Dunder Mifflin Pokemon Company, Inc.

[kaiser soze]

Dunder Mifflin Pokemon Company, Inc.
CLOSED I'm working on leading a clan. See the last page for more details.

Thanks for your business Kaiser! Best shop in the forums as always

Hello there trainers. Look at my pokemon, Now back at yours. Now look at your pokemon agan. Now back to mine. Sadly, they are not awesome as mine. But if you trade with me instead of some other shop where the into isn't a parody of an Old Spice comercial, then your pokemon will gain awesomeness by association. Swan dive...into the greatest trade shop on SPPf. Look down. What's that? I can breed every pokemon? look at the flawless section: it's those two pokemon you need for your team. Look again: the pokemon are now shiny. I'm on a boat.

Well fancy into done I'm Kaiser and this is my shop. I got something for everyone, and I have pretty much every pokemon, so there is a good chance I have what you need. But first, and most importantly:

My Rules and Policies

• Thou shalt follow SPPF rules of course
• Thou shalt not hack. I won’t trade hacks to you and I don’t expect you to trade them to me either. Proof of legitimacy will be provided on request.
• My time zone is US Eastern (-5 GMT). PLEASE POST WHEN YOU WANT TO TRADE IN MY TIMEZONE, NOT YOURS. If you have a significantly different timezone, letting me know is a good idea so that way I can be considerate of your schedule.
• The shops hours are Monday 8-11 PM (2000-2300), Wednesday 8:30-11 PM (2030-2300), and Friday 2-5 PM (1400-1700) US EASTERN time. These times are when I am usually free and can trade. My schedule can change at an instant, however. If I cannot trade one of those days, I will only make an announcement if someone has asked to trade. (Hint: check my profile to see if I’m online or not).
• If the above times don’t work for you, then feel free to schedule a time to trade with me. But be sure to keep your agreement with me and don’t be late; I am a busy man. I’m in college, I’m taking 17 credit hours at a challenging institution, and I have multiple extracurricular activities. So don’t waste my time .
• I use RNG abuse and use cloners. Fair warning; if you post here I assume you're fine with it. Since I'm not capable of cloning myself (don't ask me to to clone something for you), I usually only have my RNGs (and a few events) cloned. If you think RNGing is cheating, and you will like me to explain why it is not, then I will be glad to. Only not in my trade thread. Because then I'll have to report you. If you think RNG abuse is criminal, etc.,and nothing will convince you otherwise then there's nothing that says you have to do business with my shop. Keep in mind I'm only going to RNG flawless pokemon, so if you just need something for the dex then I'm not going to RNG it.
• Thou shalt not spam my trade thread. Thou shalt not double post. If thou hast triple posted, then I will send my Sharpedos after thee (yes, that actually happened. Back in my 4th gen shop some kid triple posted). If you need to discuss logistics, like “hey, can you trade now?”, PM/VM me (VM preferred so you don’t waste my messages).
• Thou shalt demonstrate mature behavior. A certain level of jest is always fun, but don't act like you're 6.
• Ignorance for my rules isn't an excuse.
• I believe in a fair trade for both you and me. I’m confident we can work out a deal. I think that what you give me should me similar to what I gave you, such as a flawless pokemon for another flawless one. I may be willing to accept more than one pokemon for a really valuable one, and similarly trade more than one for a really valuable one. However, do understand there are tiers of value; for example, I'm not going to be motivated to trade a flawless Zekrom for your lax shiny Woobat with mediocre IVs. Keep everything in perspective.
• After you trade with me, you will be added to my League of Extraordinary Clients. This will allow you access to various services I may provide (such as dex trades) and more importantly giveaways on occasion.
• I work independently. I'm not interested in becoming another shop's RNGer, EV trainer, etc. I'm also not looking to employ anyone else either. I'll certainly do business with your shop; I just don't want any entangling alliances.
• Thou shalt not chatspeak. This isn’t text messaging.
• My Abbreviations:
  - NNable – Nickname-able: I can nickname it by request (type the name exactly the way you want it to look).
  - UT - Untrained: Pokemon has EVs. It may or may not have exp. points (most likely from the day care), but if so it will be specified.
  - T- Trained - Pokemon has experience points. If EV trained then I will
  - RNG (abuse) - In short, you use a really fancy calculator that simulates your game's Random Number Generator to predict when an unlikely event will happen. Google it.
  - NR: Not ready for trade. You can ask about it, but I won't trade it until I clone it, etc., but it will be offered later.
  - S: Shiny
  - Flawless: the pokemon has a beneficial nature and at least 5 perfect IVs. The missing IV is either in attack or special attack (whichever isn't used, Chandelure doesn't need a 31 in attack for example.) The exceptions are pokemon with a Hidden Power; they need at least 30 in all stats (except attack) and pokes with 0 IVs on purpose (ex gyro ball users).
• My games:
  - Black: OT: KAISER, ID No.: 07887
  - White: OT: OBAMA, ID No.: 26696 (Yes, I was trying to be funny)
  - Platinum (1st playthrough):Adding later
  - Platinum (2nd playthrough): ""
  - SoulSliver (1st playthrough): ""
• My FCs:
  - Black: KAISER – 4899 7199 1103
  - Platinum: Dawn - 0347 0546 2746
• Please include your FC in your post if it’s not in your signature (and specify your game too).
• My pokemon are provided as-is; I do not provide level-up or EV training services. I do have a few offerings from the flawless section that have been trained by me, but for the most part they are all UT.
• Yes I have pokerus. See services secton.
• Thou shalt follow my redistribution policies: I may or may not authorize my pokemon to be re-traded by you. Failure to follow these will result in a ban from my shop and a report to the mods. Status varies based on their value. They are as follows:
  - Non-redis: You will not trade this to anyone. This includes trading a clone you made. Typically used for flawless legendaries.
  - Semi-redis: You may trade this to someone, but you must offer it as non-redis (you can trade it, but the recipient cannot). You many also use it to breed your own pokes (if applicable), and you can decide your own redistribution policies for the children.
  - Full-redis: No restrictions. Do what you want. Trade it. Keep it. Release it. Ball’s in your court.
  - If no redistribution abbreviation is given, you may assume fully redistributable.
• On a similar note: If you offer any flawless pokemon of mine that I RNGed, you must provide credit to me in your shop listing.
• For 5th gen. trades, I am willing to teach it any TM/HM moves you need (al long as I have the TM). See my list in the services part.
• Now if you have read all of the rules welcome again to the shop!

News and Updates
The shop is open!
(10/9/11) - I'm leaving home for fall break between the 14th and 20th and doubt that I will be able to trade during that time, so get in touch with me if we still need to trade.

Pending trades

My prioritized want list:

- Flawless Deoxys-D (needs to be Impish, Calm, Careful, or Bold, IV spread 31/x/31/x/31/31, shininess optional but rewarded, EV training optional)
- Non-Unova flawless legendaries (especially Manaphy, Palkia, and Kyogre)
- Any flawless pokemon you have that I do not have listed (note: I do have a good stock of several I've received in trades that I don't list)
- Any DW females I don't already have (namely the Mansion ones)
- Male Egg move pokemon (preferably something I don't have of course)
- Items. Specifically evolutionary ones, Battle Subway items, and gems/plates. I'm usually willing to accept an item for a breed.

In general I trade flawless pokemon for other flawless pokemon

What I don't want:

- OT Mat shiny flawless pokemon (it's not that some people consider them hacks, but the fact that you can get them easier than an STD from Ke$ha)
- Non-flawless shiny pokemon
- Rare candies
- Male DW pokemon (unless flawless)
- Normal EV-trained pokemon (unless for egg moves)
- Dex fillers

Click on the userbars to go to the sections of my shop!

My League of Extraordinary Clients

Abraace
Aroma Flora
AsiaMania
Biosci
CharizardMaster#1
Cosmic Furry
Darkria's Shadow
Evan0913
Exiled
Hotcoldyay
Kessaja
Lavaburst14
Livinitup17
Nevlo
NoToRiousBrawL
Pengyzu
Porygon2isawesome
Rayce
Scorch5688
TDawg
Wacwacwac
Will-powered Spriter
And many future clients

My banned list:
None for now

Art Credits

- To Pengyzu for the awesome userbars
- And FireFox13 for the Dunder Mifflin banner

[kaiser soze]

Includes shinys, legendaries, and a few EV trained Pokémon.
I can also breed for slight variations, i.e. different natures, shininess.

Offer other flawless pokemon for my flawless pokemon
*If you plan to trade any of these pokemon I RNGed (has either KAISER or OBAMA as the OT), you must provide credit to me when you list it in you shop*

***New EEVEES***

All are UT, NNable, and shiny, and have the following moveset:
Curse l Stored Power l Wish l Yawn

DW Adamant, 31/31/31/x/31/31
DW Timid, 31/x/31/31/31/31
DW Bold, 31/x/31/31/31/31
DW Naive, 31/31/31/31/31/31
DW Modest, 31/x/31/31/31/31
Non-DW Modest, 31/x/30/31/31/31 HP Ice 70
Non-DW Careful, 31/31/31/x/31/31



Previous-Generation Pokemon

#006 l Charizard l Male l Lv. 46 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Adamant l Blaze l Hatched l 6/26/2011 l Marvelous Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31//31/31 l HP: Need to check l EVs: 6/252/0/0/0/252
Flame Burst l Dragon Dance l Outrage l Dragon Claw
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, EV trained, NNable. 
I kept all three Dragon moves so you could choose which ones to keep.


#032 l Nidoran l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Hustle l Hatched l 8/1/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Leer l Peck 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#058 l Growlithe l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Flash Fire l Hatched l 6/30/2011 l Bridge Gate l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Morning Sun l Flare Blitz l Close Combat l Wild Charge
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#063 l Abra l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Magic Guard l Hatched l 10/22/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 30/15/30/31/31/31 l HP: Ice 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Teleport
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#090 l Shellder l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Naive l Skill Link l Hatched l 2/12/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Tackle l Rock Blast l Icicle Spear
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#092 l Gastly l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Levitate l Hatched l 8/1/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Lick l Disable l Shadow Ball l Toxic
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#120 l Staryu l Genderless l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Natural Cure l Hatched l 8/13/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Tackle l Harden l Gyro Ball l Light Screen 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#130 l Gyarados l Male l Lv. 23 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Moxie l Hatched l 6/30/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 6/252/0/0/0/252
Tackle l Earthquake l Bite l Stone Edge
OBTAINED: RNGed and EV trained by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#132 l Ditto l Genderless l Lv. 53 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Limber l Captured l 3/23/2011l Giant Chasm l Dusk Ball 
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Transform
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: NNable, slightly trained from time in the Day Care


#158 l Totodile l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Torrent l Hatched l 8/9/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Scratch l Leer l Ice Punch l Dragon Dance
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#207 l Gligar l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Impish l Immunity l Hatched l 8/6/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Poison Sting l Dig
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#227 l Skarmory l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Impish l Sturdy l Hatched l 11/25/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/1/31/31 l HP: Dark 59 l EVs: none
Peck l Brave Bird l Stealth Rock l Taunt


#233 l Porygon2 l Ganderless l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Bold l Trace l Hatched l 8/6/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 252/0/184/0/0/72/0
Sharpen l Ice Beam l Thunderbolt l Toxic 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#235 l Smeargle l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Naive l Moody l Hatched l 11/23/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: none
Sketch
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#246 l Larvitar l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Sassy l Guts l Hatched l 8/8/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Bite l Leer l Stealth Rock
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#287 l Slakoth l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Adamant l Truant l Hatched l 11/3/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: none
Scratch l Yawn l Slash
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#313 l Volbeat l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Bold l Prankster l Hatched l 11/25/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Tackle l Baton Pass l Encore l Trick
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT< NNable, S. Currently NNed "King Sexy"


#318 l Carcanha l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Mild l Speed Boost l Hatched l 6/10/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: none
Leer l Bite l Hydro Pump l Ice Fang 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#349 l Feebas l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Bold l Swift Swim l Hatched l 8/13/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Splash l Haze l Hypnosis l Dragon Pulse 
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. Calm also available.


#339 l Barboach l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Hydration l Hatched l 7/1/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: none
Mud Slap l Hydro Pump l Dragon Dance
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#390 l Chimchar l Male l Lv. 18 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Hasty l Blaze l Hatched l 7/11/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: none
Ember l Taunt l Furry Swipes l Flame Wheel
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: NNable, S. Still UT; it has some experience from the Day Care


#393 l Piplup l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Modest l Torrent l Hatched l 11/17/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/30/31/30/31/31 l HP: Grass 70 l EVs: none
Yawn l Agility l Hydro Pump l Aqua Ring
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. I went for HP Grass to hit Rotom-Ws harder. 


#396 l Starly l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Keen Eye (will be Reckless) l Hatched l 11/3/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: none
Growl l Roost l Double Team l Endeavor 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#439 l Mime Jr. l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Modest l Technician l Hatched l 11/27/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/9/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 68 l EVs: none
Barrier l Confision l Nasty Plot l Icy Wind
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#479 l Rotom l Genderless l Lv. 18 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Levitate l Hatched l 6/25/2011 l Nimbasa City l Pokeball 
IVs: 30/30/30/31/31/31 l HP: Ice 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Rain Dance l Hydro Pump l Uproar l Double Team
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: NNable, technically UT because it was in the Day Care. 
Planning on using TMs for the rest of the moves. 
Currently in Wash form, but can change on request. 
I also have shiny ones with Relaxed natures which I'm offing at a discount. 
Working on other Rotom Variations

Unova Pokemon

#494 l Victini l Genderless l Lv. 15 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Victory Star l Captured l 3/23/2011 l Liberty Garden l Ultra Ball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Confusion l Incinerate l Quick Attack l Endure
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, All it does is win


#529 l Drilbur l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Sand Rush l Hatched l 8/12/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/8/31/31 l HP: Electric 59 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Scratch l Mud Sport
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#532 l Timburr l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Brave l Guts l Hatched l 8/8/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/0 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Bulk Up l Payback l Mach Punch l Drain Punch
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.
0 Speed EV is for Payback


#547 l Whimsicott l Female l Lv. 50 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Prankster l Hatched l 10/9/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/0/31/31/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 252/0/4/0/0/252
Tailwind l Beat Up l Helping Hand l Leach Seed
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. Perfect Doubles partner for Terrakion and other Justified users. 
0 Attack IV ensures minimum damage from Beat Up


#560 l Scrafty l Male l Lv. 100 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Moxie l Hatched l 6/6/2011 l Black City l P0keball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/252/6/0/0/252
Crunch l Dragon Dance l Ice Punch l Drain Punch
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, EV trained, NNable. Currently NNed "Im So Hood"


#561 l Sigilyph l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Modest l Magic Guard l hatched l 6/21/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball 
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: Not sure, have to check l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Miracle Eye l Stored Power l Roost l Psycho Shift
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable. Currently NNed "ItzABird??"


#564 l Tirtouga l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Sturdy l Hatched l 7/20/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Bide l Withdraw l Water Gun l Protect
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#570 l Zorua l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Illusion l Hatched l 10/7/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/2/30/31/31/31 l HP: Ice 70 l EVs: none
Scratch l Leer l Dark Pulse l Extrasensory
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#592 l Frillish l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Calm l Cursed Body l Hatched l 7/15/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball 
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Bubble l Waster Sport 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable. Willing to breed for other variations of Frillish. 


#597 l Ferroseed l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Sassy l Iron Barbs l Hatched l 8/4/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/7/31/0 l HP: Electric 59 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Tackle l Harden l Stealth Rock l Leech Seed
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#607 l Litwick l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Timid l Flame Body l Hatched l 6/3/2011 l Black City l Pokeball
IVs: 31/x/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dragon xx l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Ember l Astonish
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.
I have some non-shiny Modest/Timid Litwicks too. 


#621 l Druddigion l Female l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Adamant l Rough Skin l Hatched l 10/22/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: none
Leer l Scratch l Glare l Sucker Punch 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, S. 


#622 l Golett l Genderless l Lv. 32 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Adamant l Iron Fist l Caught l 5/24/2011 l Dragonspiral Tower l Quick Ball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Iron Defense l Mega Punch l Magnitude l DynamicPunch
OBTAINED: RNGed by me.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#627 l Rufflet l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Jolly l Sheer Force l Hatched l 8/4/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: N/A l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Peck l Leer l Sky Drop 
OBTAINED: RNGed by yours truly.
NOTES: UT, NNable, S.


#636 l Larvesta l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Bold l Flame Body l Hatched l 6/30/2011 l Bridge Gate l Pokeball
IVs: 31/5/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 68 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Ember l String Shot l Morning Sun 
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable. Hatched on my birthday :D


#638 l Cobalion l Genderless l Lv. 42 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Justified l Captured l 3/23/2011 l Guidance Chamber l Ultra Ball 
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Helping Hand l Retaliate l Iron Head l Sacred Sword
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable


#639 l Terrakion l Genderless l Lv. 42 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Justified l Captured l 5/1/2011 l Trial Chamber l Ultra Ball 
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: Not sure, need to check l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Helping Hand l Retaliate l Rock Slide l Sacred Sword
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable


#640 l Virizion l Genderless l Lv. 42 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Justified l Captured l 5/1/2011 l Rumination Field l Ultra Ball 
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: Not sure, need to check l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Helping Hand l Retaliate l Giga Drain l Sacred Sword
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable


#642 l Thundurus l Male l Lv. 40 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Timid l Prankster l Caught in wild l 11/11/2011 l Route 10 l MaserballL 
IVs: 30/x/30/31/31/31 l HP: Ice 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Revenge l Shock Wave l Heal Block l Agility
OBTAINED: RNGed by myself
NOTES: UT, NNable, It's not shiny but I'm still proud of it 
(it's hard to RNG a shiny Thundurus/Tornadus)


#644 l Zekrom l Genderless l Lv. 50 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Teravolt l Captured  l 3/23/2011 l N's Castle l Ultra Ball 
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
DragonBreath l Slash l Zen Headbutt l Fusion Bolt
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: UT, NNable, My first hex flawless pokemon, Semi-Redis


#645 l Landorus l Male l Lv. 70 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Sand Force l Captured l 5/1/2011 l Abundant Shrine l Ultra Ball 
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: Not sure, need to check l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Rock Slide l Earthquake l Sandstorm l Fissure
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable


#646 l Kyurem l Genderless l Lv. 75 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Timid l Pressure l Captured l 11/15/2009 l Giant Chasm l Ultra ball 
IVs: 30/2/31/30/31/30 l HP: Fire 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Glaciate l Dragon Pulse l Imprison l Endeavor
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable, semi-Redis. 
Date might look weird but it was hard to find a good shiny seed.

[kaiser soze]

Note: Check the Flawless section for more Shinies, Events, and Legendaries. This section only has non-flawless ones. Inquire about IVs etc. until I update this with more detailed descriptions per poke.

Events

WIN2011 Clebebi, Mild, slightly trained, lv. 50 (Also UT Lax)
WIN2011/GAMESTP S Raikou, Rash, UT lv. 30
GAMESTP S Entei, Adamant, UT lv. 30
Befriend A Pokemon DW Espeon, Timid, UT lv 10 (31 in SA)
Lots of Liberty Garden Victinis. Natures include Sassy, Naughty, Mild, Modest, Lonely, Bashful, Relaxed, Adamant, and Naieve
FAL2010 Mew, Adamant, NR, T lv. 60 (I think. I need to remove it's EVs first.)
Lots more obtained through old trades and the GTS, but I need to a) transfer to 5th gen b) do legitimacy checks.

Shinys

Tynamo, Modest, M, Levitate, lv. 27, UT

Legendaries

Kyurem, Impish, lv. 75 UT
Terrakion, Docile, lv. 42 UT
Cobalion, Jolly, lv. 42 UT
Virizion, Calm, lv. 42 UT
Tornadus, Hardy, lv. 40 UT
Lugia, Timid, lv. 70 UT
Again lots more, but they need to be transferred from 4th gen and cataloged

[kaiser soze]

DW Pokemon (females):

Quick visual reference of my females:


And now a more detailed listing of what I can breed:
Munna, Telepathy
Darumaka, Inner Focus > Zen Mode Darmanitan
Exeggcute, Harvest
Gligar, Immunity > Poison Heal Gliscor
Zubat, Infiltrator
Hoppip, Infiltrator
Farfetch'd, Defiant
Taillow, Scrappy
Oddish, Run Away > Effect Spore Vileplume or Healer Bellossom
Likitung, Cloud Nine
Bellsprout, Gluttony
NidoranF, Hustle > Sheer Force Nidoking(queen)
Magikarp, Rattled > Moxie Gyarados
Poochyena, Rattled > Moxie Mightyena
Omanyte, Weak Armor
Buneary, Limber
Corphish, Adaptability
Surskit, Rain Dish > Unnerve Masquerain
Hoothoot, Tinted Lens
Krabby, Sheer Force
Vulpix, Drought
Butterfree, Tinted Lens
Lapras, Hydration
Smeargle, Moody
Dratini, Marvel Scale
Shinx, Guts
Shellos, Sand Force
Barboach, Hydration
Remoraid, Moody
Staravia, Reckless
Miltank, Sap Sipper
Poliwag, Swift Swim > Drizzle Politoed
Sentret, Frisk
Sudowoodo, Rattled
Skarmory, Weak Armor
Feebas, Adaptability > Cute Charm Milotic
Corsola, Regenerator
Slowpoke, Regenerator
Tentacool, Rain Dish
Wobbuffet, Telepathy
Eevee, Anticipation
Abra, Magic Guard
Pichu, Lightningrod
Carvanha, Speed Boost

Egg moves

- For a male with egg moves I ask for another male with good egg moves (good natures and IVs are also considered valuable).
- I also may have some flawless pokemon with egg moves but are not listed here. If anything stands out in the flawless section that you would like a normal version of, I can usually breed it normally.

Sigilyph with Stored Power, Roost, and Psycho Shift
Larvesta with Morning Sun
Eevee with Wish (no DW yet)
Dratini with Extremespeed
Scraggy with Dragon Dance, Drain Punch, Ice Punch
Totodile with Dragon Dance and Ice Punch
Ferroseed with Leach Seed and Stealth Rocks
Lillipup with Ice Fang, Thunder Fang, Fire Fang, and Pursuit
Teddiursa with Crunch, Close Combat, Facade, Protect
Smeargle, ***will Sketch moves on request depending on difficulty/workload/offer***
Eevee with Curse, Stored Power, Wish and Yawn.
Taillow with Brave Bird
Elekid with Cross Chop, Ice Punch, and ThunderPunch
Duskull with Pain Split and Memento

[kaiser soze]

TM/HM moves and Pokerus

For free I am willing to teach my trades any moves that they can learn via TM/HM. I can also provide pokerus by request, free of charge. I obtained pokerus from over the GTS back in March.

    Spoiler:- List of TMs/HMs:

Show Spoiler

 

TM01 Hone Claws
TM02 Dragon Claw
TM03 Psyshock
TM04 Calm Mind
TM05 Roar
TM06 Toxic
TM07 Hail
TM08 Bulk Up
TM09 Venoshock
TM10 Hidden Power
TM11 Sunny Day
TM12 Taunt
TM13 Ice Beam
TM14 Blizzard
TM15 Hyper Beam
TM16 Light Screen
TM17 Protect
TM18 Rain Dance
TM19 Telekinesis
TM20 Safeguard
TM21 Frustration
TM22 Solarbeam
TM24 Thunderbolt
TM25 Thunder
TM26 Earthquake
TM27 Return
TM28 Dig
TM29 Psychic
TM30 Shadow Ball
TM31 Brick Break
TM32 Double Team
TM33 Reflect
TM35 Flamethrower
TM36 Sludge Bomb
TM37 Sandstorm
TM38 Fire Blast
TM39 Rock Tomb
TM40 Aerial Ace
TM41 Torment
TM42 Facade
TM43 Flame Charge
TM44 Rest
TM46 Thief
TM49 Echoed Voice
TM54 False Swipe
TM55 Scald
TM56 Fling
TM57 Charge Beam
TM58 Sky Drop
TM61 Will-O-Wisp
TM62 Acrobatics
TM63 Embargo
TM65 Shadow Claw
TM66 Payback
TM67 Retaliate
TM68 Giga Impact
TM69 Rock Polish
TM70 Flash
TM71 Stone Edge
TM72 Volt Switch
TM73 Thunder Wave
TM74 Gyro Ball
TM75 Swords Dance
TM76 Struggle Bug
TM78 Bulldoze
TM79 Frost Breath
TM80 Rock Slide
TM81 X-Scissor
TM82 Dragon Tail
TM83 Work Up
TM84 Poison Jab
TM85 Dream Eater
TM86 Grass Knot
TM89 U-turn
TM90 Substitute
TM91 Flash Cannon
TM92 Trick Room
TM93 Wild Charge
HM01 Cut
HM02 Fly
HM03 Surf
HM04 Strength
HM05 Waterfall
HM06 Dive
 

RNG projects

Depending on how busy I am, I may be willing to undertake an RNG breeding project for a price. However, be ready to make an excellent offer up front (like something off of my want list). Small deviations from what I have already listed (like an adamant Scraggy) do not count; I'm talking about something unrelated to anything already listed, including a new species. Since I will not be able to accommodate each and every request, I will usually prioritize them by the offer. Do realize that all breeding projects will be given at lv. 1 and UT. Note that I will not be accepting requests for just a shiny (or something like that); it must be a full-scale project. Also do not request legendaries because I already caught all of mine. Since as of now I only know how to RNG in BW, I cannot accept projects involving 4th gen move tutor/TM moves that are not 5th gen egg moves. The pokemon must also be breedable.

When requesting a project, you must specify:

[B]Pokemon[/B]:
[B]Desired gender, nature, ability[/B]:
[B]Shiny or not?[/B]:
[B]Desired minimum IVs* [/B]: x/x/x/x/x/x 
[B]Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves)[/B]:
[B]Hidden power (if applicable)[/B]:

*(fill in the IVs, x stands for anything)
Failure to copy and paste the form can be grounds for denial of the project.

Remember, be specific and make a good offer. Also I can only do a few at a time.
Check the OP to see how many requests I have, limit one per customer.

Dex completion assistance

Need help finishing your pokedex? I can help you with that. If you just need something random bred, like say a zangoose, and do not care about its nature/ability/IVs/shiny/etc., I can just breed one for you. Here are the details:
- You can request pokemon in groups of 6
- I will send you the basic pokemon in a specific line. Evolving it is your responsibility
- My usual fee for each pokemon is an item, either one you get from the Battle Subway, an evolutionary item, a master ball, or a plate/gem I’m missing. Bulk deals can be made.
- Certain pokemon may only be available for tradeback (I trade it to you so you get the pokedex entry, and you immediately trade it back). These are mostly event pokemon (looking at you Arceus) and hard-to-evolve ones.

Tradebacks:

o To be eligible to participate in my tradeback program, you must be on my Very Important Customers list
o You must provide some sort of collateral (a legendary, shiny, high-level, etc.). Something important to you. This is because:
- You might be dishonest and DC right after you get it.
- More likely crap happens and for some reason we were disconnected. Now we both have an incentive to finish the tradeback.

Evolution trades

I am willing to help you evolve your Pokémon that require trading to evolve. All I ask is that you provide the necessary item (unless you’re trading for it of course). However you must already be on my Very Important Customer list (AKA you have already done business with my shop before).

Pokeshifting

If you only have 1 DS, I can help you with pokeshifting too. Trade to my Platinum, give me some time, and then I'll trade them back on my Black. You must also be on my trade list already, can only do 6 pokemon at once, and give me something worthwhile (let me keep one, trade me a few items in Black).

Thanks to Aroma Flora for approving! I now permit posting!

[Khybon]

- Pokemon Shellder
- Desired gender, nature, ability, Male Adamant Skill Link
- Shiny or not Yes
- Desired minimum IVs. At least 25 In both defenses flawless in anything
- Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves) I dont know the Moves Are Rock Blast Iceicle Spear Razor Shell SHell Smash
- Hidden power (if applicable) None

CMT for Price bro

[FILIP22]

Clones (mostly from the flawless and legendaries section) will have premiere ribbons.

Just to warn you you're not allowed to trade cloned Pokemon that have that ribbon since this site claims it is a hacked Pokemon, as some other websites do.


Do you do Fishing Spot RNG?

[Rayce]

Im interested in your shiny modest tynamo and shiny flawless litwick on your black version (derp). Im only interested in the originals without the ribbons (i can send clones W/o the ribbon back) as this website considers them hacks . Check my shop .

[kaiser soze]

Very well I won't offer premiere ribbon clones. Keep in mind the shop is technically under construction

I don't fishing spot RNG, but it's pretty easy to breed them with experience.

[Biosci]

CMT in my thread for this.

#639 l Terrakion l Genderless l Lv. 42 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Justified l Captured l 5/1/2011 l Trial Chamber l Ultra Ball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: Not sure, need to check l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Helping Hand l Retaliate l Rock Slide l Sacred Sword
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable

[bob517]

- Pokemon Growlithe
- Desired gender, nature, ability,best one
- Shiny or notShiny
- Desired minimum IVs.Maximum ivs
- Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves)Nothin
- Hidden power (if applicable)Nothing

Pm me If you can RNG this

[Pengyzu]

Pokemon: Gastly
Shiny or not: Shiny
Desired minimum IVs: Flawless (31/31/31/31/31/31)
Non-level-up moves: Disable
Hidden power: Dark 70

I will offer you all of the female dw pokemon you have in the want list

[Fizzay]

Hey Kai GL with the shop.
CMT For this


#592 l Frillish l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Calm l Cursed Body l Hatched l 7/15/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Bubble l Waster Sport
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable. Willing to breed for other variations of Frillish.

[kaiser soze]

OK time to go through the offers:

CMT in my thread for this.

#639 l Terrakion l Genderless l Lv. 42 l OT: OBAMA l ID #: 26696
Jolly l Justified l Captured l 5/1/2011 l Trial Chamber l Ultra Ball
IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31 l HP: Not sure, need to check l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Helping Hand l Retaliate l Rock Slide l Sacred Sword
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable

To be frank I don't see anything in your shop valuable enough for a flawless legendary. I'm only trading them for other flawless pokemon

- Pokemon Shellder
- Desired gender, nature, ability, Male Adamant Skill Link
- Shiny or not Yes
- Desired minimum IVs. At least 25 In both defenses flawless in anything
- Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves) I dont know the Moves Are Rock Blast Iceicle Spear Razor Shell SHell Smash
- Hidden power (if applicable) None

CMT for Price bro

Accepted Shellder's been an RNG target of mine for a while haha. I'll discuss it later

Im interested in your shiny modest tynamo and shiny flawless litwick on your black version (derp). Im only interested in the originals without the ribbons (i can send clones W/o the ribbon back) as this website considers them hacks . Check my shop .

Accepted I'm fine with giving you the Tynamo for keeps as well, since it is't flawless (I'm only really interested in shiny pokemon if they are flawless). We'll PM/VM for logistics etc.

- Pokemon Growlithe
- Desired gender, nature, ability,best one
- Shiny or notShiny
- Desired minimum IVs.Maximum ivs
- Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves)Nothin
- Hidden power (if applicable)Nothing
Pm me If you can RNG this

Need to be more specific about you want and what you have....

Pokemon: Gastly
Shiny or not: Shiny
Desired minimum IVs: Flawless
Non-level-up moves: Disable
Hidden power: Dark 70

I will offer you all of the female dw pokemon you have in the want list

Accepted. Adding it to my list

Hey Kai GL with the shop.
CMT For this


#592 l Frillish l Male l Lv. 1 l OT: KAISER l ID #: 07887
Calm l Cursed Body l Hatched l 7/15/2011 l Skyarrow Bridge l Pokeball
IVs: 31/31/31/31/31/31 l HP: Dark 70 l EVs: 0/0/0/0/0/0
Bubble l Waster Sport
OBTAINED: RNGed by me
NOTES: S, UT, NNable. Willing to breed for other variations of Frillish.

Accepted. I'll PM when I find something I like

[AromaFlora]

Nice thread kaiser! There's about 4 things that I'd like.
- Jolly flawless Zekrom
- Jolly flawless Victini
- Jolly flawless Cobalion
- Bold shiny flawless where it matters Larvesta

Anything you'd like from my thread? If not, I guess I can do a 4th gen RNG project.

I can get Sleep Talk on my 4th gen Bold Suicune and give that to you. Additionally, I have a flawless Jolly Jirachi with Iron Head, Ice Punch, Fire Punch, and Trick (ThunderPunch's slot but I felt Trick was better).

[FallenStar93]

Hi,

I have a female DW Vulpix and a female DW Eevee. I also have most gems, and most flawless or near flawless legendaries. Could you try to RNG this, please?

Pokemon: Poocheyena
Desired gender, nature, ability: Gender doesn't matter, Adamant, Rattled
Shiny or not? Non-shiny, please.
Desired minimum IVs: As high as possible.
Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves): Fire Fang, if possible.
Hidden power (if applicable): Doesn't matter.

I know it's a difficult request, so I also have a second request if Poocheyena is too difficult.

Pokemon: Cottonee
Desired gender, nature, ability: Gender doesn't matter, Calm, Prankster
Shiny or not? Doesn't matter
Desired minimum IVs: As high as possible
Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves): Encore, if possible
Hidden power (if applicable): Doesn't matter

[KnyfeStab]

hey i can breed all the DW female that you need up on your list. In return I want is the shiny tynamo and event rakiou

[kaiser soze]

hey i can breed all the DW female that you need up on your list. In return I want is the shiny tynamo and event rakiou

Already covered, sorry!

[TM0verlord]

Hey there, I'm interested in your flawless shiny Timid Litwick. I'll trade you a flawless Timid ALAMOS Darkrai for it.

Edit: Oops, forgot to tell you my FC since my userbar isn't working. It's 4599-0995-6858 (Pokemon White Version.)

[Ixin]

- Pokemon: Magikarp
- Desired gender, nature, ability: Male, Jolly, Rattled (Moxie-dos)
- Shiny or not?: Yeah
- Desired minimum IVs: 31/31/31/x/31/31
(fill in the IVs, x stands for anything)
- Non-level-up moves (I.e. egg, TM moves): Stone-edge (didn't get the tm yet)
- Hidden power (if applicable): nope.

I got:
31/31/31/30/31/31 Modest (F) Poliwag DW ability Egg moves: Encore-Hidden Power Ice 70
31/x/x/31/31/31-Outstanding-Timid (M) Shelmet NN:Philon (can't change) Egg Moves: Endure, Encore, Yawn, Baton Pass
31/31/31/x/31/31- Jolly (F) Venipede Egg Moves: Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Take down
31/31/31/x/31/31- Adamant (M) Torchic DW Ability (Japanese Name)

Choose one for trade, and I would like a clone (without ribbon) back