...You know what? I've had enough. I've had enough of YOU, your babbling, your annoying me when I played Red version, and Blue version, and Green version, and I think, THAT IT'S TIME TO END THIS! *pulls out gun* EAT LEAD, BEEYOTCH!

*gunfire is heard*

The young, na&#237;ve-

: Who you calling naive?!

OK, sorry. The young Topaz pulled out his gun, took aim and fired at Prof. Oak. But little did he know the consequences it would have. The bullet went straight through him without leaving a scratch, just one big, gaping, METALLIC hole.

The Professor was an android.

: OMG! 0_o
Oak: *bleep bloop bleep* *malfunctions* KIIIILLL... *starts walking towards Topaz*
: Oh crap... EAT MORE LEAD! *shoots Oak some more*
Oak: *bullets harmlessly bounce off* KILLL!! OAK ANGRY!! *throws a metallic punch at Topaz*
: *dodges* Whoa, that was a CLOSE one... I need to watch my step!

You know what this needs? Fight music. Awesome, awesome fight music. I'll sing.

: NO! NOT NOW! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A ROBOTIC OAK! DON'T PUT ON-

But it was too late. *starts singing*
Give me fuel,
Give me fire,
Give me that which I desire,
Ooh!

Oak: *retreats back in fear*
: OMG! Who would've known that Metallica was Oak's only weakness?! Sing some more, narrator!

Turn on, I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red

One hundred plus through black and white
War horse, warhead
F*ck 'em man, white knuckle tight
Through black and white


Oak: *robotic scream*
: Yes, it's working! Now... take this!! *charges up Aura Sphere*

Ooh, I burn,
Fuel is pumping engines,
Burning hard, loose and clean

And I burn,
Churning my direction,
Quench my thirst with gasoline

: *releases Aura Sphere* HAHA!
Oak: *gets hit, loud metallic scream*
: Now eat lead, mofo! *shoots Oak*
Oak: *loud scream, falls down dead*

So give me fuel,
Give me fire,
Give me that which I desire,
Ooh!
OK... sweet, I never knew Metallica was Oak's one weakness.

: YES! We did it! He's finally dead! WOOHOO! *goes up to robot Oak*

*there is a time bomb strapped to Oak's body, reading 0:01*

: *reads it* Oops... *reads again* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOOOOOOM* *blasts off and falls unconscious*

And so, through the art of singing Metallica, Topaz and your truly managed to defeat and destroy the rampaging Oak, which was really a robot, and not a professor. However, the robotic Oak blew up after its defeat, sending Topaz blasting and unconscious. However, as fate would have it, Topaz landed in the sea, and slowly started sinking...

 

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea-
, MKFC, , and everyone else: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, sorry. Repeat. From where I messed up last time.
: No singing. Definitely no singing.

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When Topaz awoke, he found himself to be in an illusionary area under the sea. In front of him seemed to be at what seemed to look like a KFC. But, obviously, it wasn't. As his vision was regained, he could make out a sign that said "Krusty Krab". Confused, he walked into the restaurant.

: ...No, I didn't. I looked somewhere else because I thought the restaurant was a cheap KFC rip-off. Just like MKFC's name.
Narrator: But MKFC clearly stated that his name stands for "My Kinda Fried Chips". Even though it sounds paedophilic.
: ...No he didn't. Max made thgat up in like 5 seconds, remember?
Narrator: Look, let's get back on track.

Confused, Topaz walked into the restaurant.

: I thought I made it clear to you I DIDN'T!

Yes you did, Topaz. Go along. It'll make thing smoother.

: D!ckhead... I can't believe I'm doing this, but... *walks into the restaunt*

Good Topaz.

Mr. Krabs: So do you want a burger?
: No! Who the hell are you anyway, some retarded fish or something?
Mr. Krabs: No-one speaks to me like that! NO-ONE!
: ...D!ckhead.

Topaz had no recollection of what happened after that. However, all he remembered seeing after that particular moment was the words: FAIL written over his eyes. Suddenly he found himself asleep, just 1 metre away from the finish line.

: *wakes up* ...What the hell? I just had the most screwed up dream... wait... who carried me here?
???: Well, well, well, it's about time I had my revenge on you, Topaz...
: Who?
Oak: *walks up* Well... you've killed me once before... now I will kill you with my SINGING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*suddenly everything seems to flood*
So what should you say when I'm singing this song
SHUT THE F*CK UP
So what should you say cos the lyrics are wrong
SHUT THE F*CK UP
If absolute bullshit be something you wish-
: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!
MKFC: Hey, you shouldn't say things like that!!

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: *opens eyes to find himself almost at the finish line* Wait... WHAT?! I was under the sea a moment ago! And you're here! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!
MKFC: Well, truth is... you know Robot Oak? He's surrounded by meth. When you're near him, you're actually inhaling meth. That's why you had those weird hallucinations. You've been screaming random bullcrap all this time, I have no idea what you've been talking about.
: ...What? And why are you still alive?
MKFC: I regenerated myself-

*gunfire*

: *runs to finish line*