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    Quote Originally Posted by Takeo View Post
    Just Eternal's? Yours? or Everyone's?
    Eternal's and mine...

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    Fatal finds frogs funny. Fifty frogs frolicked freely, finding freaky flies for fun. Frog feet feel fleshy for Fatal's feasts.

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    I keep having this dream, where im pushing this girl from my class on a swing........ wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatal View Post
    Fatal finds frogs funny. Fifty frogs frolicked freely, finding freaky flies for fun. Frog feet feel fleshy for Fatal's feasts.
    Phoopes phinds phrogs phunny. Phifty phrogs phrolicked phreely, phinding phreaky phlies phor phun. Phrog pheet pheel phleshy phor Phoopes' Philadelphian pheasts, phor Phoopes' phurry pherrets.

    I win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murton View Post
    Could also have been the Johnny Cash kind of hurt.
    Good song.


    Quote Originally Posted by Comebhax View Post
    I keep having this dream, where im pushing this girl from my class on a swing........ wtf
    It means you're going to die soon. What she's wearing determines how long you have to live. If she's wearing a dress, you're good to go because you have 6 months to live. If she's wearing sandals, you're ****ed because that means you're getting ready to kick the bucket in two weeks. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I graduated from college with a degree in Dreams. Sorry to see you go, you were one of my favorite posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoopes View Post
    Phoopes phinds phrogs phunny. Phifty phrogs phrolicked phreely, phinding phreaky phlies phor phun. Phrog pheet pheel phleshy phor Phoopes' Philadelphian pheasts, phor Phoopes' phurry pherrets.

    I win.
    Zibdas zoomed zestily, zealously zoning...

    Okay, I give up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zibdas View Post
    Zibdas zoomed zestily, zealously zoning...

    Okay, I give up.
    That's just phucking pathetic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comebhax View Post
    I keep having this dream, where im pushing this girl from my class on a swing........ wtf
    Sure you weren't just listening to 'When I'm Gone' by Eminem?


    'I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
    She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing'


    Quote Originally Posted by KickAsh View Post
    It means you're going to die soon. What she's wearing determines how long you have to live. If she's wearing a dress, you're good to go because you have 6 months to live. If she's wearing sandals, you're ****ed because that means you're getting ready to kick the bucket in two weeks. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I graduated from college with a degree in Dreams. Sorry to see you go, you were one of my favorite posters.
    What if she's wearing sandals and a dress?
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        Spoiler:- I have found my favourite Engrish picture:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comebhax View Post
    I keep having this dream, where im pushing this girl from my class on a swing........ wtf
    How old are you exactly?

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    I think the urge to push people off of swings is something that cynical people of all ages can get behind.

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    hahahahahhahaa that is great fenix

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cipher View Post
    And I thought the furries were the worst fanbase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain Nightroad View Post
    I think the urge to push people off of swings is something that cynical people of all ages can get behind.
    Basically.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cipher View Post
    Why would you post this?
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    Upon closer inspection, the title is actually "A Day Inside May." How do you **** up a pun that badly? Porn titles are one of the easiest creative endeavors of all time.

    EDIT--

    Likewise, if you're too young I suggest you not reading the story either because it's rather adult. It contains several sex related scenes between minors, so keep this in mind.
    Also rather illegal.
    Last edited by Cipher; 26th June 2012 at 12:52 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cipher View Post
    Also rather illegal.
    "May's breasts were unusually large for a 10 year old"
    " May could pass for a 16 year old despite only being 10"
    Jesus. And all I did was skim.

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    Let's give credit where credit's due. First six comments:

    Quote Originally Posted by Riaf
    Ha, nice fic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crystal Mew
    I think as long as you put the rating with the title, its ok.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red-Kun
    well yep the rating is ok anyway keep the good work!
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDevil21
    Its a good fan-fic. Good job.

    But why do I get the feeling I won't see May the same way again?
    Quote Originally Posted by Selena's Quest
    Nice so far, waiting for more.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gryphon Turboclaw
    Other than the punctuation, this is actually quite good indeed. I just hope that my own fics turn out this well. Just one nagging question, however; wouldn't May be around 12 by now(assuming that she was a late 10 at the start of her journey with Ash, and that over a year passed between then and the Grand Festival)?
    There isn't enough shame in the world to divvy out for this.
    Last edited by Cipher; 26th June 2012 at 2:08 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenotwapal View Post
    How old are you exactly?
    I'm only 12 and im having dreams of pushing this girl with brown shorts, black shirt, and glasses on a swing over and over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain Nightroad View Post
    I think the urge to push people off of swings is something that cynical people of all ages can get behind.
    I'd rather pull out the chair from under a person before they sit down.

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    So, continuing my journey into May, I have never seen a piece of fiction more confused about the way towels work.

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    Cipher, did you check out our replies?


    Edit: Oh, I thought it was funnier as "A Day in May." Laaaame.
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    (it may take a couple of days for me to respond, though)

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    Yeah. That's how I got the link in the first place.

    Update: I'm actually kind of convinced this guy has actually been in a foreplay situation before. Or he's read a lot of other erotic fanfiction; probably that. Lots of unintentional hilarity and creepiness though.

    Update update: Actually, never mind.

        Spoiler:- Oh, holy ****.:


    Update update update: I can't even describe the sentence I just read, nor can I find a proper stock photo to display my reaction.
    Last edited by Cipher; 26th June 2012 at 3:00 AM.

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    I would love to do may...............

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