johto, land of legends, old and new, and place for a adventure,all starts,in the town of new bark town ,aka,silent hills,peaceful surrounded by mountains to the north an the west,sea to the south and east,with cabin like wooden houses, wind turbines, and hills silent as silence it self.Ethan, sleeping says"zzz...leave me alone...wake me up when freaking september ends..." then Kris says"Ethan wake up your gonna miss your birthday,damn,Ethan you wake up or you gonna use your *** as hat!!!"then Ethan replies"ok,ok, its that even physically possible?" Kris said then"get ready,you *******,also the professor wants to give you something" Ethan,with his brow hair messy as his room,said "the professor,professor elm!!" then Kris said,with a sarcastic accent,says "i didn't know there is another professor in town,of course you moron, prof.elm."
That afternoon at prof.elm's lab,prof.elm says"i see Ethan,you made it,i'm please" Ethan asks him "what is this all about ?" prof.elm tells him"you see i need 2 things" Ethan asks him"what are them ?" prof.elm tells him "well yesterday,some one broke in and stole totodile,i need you to find him and bring him to justice,oh yeah also pick up a parcel at mr.pokemon's house,but i don't have any starters to give you" Ethan angry says"...****..." prof.elm asks him"do you mind having a pichu?" Ethan answers "no" prof.elm then says "then here" Ethan,with a weird face,says"a pichu???" prof.elm answers"i thought you didn't mind" Ethan then said"yes but, a pichu?,i mean even a magikarp could beat it!" ,pichu seeing Ethan with a angry face, prof.elm then says"that is technically impossible" then Ethan says "i mean..." at that pichu zaps him, then Ethan screams"pichu, why the hell you did that!" prof.elm then tells him"i think is angry with you Ethan..." Ethan, with fire coming out of his eyes, says "i didn't ask you!!!" prof.elm replies " i was just saying..." then Ethan says"sorry prof.elm,anyways how i could make him happy with me?" prof.elm tells him"easy,gaining his trust." Ethan,again with fire coming out of his eyes,says" then,HOW THE HELL DO I EARN HIS TRUST!!!!" prof.elm then says "i don't know" Ethan,again with fire coming out of his eyes,says"HOW THE HELL YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!" prof.elm,with a sarcastic voice,says"oh gosh,do you have the burning flaming eyes,like,'a wild togepi appeared, go Ethan ,use flaming burning eyes, it was one hit k.o., togepi fainted,..." Ethan,again with fire coming out of his eyes,says"IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!" then prof.elm says "ok,anyways here..." Ethan says"what is this crap...some kind of new pokegear, because i already have one." prof.elm tells him"it is actually a pokedex" Ethan replies "poke-what?" prof.elm tells him,with a angry face," it's a pokemon digital encyclopedia, it has data of pokemon you capture,how many have you capture and data about every item you get during your adventure, also it helps pokemon professors during their research,this one has pre-loaded data of the starter pokemon and there evolutions,now,GET THE F@#$ OUT OF MY LAB, YOU BIG MORON!!!!!" Ethan,scared,says"ok,bye,see ya!",as he runs out of the lab, prof.elm,relaxed,says"at least he's gone" Kris then asks"you think he's gonna make it?" prof.elm answers"i seriously doubt..." Kris tells him"me to,professor,me to..."
few hours later,in route 29, Ethan says to pichu"pichu,sorry by what i said over the lab..." pichu,with a serious look says,"pi pi,chu",translated to human," i wish i could kill you, moron", Ethan says then"me to,pichu,even i didn't understand what you said..." pichu,translated to human,"moron", as they were walking they notice a female silhouette ,they get closer and Ethan ask her her name, she says"my name is lyra of goldenrod city and yours?" Ethan says"my name is Ethan from new bark town,nice to met you" the a togepi jumps of her arms and say,translated into human,"hi, i'm togepi",then Lyra asks"may i follow you?" Ethan,with the weirdest face ever,answers"what the hell is wrong with you,you don't go around asking people if you could follow them,pepole don't do that!" Lyra starts crying and runs away,Ethan follows her into a beach in cherrygrove city when Ethan arrive and tries to cheer her up and says "if you want,you could follow me all around the region,but stop crying,ok" Lyra the asks"serious" Ethan answers "yes,serious",Lyra start to follow Ethan and he thinks "oh gosh,thanks to me and my freaking mouth now my companion is a wierd red headed girl,now i know how shinji ikari feels like..."
to be continued...