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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    my right shoulder broke

    i cannot do even masturbation now
    why do you do this to me
    life is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jb View Post
    masturbation has taught me to navigate the internet using only my left hand and touchpad
    seriously you should have just said "this troper..." at the beginning to make it complete
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cifala View Post
    seriously you should have just said "this troper..." at the beginning to make it complete
    this troper masturbation has taught me to navigate the internet using only my left hand and touchpad
    Am I missing something?

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    Aaaand the topic goes back to masturbation again. O.O

    Anyways, I'm actually turning out to be a good Assassin on Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

    /lame attempt at topic change

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    Actually I'm back b/c I plugged in my amp and playing one note when my grandpa came in and told me to stfu

    So now I'm just sitting here stroking my guitar while naked

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    if anyone wants to help me with the production of my next game, PM me. you can test it, tell me what you like and don't like, and be able to smugly tell your friends you were part of a test audience for a video game, all for free!
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    I'm watching Maury. lolwut.

    This ***** thinks that having 2 girlfriends is okay. One is for sex and the other is for cooking and cleaning.

    This seriously pisses me off. Like, they really have no life, and they over dramatisize. And they all look like they're on welfare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatal View Post
    if my right shoulder broke I would still be able to do masturbation

    because I'm left handed
    I am left handed too
    what a bond we share

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatal View Post
    HERE IS A SONG I MADE

    thanks.

    http://tindeck.com/listen/endh
    this represents misc. well
    you should have mentioned masturbation to make it more accurate, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by YaDunGoofed View Post
    I'm watching Maury . . . they over dramatisize.
    Yeah, that's how they get people to watch. Reality television and stuff.

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    sppf: where I can't even click on a link to the average member's last.fm without being bombarded by pony porn avatars
    I wrote the RBY and GSC pages on serebii.net

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    my right shoulder broke

    i cannot do even masturbation now
    Years of experience have allowed me to become ambidextrous. Although I prefer my left when given the choice.

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    I have only one friend.

    I want to be popular. More than anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryzera View Post
    I have only one friend.

    I want to be popular. More than anything.
    Well, if you list your gender as female, Red Mage will friend request you, so that's always an option if you're looking for a freebie.

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    Shame I missed all the interesting conversation too. Just make sure you don't paint the whole staff with one broad brush, folks. And in real life, it actually is okay to advocate for good principles.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker. View Post
    All this reminds me of a philosophy.

    " Morality is the fiction created by the weak masses to hold back the strongest in society. "
    That's not a philosophy. It's a superiority complex.

    Quote Originally Posted by iFi Salamander View Post
    Morality is a tool to keep every human being thinking the same way...
    It also helps to keep many people and animals alive and healthy and happy, etc.

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    "What's it gonna be? I don't know. But maybe along the way, you take my hand, tell a few jokes, and have some fun. C'mon, pal. You're not afraid, are ya?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    That's not a philosophy. It's a superiority complex.
    Augh. Best one-liner.
    How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?
    He worked it out with a pencil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyB View Post
    Well, if you list your gender as female, Red Mage will friend request you, so that's always an option if you're looking for a freebie.
    As long as you don't mind getting creepy PMs. It really depends on your standards, I guess.

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    It also helps to keep many people and animals alive and healthy and happy, etc.
    Ignorance is bliss. Thinking is for the miserable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cifala View Post
    sppf: where I can't even click on a link to the average member's last.fm without being bombarded by pony porn avatars
    TylerS I presume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFi Salamander View Post
    Ignorance is bliss. Thinking is for the miserable.
    Yes, Profesco hates thought.

    When we're all done sucking Ayn Rand's dick here--I did that when I was fifteen, too--maybe we can discuss why living life according to principles along the lines of "respecting other human beings" might not be a bad idea.
    How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?
    He worked it out with a pencil.

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    Maybe that's why most great authors are raging alcoholics. Turns out the whole tortured soul gig isn't all it's cracked up to be. Who knew?

    When we're all done sucking Ayn Rand's dick here--I did that when I was fifteen, too--maybe we can discuss why living life according to principles along the lines of "respecting other human beings" might not be a bad idea.
    Omg. I spewed out my mountain dew when I read this. Much love.
    Last edited by Dryzera; 14th September 2012 at 12:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kochoupink View Post
    Yes, Profesco hates thought.

    When we're all done sucking Ayn Rand's dick here--I did that when I was fifteen, too--maybe we can discuss why living life according to principles along the lines of "respecting other human beings" might not be a bad idea.
    I'm waiting for the typical iFi response of "Thinking I think like a teenager is teenager thinking!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profesco View Post
    It also helps to keep many people and animals alive and healthy and happy, etc.
    Animals? Really? Human morality extends to animals at an alarmingly low extent. Which, don't get me wrong, is pretty funny, but it's still weird to entertain the thought that having an elk cut open and hanging upside-down from your garage could be looked at in the same way as a person, or even a dog.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pesky Persian View Post
    As long as you don't mind getting creepy PMs. It really depends on your standards, I guess.
    Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, and that is most definitely what his/her post reeked of.

    Quote Originally Posted by kochoupink View Post
    When we're all done sucking Ayn Rand's dick here--I did that when I was fifteen, too--maybe we can discuss why living life according to principles along the lines of "respecting other human beings" might not be a bad idea.
    Speaking of which, when my friends and I read Anthem in 9th grade, we were also on a bit of a National Lampoon streak, and decided to make an original feature for the class called Anthem House. Regrettably, my teacher was one of those aforementioned Rand dick-suckers, and the project never did get off the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryzera View Post
    Omg. I spewed out my mountain dew when I read this. Much love.
    Why are you drinking Mountain Dew when Dr. Pepper exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pesky Persian View Post
    I'm waiting for the typical iFi response of "Thinking I think like a teenager is teenager thinking!"
    I love how being unhappy=angsty teen brat.

    Animals? Really? Human morality extends to animals at an alarmingly low extent. Which, don't get me wrong, is pretty funny, but it's still weird to entertain the thought that having an elk cut open and hanging upside-down from your garage could be looked at in the same way as a person, or even a dog.
    He has a point, it is actually almost hilarious to watch human beings run around like crazy at the slightest hint of another human being dying, yet we can openly kill animals with a rational state of mind without a second thought. Then we boast about our "morality."
    Last edited by iFi Salamander; 14th September 2012 at 12:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFi Salamander View Post
    I love how being unhappy=angsty teen brat.
    Shut up mom I'm not angsty! Ugh! Whatever!

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