All I want for Christmas...

[E-V]

Author's Notes: Okay, I don't know if this counts as a fan-fiction since it's more like a fan-song. I'm no Weird Al or anything, but sometimes I like to make up funny lyrics to songs. And the lyrics usually have to do with Pokémon. So here is my latest creation (and the first one I've thought worth sharing on Serebii). The tune is All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey; sing along if you want to.

I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
There’s just one thing I need.
I just want a special present
Underneath the Christmas tree:
A cute pink Legendary all
Wrapped up in a Master Ball.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas is… Mew!
Yeah

I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
There’s just one thing I need.
I just want a special present
Underneath the Christmas tree.
I’m not gonna go explore
To see the season’s Sawsbuck herd.
There is something much more precious
Than a gift from Delibird:
A cute pink Legendary all
Wrapped up in a Master Ball.
Make my wish come true.
All I want for Christmas is Mew.
Mew, baby!

Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas,
I just want one Pokémon.
I don’t need a Sky Form Shaymin
Or a Shiny Umbreon.
I won’t make a list of Items
To buy at the Poké Mart.
Even the most charming Luvdisc
Isn’t gonna win my heart.
‘Cause I just want Mew here tonight
To hold onto and cuddle tight.
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is Mew.
Mew, baby…

All the Litwicks shine out so brightly everywhere,
And the sound of Pichu’s laughter fills the air
And Meloetta’s singing, I hear those Chinglings ringing.
Santa won’t you bring the Pokémon I really need?
Won’t you please bring my Mew to me?

Oh, I can’t help want Mew so badly;
It’s just in its DNA.
I don’t even want a Mewtwo
In my stocking Christmas Day.
A cute pink Legendary all
Wrapped up in a Master Ball.
Make my wish come true.
Baby, all I want for Christmas is…
MEW!
Mew, baby!
All I want for Christmas is Mew, baby! (etc.)

[AmbipomMaster]

Chingling's Bells! Chingling's Bells!
Now he's Chimecho!
Here comes Delibird riding in a 8-team Sawsbuck sleigh!

*tune of Jingle Bells