311 I'm thinking of just adding capitalization.
Status quo bias is causing this rejection of my name changing. Almost (Whoa, conspiracy theory!) coincidentally, the same kind of bias is keeping America form switching to Metric units. YOU ARE WHY AMERICA IS OSTRACIZED. YOU MUST DIE FOR THIS, YOU HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOR TO MY FAMILY NAME AND THE FAMILY NAME OF AMERICANS EVERYWHERE. DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
301 It's 10 o'clock.
"Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands."
-Rep. Michele Bachmann, recalling in a 2006 speech at a Megachurch in Minneapolis that pursuing tax law wasn't her choice, but she did so at the urging of her husband because she was certain God was speaking through him
299 I feel sick.
"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."
-Rep. Michele Bachmann, on the 1976 Swine Flu outbreak that happened when Gerald Ford, a Republican, was president, April 28, 2009