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    Default 1000 Things You Do in Walmart When Your Bored.

    Hello/bonjour and welcome/bienvenue. to this amazing game that I use to help with Creativity Blocks. No seriously.


    EXAMPLES OF HOW TO PLAY!

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    ... and so on. Now, when they are on 1000, this happens:


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    Fairly simple, but it's a game of being bored, and you do simple things while bored! Like my fish-car in woodwork

    All SPPf rules apply. Have at it.

    1. Buy paint and paint anything paint able (Including people)
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    2: Taunt children by buying all the candy
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    3. Wonder how you got there in the first place.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    4. Purchase all the multi-player video games, then stage a tournament using the video game consoles on display in the store.

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    5. Sing about how Walmart is a weird name.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    6. Make a sculpture of your favourite Pokemon using the first thing you find in the store.

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    7. Try and remember your shopping list, even though you know well that you forgot it at home in the first place.
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    8. Buy every single Pokemon TCG related item.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    9. Scare children using the third item you see in the store.

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    10: try to find your parents-in-law that you lost somewhere, because god forbid they leave without you!
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    11. Ride around in a shopping trolley while singing to your favourite song.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    12. When buying Pokemon related items, sing the original Pokemon theme song loudly.

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    13: Cope with the fact that your In-Laws are gone, and sit down in a corner, crying.
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    14. Scare people with an Elmo mask.
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    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    15. "Skate" around on a cart with the elmo mask, grabbing as much as you can as you pass by something.
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    16. Make an insulting pick-up line and tell it to the first woman you see in the store.
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    17: Since you're already in deep sh*t, all ou can do is explore the stores, trying to remember why you got there in the first place
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    18. Talk like your favourite fictional character to random people and see if they can figure who you are talking like.

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    19. Ask people if they've seen Richard Hammond and hope they don't know who he is so you can get a bemused look from them.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    20: Lose your mind and run around in your underwear, greeting people in Italian
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    21. Walk up to the prettiest lady in the store, go all Joey and say "How you doin".

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    22. Stage a fake sword fight using foam noodles.

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    23: Preform a scene from "Hamlet" in front of a group of elderly women
    "Dead men tell no tales,
    But living men can always spill their guts.
    All over my wingtips""

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    24. Become enraged and punch everything starting with 'M' that you see.

    "Well I'm walking by the red light
    Gonna find me all that I'm owed
    And I know where I'm gonna be then
    When the red light's gonna shine on me"

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    25. Scream "Bowser is coming!" while running around the store.

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