Jacobii Presents: The Fanboy, a comedy rated PG
When I first wrote this from what I can tell, people were a bit confused that Greg Sanchez was me. As a writter its great to see that people can beleive this; it lets me know that The Fanboy is a really convincing character, but then it is bad because they feel irratated by the rude character instead of laughing it this nutjob so I hope you understand inbetween the dashed lines is Greg Sanchez's notes and before and after them are my notes. Please enjoy.
My name is Greg Sanchez, and I hope all you fools on Serebii remember my name because I will be the one who changes Pokemon forever and will be thanked with honor and you will all one day thank me when I do so. First let me say this, I am not Hispanic like most of the racist pigs in this abomination of a country we live in called America would assume. I mean, god seriously, you think the world would grow up by the time it is 2011 years old. But anyways my fellow rebels, it is time for Pokemon to finally change. For too long Pokemon has just been a little happy adventure where you defeat easy as pie gym leaders and catch the big scary legendary pokemon. Wake up Serebii! This is why all the know it all Bill Gates, Microsoft, Master Chief wanna-be’s always make fun of us because Pokemon is never taken seriously. I mean god seriously, when it’s the same stuff over and over again I get a little sick of it. The time for change is among us. Join project KumoShiri and together we will change Pokemon forever!
For more information, join the KumoShiri group that is currently changing history on Serebii and go to www.kumoshiri.com. Please, the fait of the Pokemon world: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova depend on you!
A note for the mods: If you close this thread and violate my first amendment rights, I swear to god I will leave Serebii and take all the members of my group with me.
Reply from one of the mod’s
First of all, please refrain from using your real name on this site and instead use your selected and unique user name “The-Real-Kumo-Shiri.” Second, no one was claiming you were Hispanic and it is a honest mistake if they do so. Third, Serebii is a place to discuss Pokemon in its current state, not for spreading advertisements for your “revolutionary” new way of changing Pokemon. I am closing this thread and will ban you for a month next time you post something like this. If you want to take yourself and all two members of your club with you, that is fine. You are just making my job easier.
New thread in Sanchez’s group
I have tried to spread our group's message of bringing change to Pokemon. I am sure that we would have received massive support and feedback if it were not for the mods. They have closed my thread for the second time, and they are threatening to ban me, your leader, if I express our groups friendly message and exercise our freedom of speech one more time. Even worse they mocked our voice and our group. However, at the end of the thread I swore that if the thread was closed once more, I would take all my group members and we would leave the Serebii forums forever.
Because of the events that happened in the thread, which you can see here, we must now hold our word and leave this horrible website and start our own. However, creating such a magnificent website for us requires patience and immense preparation which we cannot possibly, even with our awesomeness, establish in the short time we have on this website. This is why I am commanding all of you to join me on my youtube account KumoShiri. I will close this group and officially leave Serebii in three days at 3:00 eastern standard time. If you meet me at my youtube account let me know by posting in my channel comments "Back from Serebii." Now because my Youtube account is so popular, I may not reply to your channel comment right away. I mean I have over fifty subscribers. If I do not see your channel comment immediately, please comment again until I recognize it by posting on your channel “KumoShiri is here.” So for now, goodbye.
Sanchez’s journal day 1
Today was a very progressive day for project KumoShiri. I finally left the Serebii website and I can say with confidence that the future for the project is very bright. Perhaps this is just optimism but I think with my key sense of being able to intimidate and persuade other people so easily I will easily recruit new members to my cause. For this reason, from this point on I will now document all the progress made in the efforts to change Pokemon. For future Pokemon players I am now going to describe how Pokemon games were played before I intervened.
First of all, there was this annoying thing called sleep. It was so cheap. I mean God seriously, somebody could easily just kill you by just using some stupid cheap move that completely disabled your Pokemon for two to five turns. Also all the Pokemon were for little kids, I mean God seriously, progress was made from Red and Blue to today's Black and White. I mean, would you rather use the "sooooooo scary” Charizard or the uber cool kick butt Emboar. I would also like to make a note on the strategy of Pokemon. It is very good that EV's have been introduced now I can pwn all those fools who are too lazy to use EV's, and I win all the time! However, this is not enough there is still more strategy needed in Pokemon compared to other RPG's. I will change this I will be the hero of Pokemon, and it will be uber sweet.
A note to critics: Reviews are certainly appreciated but please take note to this before criticizing. 1.) When I typed www.kumoshiri.com it automatically made a fake link. I do not know how to remove this link and if anybody does know please tell me. 2.) The words “sooooooo” and “pwn” were placed in the fic to express Sanchez’s personality. 3.) If you find any other errors in the chapter, please tell me, but do not make that your whole review please. Thank you for reading and I hope you will continue reading and laughing when chapter 2 is released.