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    Lightbulb How would you survive a Zombie apocalypse?

    Its been a bit boring here in the forums lately so I thought, why not make something fun to discuss.

    Like the title suggests, how would YOU try to survive a Zombie apocalypse?

    Remember about basic problems like infections or resources. Its your Zombie apocalypse, you decide how it goes from beginning to end.

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    I'm alright, they don't have any brains to eat.

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    Quite frankly one cannot survive a Zombie Apocalypse. It is inevitable you will be killed. Without fail you would have to eventually get fuel (for a generator), or food to eat. So even locking yourself into a bunker would fail.

    However I have good marksman skills from my military days, so I could keep the dead at bay with that, and I have a fine collection of usable swords (including a Damascus Steel Katana) for when I'm out of bullets.

    With that I'd follow the rules from Zombieland and I'd do pretty good.

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    Go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

    Sorry, someone had to.
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    Or go to Norfolk.

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    Board the windows and doors. Grab the old shotguns and pistols and carving knives. In the mean time, we'll also be trying to piece together armor for the home vehicle so we drive off.

    Zombies do die eventually.
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    Simply put, become their ruler and take over the world.

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    I'd hijack a Walmart truck full of spaghettios and ravioli then head for fort Knox.
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    id wear a helmet and some light armour carry a sword and lock my self in a banks vault and plant some vege and fruit seeds in a makeshift garden for food id than keep litres of water in the safe and use sweat to water the plants ( i know sounds gross but who said being hunted by zombies would be fun )
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    Grab emergency beer, get boat, go to lake, spend days fishing until it goes away.

    Alternatively, what Snorunt Conversationist said.

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    Find all the poisonous gas I could find, find the biggest building possible and make the most amount of bait also possible like some brains, lure all the zombies to the building and gas them all to death. Or could just grab an m2 flamethrower and a ray gun then kill them all!!! . If it was like zombies on call of duty, I'd definetly be doing what Richtofen does and find the best guns and make hilarious comments. Just make something renewable and from a renewable energy source like using the sun and a magnifying glass to burn wood or things to make molotovs and burn them all to another death. But these zombies would have to be nazi zombies, have an evil nazi and an angry american in your ear and jfk and fidel castro in front of you back to back shooting them all (Seriously, what is the point of zombies if they are not like they are on call of duty and are nazis? So much more fun).
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    Ummm... zombies don't breath.

    So true!

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    Who says I want to survive the apocalypse? Zombies are cool. Being one is cooler.

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    Fly to Hawaii, go to Easter Island from there, and stay there until it ends.
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    Prisons and inner-city schools work well as fortresses against zombie onslaughts. Once the grid fails you'll need to hook up a man-powered apparatus to the generator, and also use the seeds to make a garden. Ideally there would be a large group of people, who could use the Prison library to each become a makeshift expert in a certain area such as gardening, engineering, medicine, then hold classes to instruct others in case they are killed in battle. There are a lot of other options too
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    Well based on zombieland i would survive because:

    - I have excellent cardio(I run cross country)
    - I wouldn't care about others should the situation arise(not 'being a hero')
    - And finally i'm likely to be very paranoid around zombies, ensuring i give them the 'double tap', so i don't get nasty surprises. Honestly i'm this way with spiders, so zombies are gonna provoke a whole lot of paranoia from me lol.

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    Well considering I'm physically weak, lack necessary speed and stamina and I own no weapons - I don't think I would survive. I reckon I'd probably just stay in my house, take 'safety' precautions and try and wait it out.

    Alternatively, I would love to be immune to the virus like in Left 4 Dead. That way I could rampage around doing whatever I wanted. That'd be fun.
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    I wouldn't.

    And although I hate the idea of it happening, I would have to laugh as I surround myself by all of the fools who think it would be just like in their silly video games and think it would be so cool if zombies were real. They'd be the first to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snorunt conservationist View Post
    Go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.
    This.

    I'm pretty paranoid and overly careful already which could come in handy, but I have no physical strength whatsoever so I don't see myself surviving for very long. Joining the zombie ranks might not be that bad anyway.

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    @Envy lol how morbid. I have the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks but who knows what actual zombies would be like. You'd just have to be as careful as possible.
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    I'd go to the nearest GameStop and steal Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, play through them both, and do whatever they did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jameson1 View Post
    @Envy lol how morbid. I have the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks but who knows what actual zombies would be like. You'd just have to be as careful as possible.
    If you ask me, it's the people who think that a zombie apocalypse would be cool that are the ones that are incredibly morbid.

    I'm just really tired of the zombie fad, sorry.
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    Find an Island. There's plenty of smaller ones near England.

    Alternatively I'd just hide with my friends.They've probably actually planned for such a thing, and hopefully they know someone with a firearm.
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    Lock the door.

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