This, despite its creepy nature, made me laugh so freaking hard! Down with the Mary Sues and the fakes! Destroy them all before they taint us! Ha ha ha! That is pure gold! Extremely hilarious and yet somewhat creepy.
I liked that Phanpy. In a lot of stories, characters always declare their undying love on a battle field or when someone's about to die. Horrible time to be confessing, if you ask me, and terribly cliché. However, you managed to make it into something funny, and romantic-but-not-too-sickeningly-romantic. If I was that Eevee, I'd kiss him right then.