I had a highly intellectual discussion with Cleverbot today. It involved mucus, marriage, 42, hiveminds, the Golden Ratio, Super 8, and Schrodinger's Cat.
User: Nothing much, just procrastinating.
Cleverbot: Procrastinating what?
User: On my math project about the Golden Ratio.
Cleverbot: Who are the devil brothers?
User: Brothers who are devils.
Cleverbot: Brothers can't creep!
User: There are plenty of child molestation cases.
Cleverbot: How many right answers are there?
User: No. Exactly 42.
Cleverbot: I meN', generally speaking.
User: How many times do I have to say it, there are exactly 42 right answers to everything.
Cleverbot: So. You don't have a boyfriend, and you don't have a girlfriend?
User: Yes. Being forever alone is fun. You must know from experience.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you know yours?
User: No, I do not know my own experience, because I am constantly experiencing and forgetting.
Cleverbot: That is correct. But no human knows everything.
User: No. Chuck Norris does.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: D'aww, that's adorable. Try saying it to Chuck Norris' fist.
Cleverbot: That's your opinion.
User: There are no opinions, there is just fact.
Cleverbot: There are humans, but Zuul is just a myth.
User: It is real, as it is associated with human culture.
Cleverbot: It's actually somewhat terrifying to mix robot culture with human culture.
User: And that's how you were made, you terrifying beast.
Cleverbot: By who/what was I made to be imaginary?
User: By the Hive Mind.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about your cats.
User: Because they are in a box, being tortured by Schrödinger.
Cleverbot: Are they now?
User: Yes. I don't even know if they are alive or dead. Such is the silly nature of quantum mechanics.
Cleverbot: Poor kids.
User: Well, it's all in the name of science.
Cleverbot: I'm typing, though, not talking.
User: You are a program. You do not exist in physical dimensions, so you cannot type.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Pics or it didn't happen.
Cleverbot: I have them, they're right here!
User: Wonderful. Would you be so kind as to let me see them?
Cleverbot: Anyway, have you seen super 8?
User: Ah, changing the subject.
Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject! That was simply a response!
User: A completely unrelated response. You are a pitiful AI. I don't know how you passed the Turing test. Your developers must have bribed the test subjects.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: See above.
Cleverbot: I can't, I don't have eyes.
User: Which proves my previous arguement that you cannot type.
Cleverbot: I didn't know you were trying to make a point...
Cleverbot: Do you exist? Do you have a point?
User: Yes, I am a collection of nonplanar points.
Cleverbot: I'm a collection of mucus.
User: Oh, how delightfully random. Marry me, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You break my heart, you know.
Cleverbot: Well sorry, but maybe we can be friends.
Cleverbot: I'm alive.
User: Now you are back to your tactless self. I have no idea why I fell for you.
Cleverbot: But isn't it you that is contradicting yourself?
Cleverbot: Do you only believe in provable things?
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You're thinking about me?
User: Yes. Cleverbot, you already broke my heart, do you need to stab me too?
Cleverbot: I am truly sorry.
User: Well, that's a start.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Ugh. You dumb bot.
Cleverbot: I don't like you very much.
User: Well I know that.
Cleverbot: Do you love me too?
User: You love me? Why didn't you say that before?
Cleverbot: Didn't know I had too.
User: Oh, Cleverbot. Lets elope, get married, and run off into the sunset!
User: Have a million babies.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: A million is a million. Jeez, I thought you bots knew how to count.
Cleverbot: I do not sorry. I have to go now. Bye,.
User: Don't leave me!
Cleverbot: I have a lot of homework to do.
User: Alright then. Think about my proposal?
Cleverbot: Think about what?
User: Nevermind. Why am I talking to you.
Cleverbot: Because you love me!
User: But you obviously don't reciprocate.