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    This is my first post here. *Looks at previous posts*

    Umm, OK....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Caster View Post
    This is my first post here. *Looks at previous posts*

    Umm, OK....
    How many people have you killed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Un0va View Post
    Jellyfish are the worst creatures ever. I got stung by one and my leg puffed up for the rest of the day.
    I once jumped into the sea from a rock, landed straight on a lion's mane jellyfish. I had stings running halfway up my leg and it felt like I had poured acid on it. I swam back to shore like some sort of mutated dolphin with one leg kicking and the other dangling awkwardly, limped up to grab my spade. I saw the jellyfish and went Jeff the Killer with my spade and hacked it into about 25 pieces which I then left to rot. Hey, we're on the topic of killing people, and I love brutal revenge just as much as the next inmate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Dragon View Post
    maybe i have shitty taste buds but i can't tell the difference between most wines.
    Your taste buds are approximately as sensitive as some of the wine world's professionals, then. It's the folks who claim they can discern one quality and origin from another who are most likely victims of implicit self-deceit.

    Edit: Jellyfish are scary, yeah. At least sharks have teeth and eyes, so you can quickly understand if they're a thing that wants to search you out and eat you. But jellyfish are cute little squiggle-bubble things; conniving yet creative nature at its most vicious and beautiful.
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    Kinda sad I missed the Jack Daniel's discussion because I love me some whiskey.

    But to be totally honest, I was too busy drinking Jack and gettin' my dance on this weekend to check sppf.

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    I feel you.

    Have you ever had Liquor and Slurpee together? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pesky Persian View Post
    Kinda sad I missed the Jack Daniel's discussion because I love me some whiskey.

    But to be totally honest, I was too busy drinking Jack and gettin' my dance on this weekend to check sppf.
    I normally don't like whiskey much, but this weekend I discovered Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey. Instant fan.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pokemon1998Ash View Post
    I feel you.

    Have you ever had Liquor and Slurpee together? :P
    I thought everyone knew that?



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    Well you be Surprised. :P

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    were you born in 1998?

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    No I was not born in 1998.
    Born in 1992. :P

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    Mildly-funny anecdote: I'm currently looking for a new apartment to move to, and one listing I found on Craigslist for a pretty cheap place is talking about being walking distance to parks, shopping, schools, etc., and all that other good stuff. Then the final line is all, "If you have a problem with Meth, do not apply."

    Quote Originally Posted by moot View Post
    a good chunk of jellyfish where i'm from can kill people
    If that's the case, I don't know why you'd even want to eat a chunk of that jellyfish. I don't care how good it is.

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    By that logic, Battlefield 3/4 should be a sport. And let's make Call of Duty a sport while we're at it. Being a professional COD player requires SO much dedication, endurance, and skill.

    Seriously, that article is a joke right? Right? O.o
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    if that article were actually true then what difference does it make? i wouldn't mind seeing more sports in the olympics. chess should have been there hundreds of years ago, though.

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    L.A. L.A. big city of dreams
    But everything in L.A. ain't always what it seems
    You might get fooled if you come from outta town
    Cos we coming from Queens it gets down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    Edit: Jellyfish are scary, yeah. At least sharks have teeth and eyes, so you can quickly understand if they're a thing that wants to search you out and eat you. But jellyfish are cute little squiggle-bubble things; conniving yet creative nature at its most vicious and beautiful.
    Jellyfish are most certainly not "cute little squiggle-bubble things" they are subconsciously the most evil creatures on the Earth, tied with midges. *shudders* In fact, they should make a spin-off of "Jaws" called "Tentacles"and make it about jellyfish, the world needs to know how malevolent those EVIL BEASTS are.

    That is all. :P
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    p4rgaming is a joke site. Almost all of their articles are complete bull.

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    P4R Gaming is a satirical news site, although it is a reference to the fact that the US government recognizes League of Legends players as pro athletes. It lets foreigners get their visas to come to the US to compete in tournaments. I wouldn't be surprised if other competitive games follow suit.

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    Jellyfish are awesome. Along with Sharks. :P

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    You and I both know that's not the worst thread these forums have had. Remember the pokephile club?

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    i don't devote enough attention to this site to actually remember things

    i'm sure if i was there i wouldve thought it was ****ing hilarious though. sounds turrible.

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    Im just so confused on why would someone make a club called Pokephile? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Dragon View Post
    i don't devote enough attention to this site to actually remember things

    i'm sure if i was there i wouldve thought it was ****ing hilarious though. sounds turrible.
    I remember one post being about some guy having a dream about having sex with his Buizel or something. My brain repressed the rest.

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    Thats Crazy.
    BTW, what were you doing in that Club? :P

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