Banned for maybe, nya~
Banned for coming in. :P
Banned for colonP.
Banned because I am the paragon that holds this establishment together - no man in town could even hope to be half as manly as me. And you stole my car.
Banned for believing in that.
Banned for accusing someone of grand theft auto.
Edit: Whoa'ho, two ninjas for the price of one.
Banned for being ninja'd twice
Banned for being a ninja, and also promoting the art of Ninjitsu worldwide.
Banned for that.
Banned for simplicity.
Banned because Naruto is a bannable offense in places not here.
Banned because I gotta leave for now, later guys...
Banned because I have a sudden urge to watch Pokemon the First Movie.
Banned because I haven't watched the show in any format in nearly a decade.
Banned because I only appreciate the first three seasons of the anime.
Banned because I honestly don't blame you, and I want to be the very best.
Banned because like no one ever was.
Banned because to catch them is my quest, and to train them is my cause.
Ten years and I've still got it mostly down.
Banned for rudely interrupting the singalong.
Banned because Cleverbot agrees. And I found a pamphlet under your pillow for the one true faith.
Y'know, that one. The one with NO EYES.