Its fictional, they're attention *****s.
oh it's a love/hate romance. 'cause i could watch her dance, if i've got my boots.
credit to Ruby Moon
I have rewritten the plot for my movie, and I have fired the old writer and have decided to take matters into my own hands.
here is the new and improved poster:
Plot summary for #SPP-MISC- Korusan Cifala (Rob Schneider) is an aspiring big-time video game developer. As he attempts to pull the strings of a business deal that will 'change his life forever', what follows gives an entirely new meaning to those words. In a sudden twist of events, Cifala's business partner, Matt Drat (Steve Carell), is assassinated in Vegas on a hotel rooftop, and Cifala is framed for the murder. After spending some time in prison with unreasonably high bail, he develops a growing bond with his cellmate, Josh Yeah (Simon Cowell). Josh acts as Cifala's bodyguard, protecting him through thick and thin. Meanwhile, Cifala's dreams begin to crumble as his video game company begins to rapidly lose supporters, due to his incarceration. Cifala is notified one morning that someone has paid his bail. Hot-shot lawyer slash video game tycoon Fatal Fatal (Ashton Kutcher) sees Cifala's potential in the game industry and offers to defend him in court. Cifala accepts, but not without his questions and the request of also having Josh released from prison. In an epic and pulse-pounding investigation, Josh and Cifala begin to unravel the clues behind Matt Drat's mysterious assassination. And just as it's too late to turn back, they find themselves in the thick mist of a worldwide terror plot organized by the sinister Cruxis (Omar Bin Laden). With his unrivaled IP changing abilities and his extremely muscular physique, the mastermind Cruxis proves to be a tough challenge. Josh and Cifala enlist new recruits to help them take down the mastermind Cruxis and his henchmen. Explosions, tears, and bromance ensue as all the people of Las Vegas are exposed to a water supply infected with Cruxis' Roid Rage Venom. Battling through Casinos, brothels and dark streets, Josh and Cifala fight to save the world, save Cifala's company, and make it home in time to play Smash Bros.
Ellie (Jamie Lynn Spears) as drunk pole dancer in Vegas #1
Kreis (Kelly Clarkson) as drunk pole dancer in Vegas #2
other members of #SPP-Misc as various background characters.
Yeah, if you don't go to #SPP-Misc (the irc chat) you are not in this movie.
Last edited by Fatal; 9th October 2012 at 2:46 AM.
Is SGG still a masturbating lunatic?
Huh, so I'm a background character, eh? What exactly do background characters do?
*goes by the name Xepher on #SPP-Misc but hasn't been in there for a while*
so i'm at the pokemon league. my team is blastoise, leavanny, lucario, flygon, arcanine, and drapion
to quote the wise egyptian prince Cruxis, the Pokemon League should "pepper their angus"
So you traded in the REALLY good water starter? Besides, the ingame is always pretty easy. Mostly.
Meanwhile, I'm in Mistralton, after getting lost in Chargestone Cave (probably because I barely really explored it before). Okay, only slightly lost, I basically just took most of the loop back to the start.