Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded by a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a potato which would
be capable of targeting specific food groups. Are we developing such a vegetable? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. I have sent people to die in your meals. So I feel uniquely qualified to tell you, your meals don't work! Which is why my priorities have changed; from profits to potatoes. Because fruits don't
know how to solve problems. But I do. So let's be clear. I am here to solve the world's obesity crisis. And I believe the world's problems, begin with fruit."
-The Lord of Vegetables, Stated on March 67, 2017