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    Quote Originally Posted by noobers View Post
    Don't be dumb. Metroid is a robot.
    yo, halo is a better character than metroid

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Madden View Post
    I prefer Metroid, myself; there's something to be said about a man who has a gun attached to his suit instead of holding it.
    A for effort, but no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noobers View Post
    Don't be dumb. Metroid is a robot.
    Metroid is a woman.

    I mean, come on.

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    Umm, my uncle works for Nintendo so I'm pretty sure it's a robot
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    Metroid is a woman.

    I mean, come on.
    Oh, you and I both know that's bull. I mean, what game developer would make a female lead character? Most gamers are male, so they can't connect with a female lead character!

    This would be way less sad if someone in the games industry hadn't legitimately said that.
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    I enjoy the above colour coordination.

    Alas, I am currently far too lazy to even attempt to create a signature that extends beyond the bounds of crude text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    I enjoy the above colour coordination.
    I wish I were competent enough to do it on purpose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Admiral View Post
    Oh, you and I both know that's bull. I mean, what game developer would make a female lead character? Most gamers are male, so they can't connect with a female lead character!

    This would be way less sad if someone in the games industry hadn't legitimately said that.
    They can connect when she reveals her body, how much depending on how quickly you finish the game

    (someone is likely to have legitimately said this as well)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rezzo View Post
    They can connect when she reveals her body, how much depending on how quickly you finish the game

    (someone is likely to have legitimately said this as well)


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    I find the "women's hit boxes would be different" one particularly hilarious, because it's not as though shoddy, unrealistic, etc. hit detection ever stops game devs anyway. Without even considering that there's a genre based on intentionally bad hit detection where at least one entry has an all-female cast, because that's kind of outside the realm of these things.
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    "Skirt physics is too hard"?

    Not only does that not sound like an excuse, it sounds like what the same guys will say in 100 years when complaining about how the gender proportions among academic disciplines lean to the other extreme.



    Edit: In similarly weird-sounding phrase news, I came across a web article in Google results with the title "Massive Database of Squirrels Eating Pizza Uncovered."

    That darn NSA doesn't know when to stop, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kreis View Post
    Umm, my uncle works for Nintendo so I'm pretty sure it's a robot
    oh yeah? well my dad is PRESIDENT of nintendo. take that

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    my dad is king of nintedno he fired the president so suck that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sling View Post
    my dad is king of nintedno he fired the president so suck that
    Well, I am Nintendo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    I enjoy the above colour coordination.
    It's spelled color. Geez people these days need to learn English. American English. In America.
    Too uncreative to make a new sig...

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    I'm the emperor of pokemon

    how come this thread doesn't have a weird title? where is kirby?


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    I'm so excited.

    http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/885/0aub.jpg

    Anyone else managed to break the day1 yet? I'd love to hear if anyone else did


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    Well... it's not just "my" store really. A lot of shops from different chains around my country already started to sell them yesterday. Mine was actually one of the last ones to get the copies...


        Spoiler:- Credits:

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    I totally forgot my allergies were a disaster in the fall. Shit why is this my favorite season again?
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    i ordered mine online from target. it shipped yesterday and it went all the way from MO to california today, now it's in a city about 200 miles away from me.. so maybe i will get lucky and it will come early

    it's currently estimated for monday but that seems a little ridiculous that it would take 4 days to travel within one state but it travelled halfway across the country in 1 day

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    oh my god, if you get it early too I'm ragequitting. >:(
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    nooooo if you quit i have to find a new misc mod and a new smod.. and theres nothing i dread more than having to find new staff

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    I nominate big nutter to take my misc mod spot.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

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