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    Phew. Through Chapter 2. Comments to come later, but let's just say when May asks Ash if he's hungry, that's what counts for clever foreshadowing.

    But, you know, why bother with my thoughts? Let's see what SPPF member Maverick_X had to say at the time it was posted:

    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick_X
    I appreciate your NC-17 fic. We need more non-homosexual, non-bisexual fics here because they make more sense. Especially Misty/Ash, May/Ash, etc... Good job on the fic, and yes, I do have a hard on. LMAO!!!
    Thanks, Mav. You're a swell guy.

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    This discussion is both repulsive and interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cipher View Post
    Yeah. That's how I got the link in the first place.

    Update: I'm actually kind of convinced this guy has actually been in a foreplay situation before. Or he's read a lot of other erotic fanfiction; probably that. Lots of unintentional hilarity and creepiness though.

    Update update: Actually, never mind.
    Yeah, considering he said that breasts feel like balloons, I'm gonna say the foreplay thing is a big No.

    Also, WTF did I just read?

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    Even without reading the actual fiction itself, my brain is bleeding. I should have that checked out...
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    Question: Why wasn't CyberCubed permabanned for that?!

    Also, Cipher is one brave mofo for reading that. O.O

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    I'm done.

    Wow, here goes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cipher View Post
    So, continuing my journey into May
    I see what you did there

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    Thanks, Mav. You're a swell guy.
    I wish these users were still around so we could see their reactions to the comments they made as (presumably) horny 12 year olds.
    And to see the class acts they've turned in to.

    Quote Originally Posted by Playful Nightmare View Post
    Question: Why wasn't CyberCubed permabanned for that?!
    Because, in possibly one of the worst decisions ever made by a mod, it was allowed to be posted as long as it was rated NC-17.

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    Turns out I wasn't actually done. There's more. Wow, here goes again!

    Expect highlights.

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    Blow-by-blow analysis?

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    Godspeed, sir.

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    Blow-by-blow analysis?
    Language!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eleventh View Post
    Puns are not good for proper people.
    Hitchcock and I disagree.

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    So, continuing my journey into May, I have never seen a piece of fiction more confused about the way towels work.
    Never dawned on me there might be more than one way possible.

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    Yeah, considering he said that breasts feel like balloons, I'm gonna say the foreplay thing is a big No.
    Maybe that line was a leftover from the previous summer's erotic Jigglypuff fanfiction.

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    I'm sure there are troves of these from the mid-2000s that have been forgotten by their authors, at least until someone digs these up as dirt on a future presidential candidate.

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    I regret reading it in their voices.



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    Holy sh*t Ian, that is OLD. I think I was like in 10th or 11th grade when that fic was posted here. Credit for digging it up.
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    I thought you were straight, Kreis.

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    I don't think he's used one slang word, it's been "breasts", "penis", and "vagina" like 98% of the time. He definitely Googled "sex" the day before writing this.

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    Jesus, I think I was just barely in high school. If at all...

    Quote Originally Posted by Myrrh View Post
    I regret reading it in their voices.
    My first thought was all those "Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey" and whatnot videos. Then again, Gottfried's voice makes a lot of things funnier. Just because it's pretty grating.
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    So the World Tournament is probably the greatest idea in a Pokemon game in the last 7 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jb View Post
    So the World Tournament is probably the greatest idea in a Pokemon game in the last 7 years.
    I've been waiting for something like this since HG/SS.

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    A wonderful snippet of dialogue:

        Spoiler:- hahahaha:

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    I just love how his reasoning for having 10 year olds screw each other is "Things happen differently in the pokemon world"

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    Ash then looked at May's vagina again, he pointed and said, "So am I [sic]suppost to do anything with that?"
    Erotic fiction at its finest.
    Hey wait, isn't CyberCubed still pretty active on these forums?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickAsh View Post
    Erotic fiction at its finest.
    Hey wait, isn't CyberCubed still pretty active on these forums?
    I think he's still in the anime section. Someone should bring this up to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sogeking View Post
    I just love how his reasoning for having 10 year olds screw each other is "Things happen differently in the pokemon world"
    Oh please, Scott was just obsessed with May in a creepy way, as was apparent by pretty much all his posts in that section (I was a regular in PAD and PAS at the time.)
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    I thought you were straight, Kreis.

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FIC OF THE CENTURY GUYS

    caps

    be sure to read the rules of every section before posting ;)

    Little Miss Stalinist/Secret Al-Qaeda agents (i.e. Ellie) would be a ***** even if she was a conserative republican. What makes her the way she is happens to be the fact that the webmaster of this site let's her behave like this. (Of course, I would never make a liberal a staff member at any forum I'd be in charge of, regardless.)

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    I think Ellie fapped to it irl.
    [23:47] <kesha> PENNSATUCKY PLEASE CURE ME OF THESE UNCLEAN THOUGHTS

    pm me any reports/questions that you may have
    (it may take a couple of days for me to respond, though)

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