Hey guys I'm back from not being here
Welp, tonight, I'm drunk after a show.
, y'know, after the English destroyed that in the 1500s-1900s.
Run in a straight line, fall over, throw ball backwards. Repeat ad nauseam. Rugby in a nutshell.
Although, darts and pool are pretty mind numbing compared to what can become some good ol' quasi-slapstick entertainment.
That's if you count glamorised bar games as sports, though
Running for the thrill of it
Capture the Flag is the most ******** sport ever. Everyone ****ing cheats.
And that it why I love it so.
Watch me tumble stuff:
Back in my high school years my friends and I always snuck into the school land lab to play capture the flag in the middle of the night. Fun and dangerous. I'm still surprised none of us broke anything running around like that in the dark forest.
It sounds like it was awesome though.
I've played capture the flag a few times with cousins and such, but it always ended in these massive brawls because of various forms of cheating.
Tip the can was always the better game.
'Cause with my mid-youth crisis all said and done
I need to be youthfully felt, 'cause God I never felt young
Today is not my day
I've been eating spicy chicken crisp sandwiches from Burger King for a while now
And then they go and change the recipe with no warning
Instead of making the chicken spicy, they walk across the street and grab some taco sauce from Taco Bell and put it on the sandwich instead
This new recipe offends me
Then again, I guess this is what I get for eating strictly off the dollar menu