73% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are the 27% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this in your signature.
Raikou and Zapdos, the two best electric pokemon in history.

This is Marcus. He likes Owl City. C+P him in your sig if you're awesome like him. (Started by Fanal!)
If Einstein says that the only two things that are infinite are the universe and the stupidity of mankind, I say the only thing that is infinite is the stupidity of NPC's.