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    Quote Originally Posted by Rezzo View Post
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    If yes, then I am glad that I made someone laugh, if not then I must try harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blaze boy View Post
    Was it mine?

    If yes, then I am glad that I made someone laugh, if not then I must try harder.
    It was a hint at moot's "Terrible Post".
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    I think my copy of Fable III is messed up. My character somehow gave birth to a black daughter while she was married to her childhood crush, who is white like her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister_SGG View Post
    Actually I'm back b/c I plugged in my amp and playing one note when my grandpa came in and told me to stfu

    So now I'm just sitting here stroking my guitar while naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playful Nightmare View Post
    I think my copy of Fable III is messed up. My character somehow gave birth to a black daughter while she was married to her childhood crush, who is white like her.
    I think your character was doing things when you weren't paying attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playful Nightmare View Post
    I think my copy of Fable III is messed up. My character somehow gave birth to a black daughter while she was married to her childhood crush, who is white like her.
    Good luck explaining that one to the husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalSword7 View Post
    I think your character was doing things when you weren't paying attention.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickAsh View Post
    Good luck explaining that one to the husband.
    You guys just made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister_SGG View Post
    Actually I'm back b/c I plugged in my amp and playing one note when my grandpa came in and told me to stfu

    So now I'm just sitting here stroking my guitar while naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playful Nightmare View Post
    I think my copy of Fable III is messed up. My character somehow gave birth to a black daughter while she was married to her childhood crush, who is white like her.
    I intervened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playful Nightmare View Post
    I think my copy of Fable III is messed up. My character somehow gave birth to a black daughter while she was married to her childhood crush, who is white like her.
    Did you use the 3some option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokegirl_1986 View Post
    Hi guyz I'm new here. xDDD

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    so I'm sick right? Funny story guys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenotwapal View Post
    so I'm sick right? Funny story guys!
    I'm glad I'm not alone. It started out by playing a baritone sax, trumpet, and my tuba. x.x I regret it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokegirl_1986 View Post
    im currently reading the fifty shades of grey its sooo good

    no man has ever effected me the way christian grey has

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokegirl_1986 View Post
    the fifty shades of grey
    THE.

    That's like The gout.

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    On 50 Shades of Grey:

    I read a Facebook post concerning this book. Apparently the main character says "Oh my" a lot when in... "adult situations." The person reading the book didn't think much of it, but then the thought of George Takei popped into her head. At that point, she said that she couldn't continue with it.
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    Who's George Takei? o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister_SGG View Post
    Actually I'm back b/c I plugged in my amp and playing one note when my grandpa came in and told me to stfu

    So now I'm just sitting here stroking my guitar while naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokegirl_1986 View Post
    im currently reading the fifty shades of grey its sooo good

    no man has ever effected me the way christian grey has
    Is this a Jay/facetious alt

    Come on, admit it

    You're the only one here who likes that shit

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    50 Shades of Grey seems to be popular. I have beem hearing more about it.

    Based on the description it sounds like a terrible chick novel appealing to tweenies.

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    I'd like to say that I don't see how poorly-written porn counts as "appealing to tweenies," but then I remembered Tumblr.

    God damn it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoopes View Post
    On 50 Shades of Grey:

    I read a Facebook post concerning this book. Apparently the main character says "Oh my" a lot when in... "adult situations." The person reading the book didn't think much of it, but then the thought of George Takei popped into her head. At that point, she said that she couldn't continue with it.
    That's got me laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFi Salamander View Post
    50 Shades of Grey seems to be popular. I have beem hearing more about it.

    Based on the description it sounds like a terrible chick novel appealing to tweenies.
    Are you stupid or something



    I will only pay attention to 50 shades of grey only if it comes out in audio book form
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    “Well, you know a lot more about me now,” he snaps, his mouth presses into a hard line. “I knew you were inexperienced, but a virgin!” He says it like it’s a really dirty word. “Hell, Ana, I just showed you,” he groans. “May God forgive me. Have you ever been kissed, apart from by me?”
    “Of course I have.” I try my best to look affronted. Okay… maybe twice.
    “And a nice young man hasn’t swept you off your feet? I just don’t understand. You’re twenty-one, nearly twenty-two. You’re beautiful.” He runs his hand through his hair again.
    Beautiful. I flush with pleasure. Christian Grey thinks I’m beautiful. I knot my fingers together, staring at them hard, trying to conceal my goofy grin. Perhaps he’s near-sighted, my subconscious has reared her somnambulant head. Where was she when I needed her?
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    I read a sample of it...pretty corny if you ask me. :l

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenotwapal View Post
    Are you stupid or something



    I will only pay attention to 50 shades of grey only if it comes out in audio book form
    Do you prefer the audio version by Gilbert Gottfried or Ellen DeGeneres?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pesky Persian View Post
    Do you prefer the audio version by Gilbert Gottfried or Ellen DeGeneres?
    ^

    Hearing Ellen read it would be like her talking dirty while she's giving away TVs. It just wouldn't seem right.

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