I would like to say that I am a bona fide loser in real life. I failed my last math class. I live in conditions bordering on squalor. My car's a piece of junk. I don't change my shirt everyday like i'm supposed to. I got rejected for military service. I don't have a job right now and I have never had a girlfriend. And I don't feel any remorse or depression.
It's okay folks, you don't need to be ashamed.
So this place still exists...
^So we're moaning about Captain Jack on the previous page. (If you get the reference you're awesome.) And King Dedede's got a vulva and everyone here's a loser? In other news apparently a black man and a white man are interrupting each other Phoenix Wright style and Twitter's hooked on it.
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I am the Slenderman. And that is all you need to know.
I'm the Cult of Personality. You would have to follow me, only you can set me free. I sell the things you need to be. I'm the Cult of Personality, I exploit you, still you love me, I tell you 1+1 makes 3.
I'm in Demand I am the beat.
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We don't have to worry about pleasing people, because we know no one will ever count on us. Pretty awesome tradeoff.
I feel ya, though. I only passed a physics class in tech school because the week prior we had a sub who gave us all the answers, I don't own a car/don't know how to drive and I'm 21, 95% of my clothing is from thrift stores (the rest are Transformers and Digimon shirts I bought online), my eyesight is too poor for me to be in any sort of military service, and even if it wasn't I'm a complete pansy, and I left my reasonably-paying job that I hated to move 1500 miles away in order to have no job at all. Its prettyawesome.
Oh and I never had a gf either. But I was never interested in womens in the first place.
Originally Posted by Ellie
My little brother was watching a children's cartoon the other day which involved a kid being told to do his homework or something by his parents (Horrid Henry if you're curious, for some reason). After they succeeded, it cut to a scene where his parents high-fived each otehr.
Was the corniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
And it turns out I'm alive. Go figure
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