<PeskyPersian> The marsupial mole looks like he crashed out after a night of crazy partying.
<ArmorA> my spirit animal
<PeskyPersian> He'd be my spirit animal if he was holding an empty bottle of Jack and throwing up in the toilet.
I can confirm that both soda and alcohol taste bad. Goooooooo chocolate milk
I either sip blackberry wine or tequila with Sprite. I'm not brave enough to drink a whole glass yet.
Not that I'm really one to judge at this point, but most of my friends who are hardcore Kpop nuts agree that that song did more harm than good and that there are better songs by that artist and in that area of "humorous."
So, Geek Squad gave me great customer service and showed me how to fix my computer all by myself for free.
WHO ARE THEY AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE REAL GEEK SQUAD?
And I will agree that chocolate milk is badass. I drink it all the time, especially since I'm trying to cut back on soda.
If I drink spirits, I tend to lean towards vodka if I'm mixing and whiskey if I'm going straight. Vodka lemonade does the trick.
When I do drink though (which I can once again now, hooray), I tend to lean towards beer. Or Guinness. Cos everyone loves Guinness, yes. YES?????!?!?!?!?!
Or they're robbing banks.
Either way, it's not through sales.
I keep ordering Martinis because they sound so delicious (got one for my bad at Olive Garden that was ROASTED MARSHMALLOW GOODNESS) and all I tasted was Khalua and vodka.. it was horrible. I added so much milk and barely drank any. Scratch that, I think it was actually the Bailey's and I don't think there was vodka in it.
Stop using Smirnoff because that's the grossest kind. That I've had anyway.
Also HEPPY NEW YURR
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Now that I think about it, I've never had just straight up Guinness. But Irish Car Bombs are good.When I do drink though (which I can once again now, hooray), I tend to lean towards beer. Or Guinness. Cos everyone loves Guinness, yes. YES?????!?!?!?!?!
Martinis are the best classic cocktail (vodka in particular). If you disagree, you either don't actually like cocktails or you prefer whiskey bases, either of which is all right, but be honest.
Unless it was a generic vodka-based coffee-liquer drink they just poured into a martini glass and called a martini, because that seems to be something that's caught on recently. But it has nothing in common with the real drink except a vodka base (sometimes) and the glass.
A martini is gin or vodka with a dash of vermouth and olive garnish. A dirty martini includes a small amount of olive juice. How "dry" it is refers to the amount of vermouth, the less the dryer. You can add other garnishes, some of which have their own canonized names.
Also, they taste great.
It's not great but whaaaaaat even you have never had terrible vodka god bless you.Stop using Smirnoff because that's the grossest kind. That I've had anyway.
Try a sunrise if you want an impossible-to-screw-up tequila drink that isn't a margarita, by the way, even though it isn't really about the tequila at all.
Last edited by Cipher; 2nd January 2013 at 2:14 AM.