We talked about her the other week. For months her diagnosis has fluctuated from one thing to another, cancer to fungal growth to infection.
Last week she had an operation and everything had been cleared out/swelling had gone down. Vet phoned us today to say that she has a form of cancer that's rare in humans, almost unheard of in cats, that's unresponsive to chemo/radiotherapy.
^ Genuinely ignoring the fact that it's a joke about a cancer-ridden cat, you really aren't very funny. I get the reference too.