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    do any of your parents also believe in those chain emails that say people are drugging women at super markets with 'perfume samples' and all those other pos rumors?

    that and combined with taking Lifetime seriously i have a very overly superstitious mom.

    i wish she still watched telenovelas like a typical Spanish mom
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    Thankfully, my parents are not idiots.

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    my mom is a gullible immigrant is all

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    funny story today.

        Spoiler:- its that hilarious:

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    My mom rarely laughs. Seinfeld, All in the Family, and countless sitcoms have tried and failed. The only things that she has EVER laughed at are corny jokes on American Idol from and The Hangover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenotwapal View Post
    what the f**k did i smoke.
    The fat chick's pubic hair.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Crickee View Post
    my mom is a gullible immigrant is all
    How many other immigrant stereotypes does she fit into?
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    lmao the first time i got high i started crying because my friends were passed out on a bed and not talking to me

    gotta sesh again (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenotwapal View Post
    funny story today.

        Spoiler:- its that hilarious:
    As a tip, its probably not a good idea to use a computer or phone while drunk/high.

    That sounds pretty tame honestly. I've done much worse sober, such as doing filthy things to the school statue and kicking moving cars.

    Last night I freaked the hell out and hid in a trash can. I think I am going crazy again. Fortunately I calmed down enough to hang out with a few freinds bunch of people I don't know.

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    what happened to being law abiding citizens that thought drugs were the devil

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    I don't need drugs to act like an idiot sometimes...

    IMAGINE if I ever smoked anything? God forbid!
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    Drugs aren't the devil santa claus is.

    But seriously, only some drugs are the devil. Using marijuana and some hallucinogens aren't going to completely destroy your life like heroin or crack can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParadoxWithinAParadox View Post
    what happened to being law abiding citizens that thought drugs were the devil
    Drugs can't be the devil.

    Because I am the devil.

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    IDK I was always brought up to believe anything smokable is wrong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glass Eye View Post
    As a tip, its probably not a good idea to use a computer or phone while drunk/high.

    That sounds pretty tame honestly. I've done much worse sober, such as doing filthy things to the school statue and kicking moving cars.

    Last night I freaked the hell out and hid in a trash can. I think I am going crazy again. Fortunately I calmed down enough to hang out with a few freinds bunch of people I don't know.
    Well
    Its not fun considering when i wake up and look at my computer
    "hey babe great time last night "
    And her pic is a fat chick

    i asked her what happened and turns out i showed her my genitals. And she claims we had cam sex. Which i find to be pretty believable considering the fact that i was high off my ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenotwapal View Post
    Well
    Its not fun considering when i wake up and look at my computer
    "hey babe great time last night "
    And her pic is a fat chick

    i asked her what happened and turns out i showed her my genitals. And she claims we had cam sex. Which i find to be pretty believable considering the fact that i was high off my ass
    Okay, that is pretty over the top. At least you got an interesting story out of it.

    If you haven't don't have any cool stories about stupid stuff you did, you've led a dull life.*

    *not that I am advocating doing stupid things on purpose or anything, though that can be fun too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariya Shidou View Post
    Drugs can't be the devil.

    Because I am the devil.
    FALSE

    the devil is the devil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyter09 View Post
    IMAGINE if I ever smoked anything? God forbid!
    You'd probably cry and act retarded if you ever did smoke anything.

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    Drugs not hugs.[/sarcasm].

    For any of you ten year olds wanting to take mariwana, I think you should rethink your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totodile is BEAST View Post
    Drugs not hugs.[/sarcasm].

    For any of you ten year olds wanting to take mariwana, I think you should rethink your life.
    It sounds like you are not very familiar with this area of the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totodile is BEAST View Post
    Drugs not hugs.[/sarcasm].

    For any of you ten year olds wanting to take mariwana, I think you should rethink your life.
    Let me disassemble everything that's wrong with your post.

    #1. "ten year olds" -- maybe in GPD. Here, though we may act like we've just passed the fetus level in terms of maturity, we are adults.
    #2. "mariwana" -- I feel like I should ask if you're high right now, but that's just not funny on any level, Your typo, however...
    #3. "I think you should rethink your life" -- for wanting to take marijuana? Hell no. I think I've gone over this one before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariya Shidou View Post
    #3. "I think you should rethink your life" -- for wanting to take marijuana? Hell no. I think I've gone over this one before.
    We all know you're a druggie who wants all the 12-year-olds to smoke pot with you, but don't make it too obvious.

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    http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_u...?v=mSdUUkdb2G4

    this is your life from now on zeno
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    There's still a fair amount of 10 year olds in misc.

    Marijuana, yada yada. And why would I want to do that. There's just some sick people in the world that live in dirty neighborhoods and are sometimes encouraged to take drugs - or it's just part of their every day lifestyle seeing it.

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    Yeah guys don't do drugs I mean winners don't.

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