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    Default Dad There's Something I Have to Tell You

    In this game, you're simply a child admitting something to his/her father.

    Example:

    Poster 1: Dad, I didn't make the sports team.


    Poster 2: That okay, son! There's always a next time.

    Dad, I'm getting married!


    Poster 3: That's great, son! Really awesome to hear!

    Dad, I dropped out of school.


    Poster 4: Son, how could you?

    Dad, I failed the math test today.

    and so on, now do you get how the game works

    Rules:
    1. All Serebii rules apply
    2. Keep it appropriate of course

    I shall start then

    Dad, I think my high school teacher has a confession to tell you
    The 2015 Fanservice anime of the year goes to Isuca

    They're the same
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    If it's about your grades, then forget that I'm your father

    Dad, I used my lunch money to buy a 3DS.

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    Sob, I warn you to use your money safely didn't I

    Dad, there's a wish you need to make before you go to work
    The 2015 Fanservice anime of the year goes to Isuca

    They're the same
        Spoiler:- nothing here:

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    I wish your mother hadn't left us...

    Dad, I'm in the closet... No really, I'm stuck here! HELP!
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    There's a flashlight in there somewhere...

    Dad, can you handle the truth?
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    Of course I can handle the truth, why are you reading memes son? You need to be doing stuff more productive.

    Dad, what's 1 + 1?
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    Son, believe me it's 3.

    Dad, I just passed a test, a pregnancy test to be exact.

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    Oh, I see... *5 seconds later; he kicks you out of the house*.
    YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!!!

    Dad, why is grass green?
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    Green is the color of nature I believe, that is probably the reason

    Dad, why did I got an double F in my grades?
    The 2015 Fanservice anime of the year goes to Isuca

    They're the same
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    Because you are special, sweetheart.

    Dad, why are there armed policemen walking towards our front door?
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    *Leaves house in silence*

    Dad! Why do you look younger than me!
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    It's called a photo son, your school needs to get better teachers.

    DAD! Why is that tap dripping?!
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    Son, is it tap dancing or the water?

    Dad, I painted your Ferrari with rainbow colors.

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    Son. How many times did I tell you... I disapprove of Nyan Cat.

    Dad, my name is also called Dad.
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    ....How does that even work?


    Dad,because you are going to die,I'm going to use this stone filled with the spirit of a demon king to revive you,then we can plunge the world in darkness together.

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    ... Son, have you taken your mothers birth control pills again?

    "Dad! There is a Machamp in my room, and he threatens to beat me up!" *sad face*
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    Son. Be a man and stand up for yourself... BY RUNNING AWAY!

    Dad. Define the word 'define'.
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    Son, define my fist in your face.

    Dad, where did my dog go?
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    He's visiting your great aunt muriel.

    Dad why are there men packing up our stuff?

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    Son, just get in the suitcase.

    Dad, why are you always on your laptop?
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    Why aren't you always on your phone?

    Dad,I crashed your car into the police station on purpose.

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    Son. That's fine, I want to get rid of that useless piece of scrap metal in the first place. Oh hey, can you get some donuts too?

    Dad, I set our house on fire because I was bored.
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    I can see that...

    Dad, I heard some weird noises last night.

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    Oh yes, my son. It was this.

    Dad, some girls are swaying their hips at me... is this a new dance move?
    "One shall stand in victory, and one shall suffer defeat in death."

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    No, son, I believe they're trying to get you attracted to them. It's a seduction technique, really.

    Dad, I used my lunch money to buy myself this really large yo-yo!

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