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    A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch.

    "What are you doing, man? You can't drink that stuff!"

    "Relax," replied his co-worker, "this stuff tastes pretty good, and I don't drink it all the time."

    "Seriously," the mechanic exclaimed, "that brake fluid is poison!"

    "Hey, man" yelled the co-worker, "back off! I can stop any time I want."



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    60-something http://www.jokes.com/
    I hath claimed thee, Gourgeist.

    And so is the professor. Still claimed Fire Emblem's Micaiah and Kirby 64 though.

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    I always do the "Did" rule wrong, Code repetedly smashed that tule in my face, but I keep doing it wrong XP
    The absence of fear does not mean the presence of courage…
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    Quote Originally Posted by codeyokoo View Post
    58 Damn I fell down a mountain. Stupid gravity.
    65
    That's never fun
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)

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    http://www.serebiiforums.com/search....897&pp=&page=3

    just leaving this here. look at any of these pages if you're bored

    See I told you losers I could fly!

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    65? I don't know what number. Drac, you don't have to play competitive, it's really just for fun.

    Dragalge, you can join. I doubt we'll get many challengers anyway lol.
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    69

    Lemme find another



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    You don't get greninja only I get greninja
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)

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    66 Is the site up yet?
    I hath claimed thee, Gourgeist.

    And so is the professor. Still claimed Fire Emblem's Micaiah and Kirby 64 though.

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    Oh really? Hmm, I guess that sounds very interesting Bug! How do you fight? Via Wi-Fi? Or that one program on the internet? Showdown or something?
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    I only have a showdown team
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)

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    It's via Showdown

    Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

    The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."

    On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

    "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

    "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

    "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

    "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"

    "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

    "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

    "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your a**hole before prison... .'"



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    73 You just suck at grammar. You can't even do the Dutch grammar properly.
    R.I.P dad - 07-06-2013.
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    73 We use Pokémon Showdown. You'll need to PM me this form if you want to join:

    Name:
    PS name:
    Type:
    Badge Name:
    Pokémon to rotate amongst(up to 9):
    Up to 2 challenger restrictions:
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    Yeah, I know Code XP

    What type hasn't been picked yet Bug?
    Last edited by Dracoste; 6th December 2013 at 8:40 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by codeyokoo View Post
    73 You just suck at grammar. You can't even do the Dutch grammar properly.
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    Code grammars good
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)

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    78 Fairy, Steel, Water, Fire, Grass, Ghost, Psychic, and Dragon have been taken.
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    Code's a Grammar Nazi, so that figures why her grammar is good^_^

    I'll try to fill in the form then bug^w^
    Last edited by Dracoste; 6th December 2013 at 8:40 PM.
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    Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
    Secretary: My lawyer.



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    76 did you here about the gay deer? he went down to the club to blow a few bucks.
    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...rches/0Kw8LKfX

    Everybody, sign this. Churches need to be taxed.

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    80 Once I have 13 gym leaders, there will be a tournament to see which four become Elite Four.
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    I tooked water
    99% of teens like 1 directon... put this in ur sig if you dont (started by blazeing man)

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    I've decided that I hate doubles and I just want to be singles



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Imposter View Post
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    I've decided that I hate doubles
    I hate you.

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    Firt thing's firt, going t ocreate a Pokémon Showdown account.
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