Ugh! What was I thinking? Puzzle Pyramid? A retard could come up with that! I need something exiting!
Pthhh pth pth pth!
I'm sorry, what?
Pthhh, do somepthhing new. What do othhper games contain?
Games? Prizes? Smarmy Hosts?
Pthh pth pth pth! And what don't thpey contain?
Who ever you are, I want to hug you. ...Oh wait *Plugs Nose* No I don't. But let me get to work, now... Let's see, add this, and this. ... PAONIN, YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!
So, you gopthhh a plan?
Tag team oriented games! Two Player hockey, wrestling, other fun games! Odd numbered games will be played for points, even numbered games will be tournament style! BRILLIANT!!!
You Purugly sure are smart.
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!
Purugly? Isn't that your species?
DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME PUR-UUUUGLY! CALL ME PAONIN!!! ...Or at the very least, Purcutie, Purpretty, Purbeauty, something like that.
...I like your ears.
I know, right? We Purcuties take pride in our epic ears. Now, on to the game.
Rules: The games are going to drag on for a while, so I will only accept 8 teams this season.
1: Everyone who signs up will be controlling a team of two Pokemon.
2: In order to sign up, you will need to fill out this form.
Member 1 Name:
Member 1 Species:
Member 1 Personality:
Member 2 Name:
Member 2 Species:
Member 2 Personality:
Pretty simple, I know.
3: Keep RPing to a minimum!
4: Most full evolved monsters, Legendaries, and Eeveeons are all banned from these games. I will accept certain fully evolved monsters like generation rodents, bugs, and some of the weaker pokemon (Ask) but stronger Pokemon are prohibited.
I'd rather have balance.
But epthhheryone is going to d...
Shhhhhhhh... That's a secret.
In addition, 1st and 2nd evolved starters are banned. Only Basic starters are allowed.
5: Let me say this right now, there may be bonus rounds before main rounds. For example, the first bonus round will start right when the game starts. In the first Bonus round, you must draw an emblem in Microsoft paint, and then everyone will vote for the best. The winner of the bonus round will win immunity from elimination from the main round.
6: When the main round starts, and there is an even number of people, we will play a tournament style game that pits two teams against each other at a time, like tag team Hokey, tag team wrestling, and other games like that.
7: When there are an odd number of players, we will play a game for points. You may have to catch things or pick cards or something like that.
8: In 8 team and 4 team tournament, we will have loser brackets. The losers will play the same game against other losing teams. In the 8 team loser brackets, the 4 losing teams will be wittled down to 2 losing teams. The winners of the first two losers bracket matches will be safe, and the loser of the last losers bracket match will be eliminated.
9: In 6 team tournament, we will play a Round-Robin style game for the losers bracket. In this one, only 3 wins are possible, so the team that wins 0 matches will be eliminated. If everyone wins a match, we will start the Round-Robin over.
10: In odd numbered team games, the two teams with the lowest scores will face each other in another game to determine the loser.
11: The winner of any given round will earn a prize. What that prize is is a secret till it's revealed.
12: The team who beats all 7 opposing teams will then have to face us in one final game. If you win, besides the grand prize, you will win a bonus prize. But if you lose... mwahahahaha...
And so I say, I am Paonin, and this is... errr...
Pepe, right. Paonin and Pepe are now accepting members.