The New Generation of The Caption Contest

[pikalax]

In the interest of saving money, the regularly scheduled image has been replaced by this extremely simple MSPaint doodle.

[~SilverLugia~]

Rayquaza: This is the Legend of Pokemon! With my Master Sword and the Shield of Dream Land, I, Link the Rayquaza, will save Zelda the Gardevoir from the clutches of the evil Ganonboar! And I will protect Hynova from him!

Glameow: And all this is coming from badly drawn Rayquaza...

Rayquaza: YOU DARE INSULT ME?

Glameow: ... Yes

Rayquaza: Well, guess what? I'M FIREN' MA LAZAR!!!

Glameow: O.o
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Kirby: How much longer do I have to hold this pose for?

Rayquaza: Just until this caption ends...

Kirby: *sigh...*
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Grotle: Why are standing under a badly drawn Rayquaza?

Blastoise: Don't ask.

Grotle: But-

Blastoise: I SAID, DON'T ASK!
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Loppuny Sister: Help! I'm about to get sliced by this sword!

Rayquaza: Oh, don't worry. I not going to slice you with my sword.

Loppuny Sister: Oh, phew!

Rayquaza: I'm gonna FIRE MA LAZAR AT YOU!!!

Loppuny: O.o

[CyberBlastoise]

Grotle: Haha! Your art sucks.
Blastoise: BOOT TO THE HEAD!
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Luxray: And this is why CyberBlastoise should stick with Illustrator and Photoshop instead of MS Paint.

[Sklobington]

Rayquaza: And now, with this sword, and this shield-
Groudon: Shut it! Just shut it! Were all sick and tired of your damn RPGs Rayquaza!
Kyogre: Yeah, dude. Your on them like 10 hours a day.
Rayquaza:... Okay.... If you need me, I'll be in my cloud.

[MugoUrth]

Rayquaza: Anyone who insults this drawing in their caption will be DISQUALIFIED.

[pokemonmaster3.0]

Finally, 1st place!


Glameow: This is obviously not Sugimori art.

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A long time ago, when the earth was red and almost-pokemon were papery, Rayquaza had THE SWORD. THE SWORD was a powerful object that could destroy the papery almost pokemon.
THE END (What, there doesn't need to be a plot!)

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Lopunny: I really should insult Rayquaza less when he has a sword.

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Blastoise: *whisper* What are we doing?
Oddish: *whisper* We're supposed to let others tell us what to say.
Blastoise: *whisper* Well, they're not doing a good job, are they?

[Origami_Zekrom]

The current picture:

Rayquaza here has a big sword. But they say the pen is mightier than the sword. And the Oddish has the pen

[Killer_Squirtle]

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for JUDGEMENT!

Third Place

Pika22: HEY!!! I'm supposed to be the Hero of Time!!! Give me back the Master Sword!!!
Rayquaza: Try and take it!!!
Pika22: *Pulls out Biggoron Sword*
Ratquaza: Uh-oh......

Second Place

Luxray: And this is why CyberBlastoise should stick with Illustrator and Photoshop instead of MS Paint.

First Place

Rayquaza: And now, with this sword, and this shield-
Groudon: Shut it! Just shut it! Were all sick and tired of your damn RPGs Rayquaza!
Kyogre: Yeah, dude. Your on them like 10 hours a day.
Rayquaza:... Okay.... If you need me, I'll be in my cloud.

Most Creative

Blastoise: *whisper* What are we doing?
Oddish: *whisper* We're supposed to let others tell us what to say.
Blastoise: *whisper* Well, they're not doing a good job, are they?

Most Random

Rayquaza: Hello, and again, welcome to the Caption Contest. Due to a major budget cut, all attempts at subtlety have been discarded. We're going to kill you

[Will-powered Spriter]

OK, I'll be doing the next picture, expect it tomorrow!

[pokemonmaster3.0]

I'm amazed, I've won an award in every week of this thread except the first one! I must be getting better...

[Sklobington]

I'm also amazed, I never get first in anything first try!

[Will-powered Spriter]

So, I know I said I'd post the new image tomorrow, but I worked extra hard and have it ready TODAY!

Wait, I said I'd do it tomorrow two days ago. Whoopsy.



Messing around with different mediums is fun. Also I added one sprite because it's not immediately obvious what the orange mii is.

Hurry up and caption already.

[The Imposter]

Zekrom: In the best interests of the public, I would recommend that you stop dancing.
Big Purple Mii: I'm not dancing. In fact, I am testing the odor-sensing capabilities of the Klink subgenus.
Timburr: Let me see how my log tastes to a butt.
Klink: TIMBURR, THAT IS NOT NECESSARILY A GOOD IDEA. YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS IS A FORUM FOR ALL AGES AND KIDS WOULD NOT EXACTLY ENJOY SEEING WHAT YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DO.
Timburr: Crap. I thought this was a breakthrough for my *bleep* site. Wait, why the *bleep* was it bleeped out?
Liepard: *bleep* Hehehe, this thing is fun! *bleeep* bleep* *bleeeee.......* Crap, it's broken.

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Golett: Punch! Punch! Punch!
Basculin: It would be better if you stopped that.
Zekrom: In the best inter*bleep* of th*bleep* publ*bleep* Ah, I g*bleep* up.
Liepard! It's finally working again!
Basculin: What's w*bleep* the *bleep*ing?
Liepard: Read the above caption. *bleep* *bleep*

[FireTypeLover]

This is POKéMON RUMBLE ROYALE! Miis can now join in the epic fun of battling Pokémon! And other Miis too!
Giant Purple Mii: (throws all the Pokémon toys into each other and does a dance of success, while kicking the little Miis) Ah, this is easy! I went through the entire game doing this!
But wait until you see who the final boss is!
(Zekrom appears out nowhere and charges up a Fusion Bolt attack, aiming it at the Giant Mii)
Giant Purple Mii: Ah crap.
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Giant Purple Mii: This is my defensive position, Zekrom! Attack at your own peril!
(Zekrom's eyes turn blood red and stare at the giant Mii)
Giant Purple Mii: (runs away in fear) YOU WIN, ZEKROM! YOUR GLARE ATTACK IS TOO STRONG FOR ME!
Zekrom: What happened? The battle didn't even start yet! My eyes turn blood red once every year, I wasn't even attacking!
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Because people criticized POKéMON RUMBLE ROYALE for being too similar to Pokémon Rumble Blast, and way too difficult (watch our trailer on top of this page!) we're releasing a new Pokémon Rumble game called...POKéMON RUMBLE ROYALE X1000000000! What makes this version better than the original, you ask? Well, in the bottomright corner, the sentence 'Copyright Pokémon/Nintendo' will be there! And every Pokémon gets a new move called CARD GAME that makes you instantly win against them! Buy this improved version of Pokémon Rumble Royale today, only for nine million dollars!

[ShadeAce]

Golett: Nice view Zekrom.
Zekrom: Your welcome.
Orange Mii: Thoughts-Did Zekrom just poop out Golett!?!?!?

[{(•)___(•)}]

Deoxys: Mmmm boy do I love cleaning ears.

[pokemonmaster3.0]

Deoxys: *looks at Mii's face* Gasp! Is that supposed to be me? It looks nothing like me! My hips are not that wide!

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Klang: Finally! I'm 3D!
Timburr: It's not that much of a difference.
Klang: I know...

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Purple Mii: So, Zekrom, we meet again.
Zekrom:... What are you talking about?
Purple Mii: So it's come to this, has it?
Zekrom: Has what?
Purple Mii: A fight to the death...
Zekrom: What?
Purple Mii: Mano a Mano...
Zekrom: I'm just confused now.
Purple Mii: Just you and me... and my GUARDS!! *runs away* *small Miis look up at Zekrom*
Zekrom: Is he quoting someone?


Kudos to whoever knows where that line is from.

[Pika22]

*Raises Eyebrows* Third place? *Hm..... I thought that didn't exist..... Well whatever. It's better than Most Random....*....But I should've said Double Helix Sword, not Biggoron, but, Who cares?
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Little Green Mii: Is that a 3DS or a mousetrap?
Zekrom: *SNAP*.... WHO REPLACED MY 3DS WITH A MOUSETRAP?
Klank: *whistles*

[~SilverLugia~]

Deoxys: *Looks over to the Orange Mii* Now, how is that supposed to be, well, me?
Orange Mii: I have tentacle arms, and the same legs...
Deoxys: But the head looks like a dog ate my head instead of my homework!
Orange Mii: You have Homework?
Deoxys: Yes............
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It's time for this round of the Battle Royale! This time, it's Zekrom VS the Giant Purple Mii. Who Will Win?
Giant Purple Mii: Haha! You'll never beat me, Zekrom!
Zekrom: Oh really? BOLT CARD STRIKE ATTACK!
Giant Purple Mii: O.o
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Klink: I CAN'T SEE!
Timburr: I can help with that! *Prepares to attack the Giant Purple Mii*
Liepard: Don't you dare, Timburr!
Timburr: *Bows down to Liepard* Sorry, m' Lady Liepard. So Sorry. Won't ever happen again....

[pikalax]

Avast Mii *another word for a donkey*
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Timburr: (to Klink) If anyone asks, last time we both checked, he was pretty much alive. All right? Not dead.
Klink: You really do have brain damage, don't you?
Deoxys sprite: I'm different.

[Pika22]

Everyone(-Zekrom): I'm different.
Zekrom: why are you peolple obsessed with portal?!?
GPM: I like easter eggs ande glitche--------*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Zekrom: *sigh*...*Soft Resets*

[Will-powered Spriter]

Er, sorry, I've been somewhat bad at managing this. I forgot there wasn't an official rota, so I've only just got round to telling VampirateMace that it's her turn to judge.

Oh, and

CONTEST CLOSED

[CyberBlastoise]

Okay how's this for the rota? Starting with VP.

Judging
VampirateMace => CyberBlastoise => Will-Powered Spriter => Killer_Squirtle => VampirateMace

Artwork
VampirateMace => surfer_Treecko => CyberBlastoise => Will-Powered Spriter?

[Will-powered Spriter]

Okay how's this for the rota? Starting with VP.

Judging
VampirateMace => CyberBlastoise => Will-Powered Spriter => Killer_Squirtle => VampirateMace

Artwork
VampirateMace => surfer_Treecko => CyberBlastoise => Will-Powered Spriter?

But I think it would be easiest if we have each person judge te previous round, then post the next picture. It means that both of a person's duties are done at the same time, then they have a 3 week break, so reorder that a little and...

VampirateMace judges then posts the next picture.
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KillerSquirtle judges then surfer treecko posts the next picture.
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CyberBlastoise judges then posts the next picture.
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I judge then post next the picture.

And if someone has to fill in for someone else then we can temporarily swap their places.

[VampirateMace]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd….

the…

winners…

are:

1st Place:

Timburr: (to Klink) If anyone asks, last time we both checked, he was pretty much alive. All right? Not dead.
Klink: You really do have brain damage, don't you?
Deoxys sprite: I'm different.

Gold

2nd Place:

Klang: Finally! I'm 3D!
Timburr: It's not that much of a difference.
Klang: I know...

Silver, I guess?

Most Creative:

Deoxys: Mmmm boy do I love cleaning ears.

Yes…yes… I’m sure he does…

Most Random:

Everyone(-Zekrom): I'm different.
Zekrom: why are you peolple obsessed with portal?!?
GPM: I like easter eggs ande glitche--------*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Zekrom: *sigh*...*Soft Resets*

How did that fit? And Why?

Mace's Box of Fail:

Because people criticized POKéMON RUMBLE ROYALE for being too similar to Pokémon Rumble Blast, and way too difficult (watch our trailer on top of this page!) we're releasing a new Pokémon Rumble game called...POKéMON RUMBLE ROYALE X1000000000! What makes this version better than the original, you ask? Well, in the bottomright corner, the sentence 'Copyright Pokémon/Nintendo' will be there! And every Pokémon gets a new move called CARD GAME that makes you instantly win against them! Buy this improved version of Pokémon Rumble Royale today, only for nine million dollars!

Obviously this scam wouldn’t work… no pokefan has that much… people that have that much are too busy to even find out what pokemon is.

In other news:
The new picture will be up whenever I or someone else get around to it…

(I’d like to suggest the contest ending a week from picture post rather than trying to keep it glued to Saturday. As for the rotation… just make sure we know.)