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    The Pokemon series is known for its NPCs and the strange things that they say and talk about. From percentages of Rattata to shorts, you can find a lot of weird and funny comments stated by NPCs.

    One that immediately comes to mind for me is the quote from the nurses in Pokemon Centers in most of the games who tell you that they hope to see you again. It makes them seem pretty sadistic if you ask me...

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    Isn't there a Juggler thst says "Oops! Dropped my balls!" when you beat him? That made me lol when I first saw it, sophomoric as it is.
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    Anything Arcade Star Dahila says makes me laugh for some reason...

    Her "chance" song belies her true strength...
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    It goes something like If I'm wearing a bikini, where do I put my Pokéballs? Teehee woman's secret!

    It's funny and the humor amuses me.
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    "Change your perspective and the reality changes," says a preschooler at a day care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skyradiant View Post
    "Change your perspective and the reality changes," says a preschooler at a day care.
    I always thought that one was odd too. Either that is one precocious four-year-old, or the writers forgot that they're writing dialogue for a kid and not a philosophy professor.

    My personal favorite NPC quotes are from the Battle Frontier in Emerald: "I Swallow Sludge To Transform Myself" and "Pound The Thick Fat On My Belly Drum."
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    That one NPC in Black and White that says something like, "Where do I put my Pokéballs? Tee hee! A woman's secret!"
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    A swimmer in R/B/Y "I like swimming with the fishes"...

    and the classic "I like shorts, there so comfy and easy to wear"

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Frank* View Post
    That one NPC in Black and White that says something like, "Where do I put my Pokéballs? Tee hee! A woman's secret!"
    LOL. Didnt hear that one before

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    A Cooltrainer in Emerald Battle Frontier says: "I AM A TREASURE OF THIS WORLD".
    Also,a Biker in FR/LG tells you after you beat him to: "Get ready to fight for your beliefs".

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    That one couple in Celadon city hotel and when the girlfriend said something like "I brought my brother and boyfriend here!" and the boyfriend is like "Why did she bring her brother...?"

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    "Heh...this gym is great, it's full of women!"-an elderly person next to Celadon City Gym

    Even in E-rated games, Japan loves them some dirty old men
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    Backpackers tend to say funny things. Battle Facility trainers tend to say funny things. Combine the two, and what do you get? Things like this, from Backpacker Wald in the Battle Subway:

    Before battle: "Neither my husband nor I have money, so we are hitchhiking on our honeymoon."
    If she wins: "Newly married, and such a big trip... I'm worried about our future."
    If she loses: "On top of that, I have lost track of him... Where can he be wandering?"

    And in response, her husband, Backpacker Ananda:

    Before Battle: "I am not an ordinary Backpacker, 'cause I am a newlywed."
    If he wins: "'Cause my wife and I have no money, we're hitchhiking on our honeymoon."
    If he loses: "This trip is our honeymoon! But I wandered off from my wife..."

    Then in the Sushi High Roller in X/Y, there is a girl who says "Come up and sushi me sometime." What is the actual meaning behind that, I wonder...


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    there is a girl who says "Come up and sushi me sometime." What is the actual meaning behind that, I wonder...
    Roll her up in algea and cover her with wasabi sauce....

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    Cyllage City Pokécenter I think: "He got 'Bonjour' down just fine, but he still always said 'smell ya later!' when he left!"
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    Cyllage City Pokécenter I think: "He got 'Bonjour' down just fine, but he still always said 'smell ya later!' when he left!"
    This one got me when I first saw it!
    Yeah, that was a bit of a reference to quotes in RBY when Blue was meant to say 'see ya later', he said 'smell ya later' instead. It made me laugh out a lot.

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    When you get the sticky barb in the department store in D/P and the guy next to him says "Two buff guys standing side by side. That's all. What? What's the problem?"

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    Watchy Watchog's quotes during the What's That? Show are hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrkvolt View Post
    When you get the sticky barb in the department store in D/P and the guy next to him says "Two buff guys standing side by side. That's all. What? What's the problem?"
    What?! Wow. At least with the old man in Celadon, dirty old men get to be joked in Japanese children's shows(Master Roshi comes to mind). But hinting at bara? Nintendo you naughty dog
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    Emerald battle frontier has some funny ones

    GET READY TO BE DESTROYED ! HAHAHA !! I AM LOLLING !
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    POISONPOWDER IS IN OUR COTTON SPORE MOVE
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    "Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. That is the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with the Pokemon they love best."

    That's the joke.
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    There was a trainer in the food court that you battle. He says at the end of the battle: "Go and stuff yourself" and I am like "what?" lol.

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    As a very young child, I didn't understand why so many of my friends made jokes about the conversation you have with Brock before you battle him in R/B/Y.

    "I'm Brock! I'm Pewter's Gym Leader! I believe in rock hard defense and determination! That's why my Pokémon are all the Rock-type! Do you still want to challenge me? Fine then! Show me your best!"

    It somehow got even worse in FR/LG:

    "So, you're here. I'm Brock. I'm Pewter's Gym Leader. My rock-hard willpower is evident even in my Pokémon. My Pokémon are all rock hard, and have true-grit determination. That's right - my Pokémon are all the Rock type! Fuhaha! You're going to challenge me knowing that you'll lose? That's the Trainer's honor that compels you to challenge me. Fine, then! Show me your best!"

    Yikes, Nintendo... I know it was innocent, but you'd think some time between 1996 and 2004 they'd have changed "rock-hard," not added MORE of it!
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    I found this quote from the lolcatz girl, Waitress Catla from the Battle Maison to be funny.

    "Meow, meow, I can haz battle, meow? (Ugh, I really sound like a fool, don't I?)"

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    Didn't the Battle Subway have some guy say, "Can I haz cheesburgerz?"
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