Time to get off of Facebook I see.I'm 13 and this 18 year old ***** saying I'm her babies daddy but I'm like we only ****ed one day because I told her I like yu-gi-oh and she wanted to see my dark magician which I gave her if you know what I mean
did anyone else laugh as hard as I did, or do I just have a terrible sense of humor xD
I ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴ
ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴄᴏᴏʟ
i probably just have a bad sense of humor then lol. the upside is that im at least an easy woman to please.
wait no, don't misconstrue that sentence.
shock me like an electric eel
turn me on with your electric feel
lose ourselvesalong the way
moot, stop flirting with me.
[23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS
pm me any reports/questions that you may have
(it may take a couple of days for me to respond, though)
Incognito is amazing, I use it all the time. If I want to remember this one really good
porn sitething from Stumbleupon, I'll just bookmark it.
Vitamin E (which carrots are not a good source of) is actually better for overall long-term healthy vision. ;P
i used to think that if i ate enough carrots that i would get x-ray vision.