General Chat Thread

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 5:09 AM

Originally Posted by Street Comedy

I finally know who Maria is.

You see, after years of being rejected by Ellie in high school Kreis becamew very lonely. In the senior year of high school, a new girl named Maria was in Kreis's class. She had a crush on Kreis but was too shy to admit it.

One day, Kreis asked Maria why she constantly followed him, Maria then burst into tears and yelled "I love you Kreis!" Kreis admitted he found Maria kind of pretty and they hugged.

They did all sorts of sappy high school things together such as going to the movies, eating at the local Burger King, dancing at the prom, all that jazz.

One day, Maria was absent from class. Kreis heard she had been run over by a truck and rushed down to the hospital.

He was too late, Maria was dead.

Kreis's last words to her before he left the hospital were: "you were very smart, Maria, very smart."

Wait. She died, so she was smart for getting Ran over?

I don't get it.

**Street Comedy** · 19th January 2013, 5:10 AM

Originally Posted by Autis-misc

Wait. She died, so she was smart for getting Ran over?

I don't get it.

Kreis was being sarcastic, Maria was pretty dumb.

But that didn't stand between their love! <3

**Ellie** · 19th January 2013, 5:11 AM

..................what

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 5:12 AM

Originally Posted by Street Comedy

Kreis was being sarcastic, Maria was pretty dumb.

But that didn't stand between their love! <3

Originally Posted by Ellie

..................what

Well, if Ellie denies it then it must be false.

On another note, I'm still alive and I beat portal.

**Dragontail** · 19th January 2013, 5:18 AM

Originally Posted by Street Comedy

Kreis was being sarcastic, Maria was pretty dumb.

But that didn't stand between their love! <3

Aww... poor Maria...

**dinosaurus** · 19th January 2013, 5:20 AM

Time for Portal 2, Autis-misc.

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 5:24 AM

Originally Posted by dinosaurus

Time for Portal 2, Autis-misc.

Next time I go to work, which there is a gamestop 5 minutes away, that is the first thing I'm doing. Buy Portal 2, give the rest of the gift card towards Pokemon Y.

**Kreis** · 19th January 2013, 5:34 AM

You guys are hella dumb.

Where is Spookz, I think she'd understand.

**Phoopes** · 19th January 2013, 5:34 AM

Originally Posted by Ellie

..................what

You just had fan fiction written about you. Guess that means you're famous now.

Also, psh. Kreis x Maria is so *meta. (I'm really trying to sound like a shipper here but I have no clue.)

**Street Comedy** · 19th January 2013, 5:37 AM

Originally Posted by Ellie

..................what

Look Ellie, I know you're jealous but you need to realize you turned down Kreis so many times so now he doesn't want you anymore.

**Pesky Persian** · 19th January 2013, 5:38 AM

Street Comedy's story was pretty dumb. Everyone knows Kreis likes the D.

**Phoopes** · 19th January 2013, 5:39 AM

"If (s)he writes fan fiction about you, (s)he wants the D."

**dinosaurus** · 19th January 2013, 5:40 AM

Originally Posted by Autis-misc

Next time I go to work, which there is a gamestop 5 minutes away, that is the first thing I'm doing. Buy Portal 2, give the rest of the gift card towards Pokemon Y.

Excellent. If you don't fall in love with Wheatley, you're a monster.

Are you pre-ordering?
Can you pre-order DS games? I'd imagine you can.

**Kreis** · 19th January 2013, 5:41 AM

Originally Posted by Pesky Persian

Street Comedy's story was pretty dumb. Everyone knows Kreis likes the D.

It's true. I love the distance formula.

**Darato** · 19th January 2013, 5:41 AM

Who needs drugs and liquor to skill brain cells when we have sppf chat.

Reading a few pages of this easily does it.

L.F.D.

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 5:42 AM

Originally Posted by dinosaurus

Excellent. If you don't fall in love with Wheatley, you're a monster.

Are you pre-ordering?
Can you pre-order DS games? I'd imagine you can.

1. K. 2. Yes. 3. Yes, but XY are 3DS games.

**Spookz** · 19th January 2013, 5:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kreis

You guys are hella dumb.

Where is Spookz, I think she'd understand.

Sorry. I was out drinking with my parents.

That's what cool kids do, right?

**jonman721** · 19th January 2013, 5:45 AM

Hows my favorite pit of dispair tonight?

**Street Comedy** · 19th January 2013, 5:48 AM

Portal 2's a good game, not my favorite Valve game though. That title belongs to TF2.

**Pesky Persian** · 19th January 2013, 5:48 AM

Originally Posted by Spookz

Sorry. I was out drinking with my parents.

That's what cool kids do, right?

So was I. We're obviously the coolest kids in this thread.

Except I have to get up for work at 5:30 so fingers crossed that I won't still be drunk (thank God I don't get hangovers). Maybe I'll get lucky and get low census so I can still get paid and not have to go.

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 5:53 AM

Originally Posted by Street Comedy

Portal 2's a good game, not my favorite Valve game though. That title belongs to TF2.

I Personally dislike most FPS games (Thanks to piece of sh*t games like the call of duty franchise), but TF2 is probably the best FPS game I've played.

Before you hate, I haven't played a single borderlands game.

**Street Comedy** · 19th January 2013, 5:58 AM

Originally Posted by Autis-misc

I Personally dislike most FPS games (Thanks to piece of sh*t games like the call of duty franchise), but TF2 is probably the best FPS game I've played.

Before you hate, I haven't played a single borderlands game.

Sweet, a fellow TF2 player! What's your favorite class, hat, weapon, and map?

Oh, and I haven't played Borderlands either, it looks awesome though!

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 6:06 AM

Originally Posted by Street Comedy

Sweet, a fellow TF2 player! What's your favorite class, hat, weapon, and map?

Oh, and I haven't played Borderlands either, it looks awesome though!

I've only played two maps since I was busy with portal most of the time, so I know little to nothing about it.

**dinosaurus** · 19th January 2013, 6:11 AM

Originally Posted by Autis-misc

1. K. 2. Yes. 3. Yes, but XY are 3DS games.

That's what I meant.
~~Same dif.~~
Ew, that's what I used to say when I was like 12.

TF2 is an awesome game but I haven't played enough of it. I always liked being the big demo guy.

**Autis-misc** · 19th January 2013, 6:15 AM

Originally Posted by dinosaurus

TF2 is an awesome game but I haven't played enough of it. I always liked being the big demo guy.

yeah, same.

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