Time to get off of Facebook I see.I'm 13 and this 18 year old ***** saying I'm her babies daddy but I'm like we only ****ed one day because I told her I like yu-gi-oh and she wanted to see my dark magician which I gave her if you know what I mean
did anyone else laugh as hard as I did, or do I just have a terrible sense of humor xD
i probably just have a bad sense of humor then lol. the upside is that im at least an easy woman to please.
wait no, don't misconstrue that sentence.
shock me like an electric eel
turn me on with your electric feel
i don't want to live through winteri can't stand to see everything ending
moot, stop flirting with me.
[23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS
pm me any reports/questions that you may have
(it may take a couple of days for me to respond, though)
Ok wtf I just opened something accidentally called Incognito window on Chrome. Nothing shows up in your history. So it's like the ultimate watching porn device.
It's absurd that a rabbit should wear glasses, don't carrots improve eyesight?
Vitamin E (which carrots are not a good source of) is actually better for overall long-term healthy vision. ;P
i used to think that if i ate enough carrots that i would get x-ray vision.