Sorry I created that dud of a thread. I'm a newbie, but I guess that's no excuse... Any way, I'll do it right this time. Here's my idea, please rate it or tell your own.
Ability: Damp Item: Leftovers Nature: Relaxed
Ability: Sand Stream Item: Life Orb Nature: Adamant
Ability: Sand Throw Item: Focus Sash Nature: Jolly