While we're sharing stories of cosmic losers who get off to the tiny amount of power they are given, a couple years back, my mom and I were driving home. I've probably mentioned this before, but I live in a small town in Illinois now, in a subdivision in the middle of corn country. We're in a shitty, beat-up old van.
This cop pulls us over and cites us for not having used our turn signal. We clearly did. He was probably just pulling us over because we ~*looked suspicious*~, being in a crappy vehicle and all. There was no way for us to actually prove that we used our turn signal.