General Chat Thread

[Swampy]

That reminds me of something my brother and dad did.

My nephew had broken his leg and was upset he wasn't able to play football. So my dad dressed up as woody, said "It's goofy time, son", and my brother ordered pizza to glued the Pizza planet logo on the box.

So, all my nephew saw was woody walk in holding a Pizza Planet box.

His face was a picture.

- Cool story bro.

[Pansy :]]

I had 3 hours of study hall today... Thank god I had my iPod with me.

[Cruxis]

- Cool story bro.

i missed u brah

[Totodile is BEAST]

Why am I suddenly addicted to twix.

[Jb]

Lets talk about something that matters plz.

Like corn.

[K1LL3RxP0P7aRt]

Lets talk about something that matters plz.

Like corn.

Corns always intresting.

[EternalSword7]

Lets talk about something that matters plz.

Like corn.

Corn. One of the only things that won't die if you eat it.

[GrizzlyB]

Corns always intresting.

Corn is a plant.

Plants are not interesting.

Therefore, corn is not interesting.

[Phoopes]

If thats true, then Im second.

- Cool story bro.

10chars...

[pirate555]

Corn is a plant.

Plants are not interesting.

Therefore, corn is not interesting.

Sensitive plants (mimosa) are interesting. I poke them continuously and watch their leaves curl up. My life is a riot.

In other news, I don't think I'll ever get a good night's sleep ever again. And it has nothing to do with an obsession over mimosas.

[Moltanic]

An obsession over ivy then?

[pirate555]

Aye. I curl up under blankets made of ivy. Funny, I seem to keep getting a strange rash everywhere

[dewhinifier]

Corn...the staple part of the american diet. Most stuff has at least one ingredient that relates to corn...our favorite here is high fructose corn syrup.

Mmmm...buttered corn...

[Jb]

Do yall want your cornbread?

[Zenotwapal]

most of my time isn't even on this sub-forum, actually

Goddamnit SS is right.

Oh, and Corn is delicious thrown on a grill still in its husk.... seasoned with spices and butter afterwards.

[bel9]

Corn is a plant.

Plants are not interesting.

Therefore, corn is not interesting.

please explain that to Nebraska

In other news, my roommate had a girl over tonight and she made all eight of us dinner. We realized if each of us got a girl to make dinner for the group on a monthly basis, we could get eight free meals a month (+leftovers). Not to mention we can also ask more than one girl per dude...

[Phoopes]

I haven't tasted a bad recipe for corn yet. My favorite though would have to be grilled corn on the cob slathered in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Yum.

[Moltanic]

I don't really mind corn so long as we aren't talking about god-awful nu metal.

[Pesky Persian]

Lets talk about something that matters plz.

Like corn.

I had to write a paper on corn my freshman year of college. I think I'm all out of desire to talk about corn. Not that I had any desire to talk about it in the first place.

[Swordsman of Kairnestar]

I like nu metal.

Also, I am new to the General Chat. Call me Kairne.

I enjoy corn with lime, myself

[Profesco]

I had to write a paper on corn my freshman year of college.

That's an unusual topic. What exactly did you have to say about it?

Anyway, even ten years ago Robin Williams was too old to bleach his hair. I wonder what he was thinking.

[Phoopes]

@Kairne: Welcome to the General Chat Thread- Where trolls abound, alcoholic beverages are consumed, and the permanent topic of conversation is "nothing."

On "topic:" Once for standardized state testing, I had to read an article about the history of the Philly Cheesesteak, then write a 5 paragraph essay on it explaining "its importance in the world today." W.T.F.

[Pesky Persian]

That's an unusual topic. What exactly did you have to say about it?

It was for an English class, where the whole semester we focused on a book called The Omnivore's Dilemma by Michael Pollan. I'd tell you if it was a good book or not, but I only read the first chapter. A good portion of the beginning of the book talks about corn. How it's produced, how farmers are screwed over by corporations, how it's in pretty much everything, etc. Basically, the paper was about "Quantity vs. Quality." There's a lot of corn being grown, mostly for feedlots, making it pretty much worthless. Farmers have to grow more corn with genetically modified organism, etc. As someone who has lived around corn and small-scale farmers her whole life, it was exceedingly boring. I did get to write a research paper about the use of hormones and antibiotics in the livestock industry later in the semester, which was much more interesting to me. I actually kind of had fun with that one even though I stayed up until 5:30am writing the first draft.

[Pansy :]]

Its snowing
I'm seriously so ****ing excited! Although if it gets too bad I won't be able to take my brother shopping tomorrow
But either way!!!! Snow!

[Spookz]

I've been lucky in that most of the papers I've written have all been about topics I really enjoyed since we choose.. which usually ended up in me being a massive theatre nerd, or pushing other people's buttons. Sophomore year of high school, my big research paper was done on LeVeyan Satanism.. my teacher was not too thrilled. Pretty sure she docked me a ton of points only because she was appalled.