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    Default Rules to Surviving a Horror Movie

    As stated in the title, pretty simple game. We take turns listing rules to survive a horror movie. You can also amend rules (please only amend rules within the last page, just to keep things from getting to confusing).

    Example:

    Poster 1:
    Rule 1. Don't go into the basement.

    Poster 2:
    Rule 2. Don't go into the attic.

    Poster 3:
    Rule 2. Don't go into the attic.
    a. Unless it's to retrieve what the ghosts are after.

    Poster 4:
    Rule 3. Don't drink the kool-aid

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    3. Please, don't quote/amend from more than a page back

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    Rule 1. Don't split up. Ever. Stay with the group.
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    Rule 2. If you are an attractive female, always use the buddy-system. Don't go to the bathroom alone!

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    What if one of the people in the group...is a ghost...?

    Rule 3: Switch on the lights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RzK View Post
    Rule 3: Switch on the lights.
    a. Unless the monsters are attracted to light (Silent Hill anyone?)
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    Rule 4: Don't take the old road through the woods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schade View Post
    Rule 4: Don't take the old road through the woods
    a. Unless you find the old road has a lot of people going along it, so you're safe with them.

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    Rule 5: Don't chant a dead person's name in front of a mirror, especially not at midnight.



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    Rule: 6 If your blonde, dye your hair. The cute blonde girl always dies early!

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    Rule 7: Don't go TOWARDS THE BLOOD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OtakuGamer View Post
    Rule 7: Don't go TOWARDS THE BLOOD!
    a) Unless it's blood of a friend that you could store and use as a distraction.



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    Rule 8: Never do the "hanky panky" with someone in the woods at night.
    Last edited by Schade; 29th October 2014 at 10:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klizcool View Post
    Rule 8: Never do the "hanky panky" with someone in the woods at night.
    a) Unles they're hot. Then you'll die happy
    Last edited by Schade; 29th October 2014 at 10:20 PM. Reason: did something weird.. sorry 'bout that

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    Rule 9: Don't ever go towards the spooky noises!

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    Rule 10: Don't open the door or peek out the shower curtain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crash & Charm View Post
    Rule 9: Don't ever go towards the spooky noises!
    a) Unless you intend on confronting said source of noise.
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    Rule 11: Speaking of shower curtains, don't take a shower. Keep all your clothes on at all times!

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    Rule 12: When you see a creepy house on a hill, cabin in the woods, or motel in the desert... just keep going. You do NOT need to ask for directions, use the phone, or stay the night.
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    Rule 13: That crying "child" may not be a child... DON'T follow it.
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    Rule 14: Make sure you know how to fix your car if it breaks down in the middle of no where. That small town with the towing service? Yeah, they're probably all evil/murderous.

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    Rule 15: Don't hide behind chainsaws.
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    Rule 16: Thou shalt not reply with: "Probably nothing." When someone asks "What was that noise?"
    Remember, don't worry about the choices that you make now. Because you will 100% regret anything your younger self did/said whatever it was when you grow up some. So go on, aim for your dreams and enjoy the present~

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    Rule 17: Don't trust someone in an old, hooded cloak. They could be monsters or worse...


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    Rule 18: Do not go out during the night when there will be a full moon.

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    Rule 19: When running from a serial killer, try not to trip on air.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullbash View Post
    Rule 19: When running from a serial killer, try not to trip on air.
    19.a. Or conveniently placed tree roots.
    Remember, don't worry about the choices that you make now. Because you will 100% regret anything your younger self did/said whatever it was when you grow up some. So go on, aim for your dreams and enjoy the present~

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