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    Default Warstory of Warstorynesss is Warstorylike.

    As you can see, I am terrible at titles. Ah well, to the introduction.

    This was an excellent battle with a clan that we had warred recently that I had been a member of. The battle wasn't particularly haxy (can you call Jirachi failing to paralyze several times hax?), and it was close. Without further ado, a terrible warstory is here. Commentary will be in red.

        Spoiler:- [EDR] Karp's team:

        Spoiler:- [SFR]Rwhite84's team:


    Battle between [EDR] Karp and [SFR]Rwhite84 started!
    Tier: Standard OU
    Rule: Unrated
    Rule: Sleep Clause
    Rule: Freeze Clause
    Rule: Species Clause

    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Deoxys-S!
    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE BLUE (Politoed)!
    The foe's Deoxys-S is exerting its pressure!
    I ARE BLUE's Drizzle made it rain!


    A Deoxys-S lead. I will guess that they Taunt, in the event that I am the rare defensive set (which I am). So, let's Scald and see what they do.

    Turn 1

    [SFR]Rwhite84 called Deoxys-S back!
    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Dragonite!

    I ARE BLUE used Scald!
    It's not very effective... The foe's Dragonite lost 9% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Dragonite restored a little HP using its Leftovers!


    Potentially even better. I've broken their Multiscale, meaning that it will be much easier for Scizor to revenge kill. In case it has Roost, let's Toxic it.

    Turn 2

    The foe's Dragonite used Dragon Dance!
    The foe's Dragonite's Attack rose!
    The foe's Dragonite's Speed rose!

    I ARE BLUE used Toxic!
    The foe's Dragonite was badly poisoned!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Dragonite restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
    The foe's Dragonite is hurt by poison!


    And it sets up a Dragon Dance. Phooey. However, CBzor 2hkos with BP and I highly doubt that it 2hkos back. Let's do it.

    Turn 3

    [EDR] Karp called I ARE BLUE back!
    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE RED (Scizor)!

    The foe's Dragonite used Outrage!
    It's not very effective... I ARE RED lost 51% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Dragonite restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
    The foe's Dragonite is hurt by poison!


    I'd like to say that this is all falling into a master plan of mine, but that ain't the truth. I did not expect Outrage to deal that much. No use moping, let's BP it.

    Turn 4

    I ARE RED used Bullet Punch!
    The foe's Dragonite lost 60% of its health!

    The foe's Dragonite used Outrage!
    It's not very effective... I ARE RED lost 48% of its health!

    I ARE RED fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Dragonite restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
    The foe's Dragonite is hurt by poison!
    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE TEAL (Toxicroak)!


    Scizor bit the dust, so I decided to send in my trusty Toxicroak to blast it into annihilationwith his Sucker Punch. Go, my froggy friend!

    Turn 5

    I ARE TEAL used Sucker Punch!
    The foe's Dragonite lost 14% of its health!

    The foe's Dragonite fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Deoxys-S!

    The foe's Deoxys-S is exerting its pressure!


    NOW things are falling into my master plan. He's probably going to set up hazards, so I'll Bulk Up.

    Turn 6

    [SFR]Rwhite84 called Deoxys-S back!
    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Jirachi!

    I ARE TEAL used Bulk Up!
    I ARE TEAL's Attack rose!
    I ARE TEAL's Defense rose!
    Rain continues to fall!


    Judging from that switch, it's an offensive Deoxys and it knew I had Sucker Punch. Time to drain punch any lost health from Iron Head, praying it doesn't flinch.

    Turn 7

    The foe's Jirachi used Zen Headbutt!
    It's super-effective! I ARE TEAL lost 94% of its health!

    I ARE TEAL flinched!
    Rain continues to fall!

    I ARE TEAL's Dry Skin heals it!
    I ARE TEAL restored a little HP using its Leftovers!


    Oh come on, Zen Headbutt? Time to switch to Latios to take it.

    Turn 8

    [EDR] Karp called I ARE TEAL back!
    [EDR] Karp sent out Latios!

    The foe's Jirachi used Iron Head!
    Latios lost 38% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!


    Wait, let me get this straight here. Iron Head AND Zen Headbutt? Oh well, Latios was a boss and took the hit pretty well. Surf it to a watery grave!

    Turn 9

    Latios used Surf!
    The foe's Jirachi lost 63% of its health!

    The foe's Jirachi used Body Slam!
    Latios lost 24% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Jirachi restored a little HP using its Leftovers!


    It survived, but Body Slam didn't paralyze. Surf will KO this time, so let's go fir it.

    Turn 10

    [SFR]Rwhite84 called Jirachi back!
    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Porygon2!

    The foe's Porygon2 traced Latios's Levitate!

    Latios used Surf!
    The foe's Porygon2 lost 41% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!


    Shoot. He's probably going to Thunder Wave or Ice Beam, so let's switch to Politoed. He doesn't mind either of those.

    Turn 11

    [EDR] Karp called Latios back!
    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE BLUE (Politoed)!

    The foe's Porygon2 used Thunder Wave!
    I ARE BLUE was paralyzed!
    Rain continues to fall!


    Called it. Now he's immune to other statuses, yay. He can tank a Thunderbolt, I think. Let's Toxic it.

    Turn 12

    The foe's Porygon2 used Thunderbolt!
    It's super-effective! I ARE BLUE lost 38% of its health!

    I ARE BLUE is paralyzed! It can't move!
    Rain continues to fall!

    I ARE BLUE restored a little HP using its Leftovers!


    With Jirachi failing to paralyze, I got full paralysis. Bah, humbug. Take two.

    Turn 13

    The foe's Porygon2 used Thunderbolt!
    It's super-effective! I ARE BLUE lost 42% of its health!

    I ARE BLUE used Toxic!
    The foe's Porygon2 was badly poisoned!
    Rain continues to fall!

    I ARE BLUE restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
    The foe's Porygon2 is hurt by poison!


    Luckily, the electricity doesn't prevent my joints from working this time, and Porygon2 is poisoned. He's probably going to Thunderbolt now, so let's switch in Latios.

    Turn 14

    [EDR] Karp called I ARE BLUE back!
    [EDR] Karp sent out Latios!

    The foe's Porygon2 used Thunderbolt!
    It's not very effective... Latios lost 12% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Porygon2 is hurt by poison!


    Yay, Latios is now in scot-free. He has a Scizor that would love to switch in on a Draco Meteor, so let's Surf again.

    Turn 15

    Latios used Surf!
    The foe's Porygon2 lost 40% of its health!

    The foe's Porygon2 fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Scizor!


    And he goes down. Latios is weakened, so let's use him to get Tornadus a safe switch-in.

    Turn 16

    The foe's Scizor used Bullet Punch!
    Latios lost 23% of its health!

    Latios fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE GREEN (Tornadus)!


    Hurricane is the only move this guy ever needs. Now, Hurricane!

    Turn 17

    I ARE GREEN used Hurricane!
    The foe's Scizor lost 100% of its health!

    The foe's Scizor fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Jirachi!


    My killing spree continues! Scizor is now down, but foolish Jirachi has switched in. Let's try our luck and HURRICANE!

    Turn 18

    I ARE GREEN used Hurricane!
    It's not very effective... The foe's Jirachi lost 37% of its health!

    The foe's Jirachi used Body Slam!
    I ARE GREEN lost 29% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!

    The foe's Jirachi restored a little HP using its Leftovers!


    He isn't paralyzed. Whew. Now, he can get OHKOd by HURRICANE!

    Turn 19

    I ARE GREEN used Hurricane!
    It's not very effective... The foe's Jirachi lost 11% of its health!

    The foe's Jirachi fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Deoxys-S!

    The foe's Deoxys-S is exerting its pressure!


    Alright, hopefully it can survive a hit, and HURRICANE!

    Turn 20

    The foe's Deoxys-S used Ice Beam!
    It's super-effective! I ARE GREEN lost 70% of its health!

    I ARE GREEN fainted!
    The foe's Deoxys-S is hurt by its life orb!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE BROWN (Dugtrio)!


    Poopy. I can't go HURRICANE! again. Dugtrio can revenge this thing pretty well with it's Sash, so let's EQ.

    Turn 21

    The foe's Deoxys-S used Ice Beam!
    It's super-effective! I ARE BROWN lost 99% of its health!
    I ARE BROWN hung on using its focus sash!
    The foe's Deoxys-S is hurt by its life orb!

    I ARE BROWN used Earthquake!
    The foe's Deoxys-S lost 61% of its health!
    Rain continues to fall!


    I forgot about Deoxys's fair bulk. Let's Sucker Punch it.

    Turn 22

    I ARE BROWN used Sucker Punch!
    It's super-effective! The foe's Deoxys-S lost 18% of its health!

    The foe's Deoxys-S fainted!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [SFR]Rwhite84 sent out Chandelure!


    This thing looks so ugly, I swear. Let's EQ it out of it's misery.

    Turn 23

    I ARE BROWN used Earthquake!
    It's super-effective! The foe's Chandelure lost 98% of its health!

    The foe's Chandelure used Flame Charge!
    I ARE BROWN lost 0% of its health!

    I ARE BROWN fainted!
    The foe's Chandelure's Speed rose!
    Rain continues to fall!

    [EDR] Karp sent out I ARE TEAL (Toxicroak)!


    98%. 98%. 98%. Now Dugtrio's gone too. Let's bring Toxicroak back in and crush it with Sucker Punch.

    Turn 24

    I ARE TEAL used Sucker Punch!
    It's super-effective! The foe's Chandelure lost 1% of its health!

    The foe's Chandelure fainted!

    [EDR] Karp won the battle!


    Props:

    Again, not much hax.
    Latios, took out two special tanks pretty easily.
    Both of us for being great adversaries for each other.

    Slops:

    Me for underestimating the power of Dragonite.
    Me for sacking Scizor, when I could've brought him in safely.

    MVP:



    Latios. Played a crucial part in taking out much of the annoying members of the team, and was a general all-around boss.

    I hope you enjoyed this warstory as much as I enjoyed the battle.
    Last edited by The Imposter; 7th December 2011 at 10:03 PM.
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