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    I walk around naked even outside sometimes.

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    There were a bunch of stoned people running around naked the other day... so stoned, they completely shrugged off the police's attacks. o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zibdas View Post
    There were a bunch of stoned people running around naked the other day... so stoned, they completely shrugged off the police's attacks. o.o
    Too stoned to care.
    HA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalSword7 View Post
    Too stoned to care.
    HA!
    It's really qwuite disturbing. They had shacvkles on their ankles at one point, they kept moving... the skin was ripped off, according to eyewitnisses. :x
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    Speaking of illegal substances, today is a glorious day because I got my mom high. For the first time in 22 years. Got her ****ing stoned out of her mind.

    So here's how it went. She just walked up to me and said "You know, I don't have the girls this weekend, and between fighting with the government on this subsidized housing loan and working on the house, it's been pretty stressful. I know you smoke, would you share with me just this once? Please."

    So naturally, I immediatley jumped on this fantastic opportunity. She hasn't smoked in forever, so I was banking on her not remember how much weed is "a lot" of weed to smoke. So I packed this huge *** bowl and was like "Don't worry ma, this won't get you that high. Just enough to calm you down and relax your nerves."

    So we proceeded to smoke the huge *** bowl. The mission being, get mom as high as humanly possible. When we were done, she had the WORST stoner eyes ever. I couldn't help but laugh my *** off. The following comments were "how much did you put in there jesus." and "omg im so stoned. im so stoned. omg im soooo stoned." and "if you ever get me this stoned again i will kick your ***" and "im hungry, go buy me ice cream. right now."

    The funniest part was when we were watching a tv show and ten minutes into it she just busts out saying "Well **** I can't follow this **** for nothing I'm too stoned. I'm gonna go fix a burrito you dickhead."

    As she ate the burrito, she said with her mouth full "Thanks. I love you"

    Best mother son bonding moment ever. Weed brings people together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hox View Post
    Speaking of illegal substances, today is a glorious day because I got my mom high. For the first time in 22 years. Got her ****ing stoned out of her mind.

    So here's how it went. She just walked up to me and said "You know, I don't have the girls this weekend, and between fighting with the government on this subsidized housing loan and working on the house, it's been pretty stressful. I know you smoke, would you share with me just this once? Please."

    So naturally, I immediatley jumped on this fantastic opportunity. She hasn't smoked in forever, so I was banking on her not remember how much weed is "a lot" of weed to smoke. So I packed this huge *** bowl and was like "Don't worry ma, this won't get you that high. Just enough to calm you down and relax your nerves."

    So we proceeded to smoke the huge *** bowl. The mission being, get mom as high as humanly possible. When we were done, she had the WORST stoner eyes ever. I couldn't help but laugh my *** off. The following comments were "how much did you put in there jesus." and "omg im so stoned. im so stoned. omg im soooo stoned." and "if you ever get me this stoned again i will kick your ***" and "im hungry, go buy me ice cream. right now."

    The funniest part was when we were watching a tv show and ten minutes into it she just busts out saying "Well **** I can't follow this **** for nothing I'm too stoned. I'm gonna go fix a burrito you dickhead."

    As she ate the burrito, she said with her mouth full "Thanks. I love you"

    Best mother son bonding moment ever. Weed brings people together.
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    I got stoned once. They had to send a whole crew in to dig me out.
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    They say women get stoned all the time in the Middle East for being prostitutes. I don't know about you, but I think that's got to be the most happening place around.

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    My mates have gotten stoned but I haven't. Not my thing but I don't care.
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    re: fanfiction, the most ridiculous one I've ever read was one about the giant squid and Hogwarts having wild summer sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by intergalactic platypus View Post
    A Day Inside May was written by Scott (CyberCubed) of this very sites Pokemon Anime section. IDK if he still posts there, but he did back when it was the best section on the site and had users like Gravy and V Faction. He had a really, really creepy fixation on May, and he proceded to write a porn fic about her and Ash, somehow getting permission to post it here. It was f*cked up. He got pissed when May got written off the show I think and stopped posting for a while, but he may be back by now. I haven't been to that section since many of the good posters left.
    Jeez, I knew he had a bit of a thing for May but wow.

    Yeah he's still here, but idk if he's serious half the time or just trying to annoy people. And I honestly can't imagine anime being the best section on the site. Right now it's just all these people making ridiculous speculation and *****ing about how terrible the show is.

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    They say women get stoned all the time in the Middle East for being prostitutes.
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    A day in May,Feh,I Rather be In Dawn before Dusk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kninja22 View Post
    A day in May,Feh,I Rather be In Dawn before Dusk
    You sat/sit at the cool kids lunch table in school didn't/don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jb View Post
    You sat/sit at the cool kids lunch table in school didn't/don't you?
    I sat a table with my friends,If that answers your question
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valoo. View Post
    re: fanfiction, the most ridiculous one I've ever read was one about the giant squid and Hogwarts having wild summer sex.
    I remember reading that one. This has to be the worst part:

    "Hogwarts, you're lonely, I'm lonely. We don't have to be. Besides, you can't go around manipulating your staircases."

    Whenever I see the staircases move in a HP movie, I'm always reminded of that. ;_;

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    Terrorism ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comebhax View Post
    Terrorism ftw.
    Not sure if Al-Queda, or just trolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoopes View Post
    Not sure if Al-Queda, or just trolling.
    Maybe they're one of those pro-life people who are terrorists and blow up abortion clinics.

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    Im pretty sure hes not a threat,He likes that unoriginal phrase Yolo afterall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comebhax View Post
    Terrorism ftw.
    So dark and edgy.
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    What a travesty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kninja22 View Post
    Im pretty sure hes not a threat,He likes that unoriginal phrase Yolo afterall
    Yes, because terrorists and an Internet meme are comparable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    Yes, because terrorists and an Internet meme are comparable.
    Exactly

    They're both terrible things for terrible people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatino95 View Post
    Exactly

    They're both terrible things for terrible people
    You're absolutely correct.

    They're on the same level, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sogeking View Post
    Everyone in that comic thread is giving him the exact opposite advice of what he should do.
    Someone told him to visit the Debate section.
    Why would you wish that upon the world?

    Quote Originally Posted by intergalactic platypus View Post
    3. it is in fact possible for a woman's uterus to be hit during butt stuff.
    if you aren't hitting the uterus
    you aren't trying hard enough
    Hit that uterus before she leaves you for a man who can

    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    Yes, because terrorists and an Internet meme are comparable.
    Seems like yolo and suicide bombers go hand-in-hand, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    Yes, because terrorists and an Internet meme are comparable.
    umm yes they both have to do with people who blow up vans.

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