General Chat Thread

[Crezth]

So that's the unwarranted self-importance confirmed. What's next?

It's entirely warranted. I just can't explain why because you're incapable of understanding.

[Geekachu]

I would continue responding to your pretentious, egocentric posts Crezth, but I don't take out the trash

[Valoo.]

The amount of stupidity and hypocrisy you're able to fit into one post is astounding. Bravo.

Just not sure why you can't take a joke without throwing a god damn temper-tantrum. You're very whiny.

Wait what. You're the one who threw a hissy fit becayse Geekachu said Americants. I really don't think you're in the position to say any of that.

Then he got angry and defensive and entrenched himself further in his ignorance.

Err, no. If you look back, you'll see that he made s joke, and you over reacted (as patriots do), and started whining.

It's very amusing to me that you are so far off the mark with this. It's like you're in a parallel universe where you take all the ordinary things that happen in day-to-day life and process it into whatever fits your retarded world-views

My recommendation is to start observing the world around you. But I know you aren't going to listen to this because you already know everything about the world.

Congratulations on that, by the way. Maybe now you can start being useful.

Aww. I thought you liked me

Shall we just pour stereotypes into the thread like some kind of rancid beverage just to piss him off?

Crezth, I'm assuming that you are most if not all of the following.

Fat
Annoying
Ignorant
Fat
Drive a Gas Guzzler
Fat
Have an inflated sense of self-importance
Hate foreigners
Fat
Have a **** off flag in front of your house
Carry a firearm
Have taken part in a lynching.
Fat

so on and so forth.

You forgot can't locate America on a map, and thinks Europe is a country. Also doesn't know what France is.

[Crezth]

I would continue responding to your pretentious, egocentric posts Crezth, but I don't take out the trash

That was a damn-good one-liner, too bad you'll be back because you can't resist my wiles.

[Snorunt conservationist]

One listen at least. Not necessarily more than that. I haven't listened ot their work extensively either.

Listening at the moment and some of it is pretty good. I've always had a problem judging things with one listen. I did that with "Wild, Innocent and the E Street Shuffle", didn't listen to it for the best part of a year, now it's my favourite Springsteen album. See also multiple others. I take music far too serious like.

Well, I think that much is obvious. (and so was this reply)

Though so was my reply. Which was the point, but still.

you'll be back because you can't resist my wiles.

All is revealed. Hope Geekachu likes it when people play hard to get.

[Crezth]

The amount of stupidity and hypocrisy you're able to fit into one post is astounding. Bravo.


Wait what. You're the one who threw a hissy fit becayse Geekachu said Americants. I really don't think you're in the position to say any of that.


Err, no. If you look back, you'll see that he made s joke, and you over reacted (as patriots do), and started whining.

He made a joke, I made a joke. What about this is difficult for you to understand?

So, let me get this straight. An American is a patriot if he makes a joke about England, and an Englishman is well-adjusted and politically neutral if he makes a joke about America?

It's like you have a fundamental incompatibility with logic and reason.

You forgot can't locate America on a map, and thinks Europe is a country. Also doesn't know what France is.

Oooh clever. Okay, to prove that you are truly my better in all things geopolitical, then can you explain to me how gubernatorial positions in the Guangzhou province in China contributed to a rising of tensions in the late 1830s between the Chinese government and the British merchant marine? Specifically, can you describe the object of contention?

[Korusan]

Shut up you stupid Americans the rest of the world hates you anyways.

[Crezth]

Shut up you stupid Americans the rest of the world hates you anyways.

We legally own the rest of the world. Indisputable fact.

The circlejerk in this thread is plain incredible.

[Sonikku za Hejjihoggu]

You also owe China well over a trillion dollars. I suppose that makes you guys their little *****.

[Valoo.]

I'm honestly not sure if you're trolling, or just truly are a pretentious and imbecile. I'll argue anyway; your posts are so devoid of any intelligence it's amusing.

He made a joke, I made a joke. What about this is difficult for you to understand?

Nope. He made a joke. You jumped to the defence of your ~fabulous~ country, and threw a hissy-fit.

Oooh clever. Okay, to prove that you are truly my better in all things geopolitical, then can you explain to me how gubernatorial positions in the Guangzhou province in China contributed to a rising of tensions in the late 1830s between the Chinese government and the British merchant marine? Specifically, can you describe the object of contention?

Except what I posted had to do with physical geography, specifically the world map. You're asking about geopolitics, which had nothing to do with what I posted. As a fifteen year old school boy I haven't quite reached that chapter yet :'(

Just go back to McDonalds. Breakfast ends in an hour!

[Haruka]

...Why the hell are you guys arguing about this in the chat thread, anyway? Go away. All of you.

[Snorunt conservationist]

The circlejerk in this thread is plain incredible.

Oh and this CLEARLY isn't a ploy to get an invite? Whore.

[Korusan]

Except for the fact that you owe China over a trillion dollars.

Continue being a good patriot for your third world shithole though, you're providing the rest of us here in the smarter countries plenty of entertainment.

[Crezth]

I'm honestly not sure if you're trolling, or just truly are a pretentious and imbecile. I'll argue anyway; your posts are so devoid of any intelligence it's amusing.

Devoid of intelligence, you say? However do you know? You seem to have very little experience with this "intelligence" thing.

Nope. He made a joke. You jumped to the defence of your ~fabulous~ country, and threw a hissy-fit.

He made a joke and then I made a joke. You can read the thread and see that this is the case. You *can* read, right? Or are you just missing the reading comprehension bit?

Also, outline exactly where I made a hissy fit and he didn't. Go. Do it. Or resume your circlejerk and ignore it because you're a gigantic vagina.

Except what I posted had to do with physical geography, specifically the world map. You're asking about geopolitics, which had nothing to do with what I posted. As a fifteen year old school boy I haven't quite reached that chapter yet :'(

You're 15-years old? That explains a lot. I guess we're done here.

And knowledge of physical geography is worthless without understanding what it means and what implications it has.

Oh and this CLEARLY isn't a ploy to get an invite? Whore.

Expressing disgust at the circlejerk? What part of that says "invite me please" to you?

Besides, I thought I told you to go away. Shoo.

Except for the fact that you owe China over a trillion dollars.

Continue being a good patriot for your third world shithole though, you're providing the rest of us here in the smarter countries plenty of entertainment.

The USA is literally not a third-world country. Literally. Not. Go look up "third world" and you might learn why.

Or ignore this post and go watch more stupid Doctor Who starring the hack David Tennant or whatever other third-rate British twat they've dug out of the ground to replace him.

[Roronoa Zoro]

You don't have to be so rude, Crezth.

[Snorunt conservationist]

Expressing disgust at the circlejerk? What part of that says "invite me please" to you?

Besides, I thought I told you to go away. Shoo.

Like your shameless flirting with Geekachu, we can all see your attempts at reverse psychology.

"Oh god you guys are just vile with your circlejerking, it's just disgusting." Methinks the boy doth protest too much. I just checked your profile too, and it says your favourite pokemon is Starmie, and we all know what that means you cheeky minx.

You are a shameless hussy. N e way I tire of this.

[Korusan]

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Hahaha it's no wonder everyone hates you stupid Americans.

Go die from a lack of health care or because of those damn Musselmen taking your jobs or something.

[Moneyy]

Continue being a good patriot for your third world shithole.

You're joking, right?

[Crezth]

Like your shameless flirting with Geekachu, we can all see your attempts at reverse psychology.

"Oh god you guys are just vile with your circlejerking, it's just disgusting." Methinks the boy doth protest too much. I just checked your profile too, and it says your favourite pokemon is Starmie, and we all know what that means you cheeky minx.

You are a shameless hussy. N e way I tire of this.

GODDAMNIT YOU CAUGHT ME

*grabs pants and leaps out the window*

[Valoo.]

He made a joke and then I made a joke. You can read the thread and see that this is the case. You *can* read, right? Or are you just missing the reading comprehension bit?

YOU GOT ME. I'm on an internet forum, but alas, I can't read. Shame.

Also, outline exactly where I made a hissy fit and he didn't. Go. Do it. Or resume your circlejerk and ignore it because you're a gigantic vagina.

Quotes at the bottom of this. My you do take the internet seriously. Makes me wonder how you react in real life.

And knowledge of physical geography is worthless without understanding what it means and what implications it has.

Ah yes, but my jab was at the lack of knowledge Americans have of the world map. Bringing geopolitical geography into tjis has nothing to do with it.

"Americant?" Is that a phrase that could be used in a sentence like "American't do anything except save Britain in wartime because the British can't win wars unless they're fought against third-worlders and indigenous people of lands they indiscriminately conquer and whose populations they then enslave?"

You must be confused, because I need to use a magnifying glass to identify Britain's relevance on the world stage. Could it be projection?

Just pointing out that you seem to have a tenuous grasp of history. You realize that the pro-gun culture prevalent in America is a direct product of British colonial policy? That there'd be no love-affair with guns in this country if it weren't for the tyranny that was commonplace in the British Empire?

It's not even like you guys learned your lesson after that, you just moved on to go enslave some brown people instead. You guys were so sycophantic and self-centered that you couldn't even keep a handle on a ragged bunch of expatriates, so you went off to imperialize the entire rest of the world. And then when you guys had to fight wars with other countries that also had guns, you needed help.

Just sayin', don't throw bricks if you live in a huge glass house forged from the blood of diamond-mining African slave children.

e: I also like how it's facetious when you make a comment about Americans, but the moment someone takes a jab back at you it becomes furious nationalism. I'm curious, how come your rampant cognitive dissonance doesn't keep you up at night?

Please, keep posring. Your egocentric and patriotic posts make for great reading. I honestly have no idea how one person can be so stupid. I mean, I knew Americans weren't the brightest, but you're just mind-boggling.