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    Default 6 Team Rocket Scenarios (12 Days of Christmas Parody) (Rated: PG)

    Hi, everybody. Brian Powell here. As many of you might know, or those of you who don’t know me, I wrote a number of comedy one-shots, mainly starring Team Rocket and the Pesky Pichu, known as Jerry, and place them here in the forums. Because it’s the Christmas season, I thought I’d write a parody version of 12 Days of Christmas involving the typical Team Rocket trio (Jessie, James, and Meowth), only there are six verses to this. You probably know how the tune goes. Enjoy. ^_^


    6 Team Rocket Scenarios (12 Days of Christmas Parody)

    (Verse 1)
    When Team Rocket tried to steal Pokemon, this is what they got…
    12 Pounds-a-pounding
    11 Scratches scratching
    10 Eggs-a-bombing
    9 Comet Punching
    8 Seismic Tossing
    7 Psychic Blasting
    6 Bodies Slamming
    5 Hyper Beams
    4 Fire Blasts
    3 Hydro Pumps
    2 Solar Beams
    And a Thunderbolt that blasted them away.

    (Verse 2)
    When Team Rocket tried to catch that Pesky Pichu, this is what they got…
    12 Custards splatting
    11 Pies-a-throwing
    10 Ghosts-a-spooking
    9 Big hands slapping
    8 Big Gloves-a-punching
    7 Crates-a-falling
    6 Anvils smashing
    5 Boots to their heads
    4 Misplaced foods
    3 Banana peels
    2 Big holes
    And a coyote camera, watching them fall

    (Verse 3)
    When Team Rocket tried for a show, this is what they got…
    12 Vegs-a-tossing
    11 Fruits-a-throwing
    10 Rivals laughing
    9 Critics sighing
    8 Crowds-a-taunting
    7 Lines-a-missing
    6 Routines-a-messing
    5 Judges saying no
    4 Buzz-a-buzzing
    3 Red lights shining
    2 Red buttons
    And a trap door that led them to the crocs

    (Verse 4)
    When Team Rocket tried to steal from a shop, this is what they got…
    12 Alarm bells ringing
    11 Shoppers pointing
    10 Items dropping
    9 Securities chasing
    8 Dogs-a-barking
    7 Onlookers looking
    6 Apples rolling
    5 Seconds of tripping
    4 Officers
    3 Handcuffs
    2 Police cars
    And some big dog bites on their butts

    (Verse 5)
    When Team Rocket went to a restaurant, this is what they had…
    12 Special vouchers
    11 Tasty starters
    10 Pork chops-a-spitting
    9 Fish-a-batting
    8 Salads-a-dressing
    7 Eggs-a-frying
    6 Ice creams-a-licking
    5 Peeking waiters
    4 Empty pockets
    3 Full stomachs
    2 Empty wallets
    And a bill that exceeded their vouchers

    (Verse 6)
    Now they had a rough year, this is what they had
    12 Dozen bumps and bruises
    11 Lots of growling stomachs
    10 Thugs-a-spitting
    9 Pennies throwing
    8 Lots of people ignoring
    7 Growlithes barking
    6 Snubbles biting
    5 Charity workers
    4 Minutes of help
    3 Simple snacks
    2 Strokes of luck
    With invitations to a big Christmas party

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    For those who have missed me, yes, this is serebiiforum's Brian Powell (who else would use my username?). I missed you guys as well. For those who have been waiting for my reply, such as reviews and such, I apologise for making you wait but there's a lot of things going on in my life, with me working on day job and projects and looking after my loved ones. If you're still interested, place a PM me concerning reviews or whatever help you need, and I'll do my best to read and review it. Thank you and happy holidays.
    Last edited by Brian Powell; 1st December 2010 at 12:32 PM.

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    ::cleans OJ from desk::

    Welcome back--I missed you too!

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    Ruby! Missed you, kid! Hopefully, this won't be my last comedy one-shot here!

    Check these out:

    Thanks for the card, Skiks
    Pokemon Impact (PG13):
    Series: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 (Cancelled)

    Starring Black Jack, a veteran pokemon trainer who saves the lives of others while breaking necks of his enemies in cold blood. You want action? You got action!
    (Continue or Reboot? That is the question.)

    Goldenrod High (Chaptered Comedy Multishipping fic PG13) Updated: 02/12/09
    Who says school is just for learning? ^^

    Check out my other stories, and everyone else's in the Completed Fics forum!

    Been doing some singing and voice impressions too! Check me out at the Brian Random Channel Thread!

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    I happened to read it in the morning, hence why I cleaned OJ that time

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    Oh my Arceus, I remember you! I remember you from years ago when I was just a noob with a different username (shinneymeowth001, yes the shiny was mispelled). You were my favorite author. I remember Team Rocket and Jerry and all of their hilarious misadventures. Like the time they went to a movie theatre, and a costume party. Aw those were the days. I love Team Rocket (well, not the current Unova version), I love slapstick, and I love Tom and Jerry.

    You are an awesome author, and these verses gave me a few laughs. If you are ever not busy with real life, I'd love to read another oneshot of yours.

    Wow, I am such a fan boy...
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    copy and paste this into your signature. *Started by Sapphire Kirby*

    And yes, I realize that, besides the Radio Show, the chances of that happening now are less than zero.

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    Ruby: Of course! You used to spray cola over your computer screen! XD

    Sapphire Kirby: Ah... the good old days when there was less destruction everywhere, especially in the forums. I do plan to write some more in future. As for being your favourite authour, I'm honured. Thanks for reading, kid. ^_^

    Check these out:

    Thanks for the card, Skiks
    Pokemon Impact (PG13):
    Series: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 (Cancelled)

    Starring Black Jack, a veteran pokemon trainer who saves the lives of others while breaking necks of his enemies in cold blood. You want action? You got action!
    (Continue or Reboot? That is the question.)

    Goldenrod High (Chaptered Comedy Multishipping fic PG13) Updated: 02/12/09
    Who says school is just for learning? ^^

    Check out my other stories, and everyone else's in the Completed Fics forum!

    Been doing some singing and voice impressions too! Check me out at the Brian Random Channel Thread!

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