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Thread: A petition to ban pre-shredded cheese in the USA!

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    Wink A petition to ban pre-shredded cheese in the USA!

    Let's ban pre-shredded cheeses in the USA! Make America grate again!

    (Get it?! I'll be here all night! )
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    Ludicrous suggestion. Pre-shredded cheese is one of the four staples of the bachelor diet (along with bread, ramen, and vodka). Having access to staple foods is basically an unalienable right. Pre-shredded cheese is particularly important among these, as it removes the need for personal graters (seriously, I don't even own one), which can often cause bloody accidents, or, on particularly lonely nights, bloody purposes. So, no, I don't "get it".

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    This thread isn't great.

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