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    Default Mangle the Famous Phrase Above You (Approved By Dramatic Melody)

    Well, it's time for a new game! In this game you will look at the famous phrase that the last person posted and twist it to say something hilarious, wacky or totally unprofound. For example, if the person above me posted "Nothing is more troublesome to wisdom than too much cunning" I would mangle it to say, "Nothing is more troublesome to wisdom than too much root beer." Also, try to include the who said the quote. (Mine was by a guy named Seneca) I won't shoot you if you don't, though.
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    My quote: "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country" (Charles E. Weller)
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    Dude...we can beat that pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The 3D RoBot View Post
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    But all things that are exposed are made manifest by the light, for whatever makes manifest is light.
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    Therefore He says: "Awake, you who sleep, Arise from the dead, And Christ will give you light."
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