As usual, our hero was minding his own business in a Pokemon Centre. When suddenly, he saw something sticking out of a curtain.
Being the oblivious dolt he was, he followed the ominous hand.
Only to be cornered by another one of his many fangirls. Bracing himself to be asked once more why his mother was so adament on him wearing clean underwear, instead he was barrated with questions about his two friends. "Have you noticed anything strange about Iris and Dent?"
"Why do you want to know?" She claimed that she was a world-class sommelier and could help Ash figure some things out.
Ash thought back to the time they started fighting about Aloe's hair color. Iris insisted on it being natural while Dent proclaimed that the shade was too unscientific to generate.
Then there was the subway incident when they were going to visit Disney World. Iris had had enough of everyone staring at Dent's fabulous behind so chucked an apple at it. The following shriek he let out was enough to get the two kicked out for the rest of the month. Ash didn't mind since he was sleeping the whole time but who the heck went to Disney World by themself?!
Of course there was that time they were all travelling as usual on a mountain. Ash was shocked when he was told they were lost until he found out they were following Iris' sixth sense and the map shown on Dent's Pokemon White game the whole time.
Ash turned to her. "So, did you find anything out?"
"It's tasting time, s'il vous plait!" Carbernet concluded with a smirk. "They're obviously fighting over what color hair their children will be after deciding they'd make great parents on a mountain and getting pregnant in the subway."
As the good-hearted person he was, Ash ordered Scraggy to headbutt the place her brain was until she fainted. The young boy left the tent to get back to his friends, all the while pretending nothing happened.
Later that night, Ash concluded he hated fangirls as soon as he found out Carbernet had traced him back to where they lived.